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🏇🏇🏇MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS 6/29 🏆 RESULTS 🏆 PARX 🏇

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2022 1:36 pm
by RUFFIAN
πŸ‡ CONGRATULATIONS 🍾 TO ZIPPY πŸ†
For those who may have missed the dramatic final furlong
Here is the instant resplendent replay

Zippy living up to his name is zipping right along at lightning ⚑️ speed
Passing one after another but can he get there in time to catch A Cheetah πŸ†

The answer comes quickly and decisively = YES HE CAN AND YES HE HAS 😱

The Contentious Competitive Colt Has indeed Captured The Cheetah πŸ†
Who Appears To Be In Felinese Shock πŸ™€

Proving once again the old clichΓ©
" IT AINT OVER TILL THE STOUT LADY SINGS 🎢 "

And the song 🎢 she may be singing this time is
" Ya Got Another Thing Comin " ( And It's ME )

Ruffian's Puppy 🐢 " Diamond πŸ’ In The Ruff "
Will Be So Disappointed ~ No Victory Winner Dinner
On Her Birthday Honored Race πŸ˜ͺ

πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’° OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°
DIAMOND πŸ’ IN THE RUFF STAKES :puppykisses:

ZIPPY 🏎 $61.20 πŸ†
Not easy catching a Runaway Cheetah πŸ† Yet He Has πŸ™€

RUFFIAN πŸ† $47.40 πŸ‘°οΏ½β™€οΈ
Losing Because Of Irony + Changing Mind ( A #1 NO NO )
Deciding To Not Play Olive KAT Due To K NOT CAT 😿 😑 πŸ™€

πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡ VENUE CHOICE = πŸ‡ PARX πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡

πŸ’₯🐎πŸ’₯ FEATURE EVENT πŸ‡πŸ’₯πŸ‡
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES πŸ€ͺ
FRISKY FLAMBOYANT FILLYS VS CONTENTIOUS CLEVER COLTS

πŸ•° ⏰ πŸ•° POST TIMES ⏰ πŸ•° ⏰

ET πŸ›Έ 12:55
CT 🌽 11:55
MT πŸ” 10:55
PT 🌲 9:55

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ πŸ™€



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Re: 🏇🏇🏇MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS 6/29 PARX 🏇

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:53 pm
by RUFFIAN
Good Afternoon And Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At PARX πŸ‡

Our Feature Event Is BOTS = Battle Of The Sexes
Fierce Flamboyant Fillys vs Charismatic Clever Colts

Defending Champion Zippy πŸ†
Will have seven competitive challengers
Trying to prevent a repeat Zipparama Victory

The energetics eight are in the gate ready to run
πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡

AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE BOTS CHALLENGE

Everyone away in good order
3 Colts taking a short lead to the turn
Digger, Blunny, Zippy

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

Things have changed quickly as it is now 3 FILLYS In Front !

3 FLAMBOYANT FILLYS IN FRONT!
Ruffian, Tiger πŸ… Dancer, Dusty

DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Ruffian and Tiger πŸ… Dancer neck + neck… stride for stride
The Energizer Bunny right at the Twin Tails of Cheetah πŸ† + Tiger πŸ…

Suddenly in a Winx of an Eye πŸ‘
The crowd is on their feet with eyes turned away from the front
The sudden explosion of emotion from the stands is caused by Digger

The Competitive Colt, finally found his hidden Power Pack
He is flying up the rail passing one after another
He only has Ruffian ahead of him now

Tiger πŸ… Dancer staying strong is next
She is followed by Blunny
A big get back to Dusty, Roamin , Cruzan,
And last of all Defending Champion Zippy
With little to no chance of a repeat Victory Gallop

The Wire looms Just ahead
Ruffian all out with a hot-to-trot Digger right at her tail
And with one final supersonic surge of speed
Digger has done it πŸ™€winning BOTS for the Colts πŸ†

Ruffian πŸ† will be Bridesmaid instead of Queen πŸ‘Έ
Tiger πŸ… Dancer πŸ’ƒ Catches The Bodacious Bouquet πŸ’
And Yet Once Again, Blunny 🐰 Returns to The Shire
Where He Has His Own Residence, Being There SO often πŸ˜‰

πŸ’° πŸ’°πŸ’° OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

DIGGER ♠️ $93.50 πŸ†
Almost Gate to Wire, Awesome Acceleration Final Furlong πŸ™€
πŸ† BOTS GLORY TO COLTS πŸ†

RUFFIAN πŸ† $68.60 πŸ‘°β€β™€οΈ
This loss is the result of changing her mind twice πŸ™€πŸ˜ΏπŸ˜Ό
When She Shoulda Known Better! Never Deny Your Instinct
{ R5 Decisive Switched At Last Minute to 1st Love πŸ’—
R6 Indoctrinate changed at last Minute 😿}

TIGER πŸ… DANCER πŸ’ƒ $60.50 🌺
Catches The Bodacious Bouquet πŸ’

BLUNNY 🐰 $56.90 πŸ’
Back again to the Shire to Steal The Precious πŸ’

DUSTY πŸŒͺ $43.60

ROAMIN πŸ›» $31.20

CRUZAN 🏍 $27.60

DC) ZIPPY ⚑️ $20.30
Dog πŸ• House Biscuits Buffet
YO YO DUDE AWARD πŸ†
Defending Champion then Dog πŸ• House 🏑
Bouncing Like A YO YO

We bid farewell to PARX Racetrack πŸ‘‹
As Digger Catches A Cheetah + Won
See ya all next Wednesday
Where Digger Decides then to Run πŸ€”















🐯 MAY THE PURRRRR BE WITH YOU 😻

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