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SUPURR SATURDAY 4/16 *** RESULTS *** @ KEENELAND

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:26 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATULATIONS 🍾 TO DIGGER πŸ†
FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT
HERE IS THE DRAMATIC INSTANT REPLAY

HERE COMES THE WIRE ~ WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL! 😱
HOLD ALL TICKETS

TOTE BOARD LIGHTING UP WITH OBJECTIONS
TRAINERS AND JOCKEYS ON THE TRACK
ON THE PHONE πŸ“ž WITH STEWARDS

FINALLY THE TOTE BOARD HAS STOPPED FLASHING
The Sounds of Deep Throated Shouts Of Victory From The Men
As Digger A Winner By A Wispy Whisker Heads to the Winner Circle ⭕️

Many Female Fans in Tears 😭 of Disappointment πŸ˜” :'(

VENUE = KEENELAND
Keeneland The Track 🐎
So Tiz Back To Kentucky πŸ’—
With The Lexington Stakes πŸ†
11 Hope To Get Lucky πŸ€


⏰ POST TIMES πŸ•°

ET πŸ›Έ 1:00 πŸ•
CT 🌽 12:00 πŸ•›
MT πŸ” 11:00 πŸ•š
PT 🌴 10:00 πŸ•™

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ 😒

Re: SUPURR SATURDAY 4/16 @ KEENELAND

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2022 8:58 pm
by RUFFIAN
Good Afternoon And Welcome To Supurr Saturday At Keeneland
Where Defending Champion Digger will face 10 Contentious Challengers
The Colt Will try to rebound off of a breathtaking final Furlong at the wire

In case you missed it here is the instant replay from that moment

The Crowd is Roaring now with 2 different Tones
The deeper voices of the Men, screaming for Digger
The Feminine Filly Voices, Fiercely for The Dancing πŸ’ƒ Tiger πŸ…

HERE COMES THE WIRE ~ WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL! 😱
HOLD ALL TICKETS

TOTE BOARD LIGHTING UP WITH OBJECTIONS
TRAINERS AND JOCKEYS ON THE TRACK
ON THE PHONE πŸ“ž WITH STEWARDS

FINALLY THE TOTE BOARD HAS STOPPED FLASHING
The Sounds of Deep Throated Shouts Of Victory From The Men
As Digger A Winner By A Wispy Whisker Heads to the Winner Circle ⭕️

Many Female Fans in Tears 😭 of Disappointment πŸ˜” :'(

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
DIGGER ♠️ $78.70 πŸ† :celebrate:
Almost a gate to wire exhilarating Example Of Determination + Power

OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
THE EASTER BUNNY 🐰 HIPPITY HOP πŸ‡

With Roamin Temporary layout for R&R 😴
And Raven returning from a Long Layoff with Freshly Feathered Wings


There are 11 Excellent Energetic Runners In The Gate

AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE EASTER BUNNY HIPPITY HOP

It’s a Supurr Speedy Duo Out for a huge early lead
Raven + Zippy Far ahead of the field heading into the turn

OUT OF THE TERNAY COME

Raven extending his lead even more has left the field behind
Defending champion Digger is moving quickly up the rail
Now about 11 lengths behind the Runaway Raven

It’s another several lengths back to Zippy, Blunny and AEA
Senator Now Beginning to show some energy is next
neck and neck with Post Time Mike

Another gap back to Ruffian + Cruzan

Trailing the field in the early going showing no speed at all yet
Tiger πŸ… Dancer and Dusty

THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

Raven flying away like Pegasus still in command of the lead
Suddenly someone is moving like a lightning bolt up the rail
It is AEA Gaining on Raven With every stride she takes
Now looming the major threat to the front running Runaway Raven

It’s beginning to look like a two horse mattress
It’s a long way back to Zippy and defending champion Digger
Followed by ruffian and Blunny

The rest of the field is lollygagging way at the back

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Raven Still looking strong and not showing any sign of tiring
AEA Right At His Tail looming a Major Threat to Steal Victory

Zippy and Digger Neck + Neck Competing to Catch The Bodacious Bouquet πŸ’
Or To The Shire To Steal The Precious πŸ’

Ruffian and Blunny just another Length back with an outside chance of some money

AT THE WIRE = WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL 😱
PHOTO πŸŽ₯ FINISH ~ HOLD ALL TICKETS 🎟

OBJECT LIGHTS FLASHING
TRAINERS + JOCKEYS ON THE PHONE πŸ“ž WITH STEWARDS

The sound of the crowd is divided into 2 Distinct Tones

The deep throated resonance of the men for the RAVEN πŸ¦…
The higher pitched delicate voices of the ladies for AEA

After a very long time the tote board lights have stopped flashing
Now the ROAR 🦁 from the crowd is definitely Masculine

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
EASTER BUNNY 🐰 HIPPITY HOP

RAVEN πŸ¦… $79.70 πŸ†
Gate To Wire Breathtaking Speed, Power, Determination!
This victory is doubly impressive based upon the long layoff return to Glory
No Bunny 🐰 Hop For This Winner = Fearless Fantastic Flight Gate To Wire

AEA 🐱 $78.30 πŸ‘°β€β™€οΈ
Awesome Acceleration Of Feline Fury Final Furlong 😱
Heartbreaking loss when so close to lose by a Whisker 😒

ZIPPY ⚑️ $54.90 πŸ’
Just enough to outrun The Defending Champion
To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet 🌹 πŸ’ 🌺

(DC) DIGGER ♠️ $51.30 πŸ’
Just Missing The Bouquet πŸ’
But enough for a trip to the Shire To Steal The Precious πŸ’
* Surprising Statistics = How often the defending champion does this 😱

RUFFIAN πŸ† $47.40

BLUNNY 🐰 $43.30

SENATOR πŸ–Š $28.40

POST TIME MIKE 🐎 $25.60

TIGER πŸ… DANCER πŸ’ƒ $24.20

CRUZAN 🏍 $18

DUSTY πŸŒͺ $8.30
Almost A Golden Goose Egg πŸ₯š Until The Final Strides 😰
Just Enuff For 1 Meow Mix Treat In The Cat 🐱 House 🏠

We bid farewell now to Kentucky
With a breathtaking finish at the wire
The Raven refusing to lose
Never once did his Wings Ever Tire