MIDWEEK MAYHEM 4/13 ** RESULTS ** @ PARX

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATULATIONS TO RUFFIAN
WHO LET HER INNER CHEETAH ROAR
WINNING BOTS GLORY FOR THE FILLYS

FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT
HERE IS THE INSTANT REPLAY

Living Up To Her Namesake ~ The Cheetah Ruffian
Has Left Dusty Far Back With A View Of Her Tail

BOTS GLORY TO THE FILLYS
A DIFFERENT VERSON OF THE BIG CAT DIARY
A CHEETAH IN THE PENTHOUSE
A TIGER IN THE CAT HOUSE

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

RUFFIAN $62.60
Spectacular Surge Of Speed Living Up To Her Namesake
Nobody Catches A Cheetah If She Is In The Mood And
Has A “HairTrigger Heart “ When It’s Needed


VENUE CHOICE = A WALK IN THE PARX

FEATURE EVENT = #13 LUCKY OR LOSER

#13 = RUFFIANS FAVORITE NUMBER
OMEN OR OMINOUS?

🕰 POST TIMES

ET = 12:55
CT = 11:55
MT = 10:55 🏔
PT = 9:55

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[RUFFIAN]

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At PARX Racetrack

Our Feature Event Will Be
#13 = LUCKY OR LOSER

With Late Scratches Of Roamin + AEA
Defending Champion Ruffian Faces 6 Contentious Challengers
Trying To Prevent Another Repeat Roar Of Victory

The Speedy Seven Are In The Gate Ready To Run
And Away They Go In The #13 LUCKY OR LOSER

Like A Tornado 🌪 Blowing Away Everything In It’s Path
Zippy has left the rest Of the runners in his mightyWake!

Cruzan With Super speed of his own is next but not gaining Ground
It’s another 10 lengths back to Digger + Blunny

NOT A FILLY IN SIGHT YET

THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

Zippy ~ Showing no signs of slowing down continues to lead the way
Digger Is moving up rapidly on the rail
And gaining ground on the runaway Colt in front

The Energizer Bunny Also finding his best stride now running in third

It’s another several lanes back to Cruzan

As The 3 Fillys Continue far back showing no energy at all yet
Defending Champion Ruffian Apparently left her Inner Cheetah
Snoozing Back At The Barn Today, Forgetting A Repeat Is At Stake

Tiger Dancer Purrrrrrring Along With Little Roaring
Dusty With no wind in her sales today lollygagging along in last

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Zippy with A Comfortable Lead, Glancing over his shoulder sees no challenge
Digger doing his best to catch up …. is not gaining ground

Blunny With a half charged battery today its next ~ but not moving up
Cruzan just cruising along with nobody even close behind him
As the Fillys Strolling along like a morning jog instead of a Horse race

AT THE WIRE NO DOUBT WHO IS LUCKY
AND WHO IS LOSER

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
#13 = LUCKY OR LOSER

ZIPPY $66.80
Gate To Wire Spectacular SuperSonic Speed

DIGGER $53.50
Good Effort To Be BridesMan Of The Day

BLUNNY $40
Plenty of money for a Bodacious Bouquet

CRUZAN 🏍 $34.80
Off To The Shire To Steal The Precious

TIGER DANCER $13.10

((DC)) RUFFIAN $11.40
No Cheetah Roaring Today Barely Purrrrring

DUSTY 🌪 $0
GOLDEN GOOSE EGG FOR DESSERT IN THE CAT HOUSE

WAS A CLOSE CHASE TO THE CAT HOUSE

We bid farewell Pennsylvania
Where the Champion failed to score
As Zippy from Gate To Wire
Was The One To Really Roar!