SUPURR SATURDAY 4/9 *** RESULTS *** @ KEENELAND

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATULATIONS ZIPPY
A SLOW START AND A SUPURR SONIC SURGE OF SPEED TO THE WIRE!

For Those Who Missed It = Here Is The Instant Replay

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Zippy just Zippin Right Along Showing no signs of getting tired
Increasing his lead over the field even more now
Playing his own game of “ Catch Me If Ya Can “
But ~ NOBODY IS

The Energizer Blunny Doing his best to catch the Runaway Colt in front
Showing super speed but not gaining any ground

Digger also running strongly But not gaining on the front running Duo
Post Time Mike is next followed closely by Dusty

Defending Champion Cruzan, Dropping back dramatically
With no chance of a repeat victory celebration today

Ruffian is next apparently leaving her Inner Cheetah Back At The Barn
Roamin is a length behind Her
Tiger Dancer Showing no speed today at all trails the field

At the wire it is A ZIPPIDY DOO-DAH DAY!

NO DOUBT WHO WAS “ NOBODYS FOOL “ TODAY!

Gate To Wire, Grinning All The Way ~ Zippy Dominated April Fool Day


VENUE = A NO BRAINER ON BLUE GRASS DAY! aka = KEENELAND

🕰 POST TIMES

ET = 12:30
CT = 11:30
MT = 10:30
P T = 9:30

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WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ

[RUFFIAN]

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Supurr Saturday At Keeneland

Defending Champion Zippy will have 10 Contentious Challengers
All Trying To Prevent Another Repeat Romp To Victory
:raspberry:

The Energetic 11 Are In The Gate Ready To Run

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO :rhrse:

Out for a quick early lead it is Senator and Blunny heading into the turn

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME :rhrse:

With a lightning turn of foot it is now Digger running away with the race
In the early going but anything Can and often changes by the time the wire arrives

It is at least 13 lengths behind the Front Running Colt
A Trio of Competitive Colts Trying to catch up to Digger
Zippy, Cruzan, Blunny

Not A Filly In Sight :OMG:

Senator Is another few lengths behind the front runners
Then a big gap back to
Post Time Mike, AEA, Dusty, Ruffian

Trailing the field in the early going are Roamin + Tiger Dancer

THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH :rhrse:

Digger Showing no signs of slowing up running away from the rest
The Energizer Blunny running on a half-charged battery is next but far back
Defending Champion Zippy Is right there on the Bunny Tail

AEA starting to find her best Stride moving up quickly on the rail
It’s another several lengths back to Dusty, Senator, Cruzan
This trio is followed lethargically by
Post Time Mike, Ruffian, Roamin & Tiger Dancer

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME :rhrse:

Digger Making a mockery of the race putting on an exhibition
With nobody even close to challenging yet

It is a trio trying to catch the runaway Colt but not gaining ground
Blunny, Zippy, AEA

The rest of the field is far behind with little chance of any money

Suddenly the crowd is on their feet screaming like a bunch of Banshees

All eyes have Quickly turned away from the front runner to the far back
The Cause of the commotion is Tiger Dancer ROARING from last
The Freaky Fast Filly has unleashed a Shocking Surge Of Supurr-Sonic Speed!

She is passing one after another sprouting imaginary wings like Pegasus
She has passed every runner in front of her except Digger
And now has the front running colt in her sights

The Crowd is Roaring now with 2 different Tones
The deeper voices of the Men, screaming for Digger
The Feminine Filly Voices, Fiercely for The Dancing Tiger

HERE COMES THE WIRE ~ WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
HOLD ALL TICKETS

TOTE BOARD LIGHTING UP WITH OBJECTIONS
TRAINERS AND JOCKEYS ON THE TRACK
ON THE PHONE WITH STEWARDS

FINALLY THE TOTE BOARD HAS STOPPED FLASHING
The Sounds of Deep Throated Shouts Of Victory From The Men
As Digger A Winner By A Wispy Whisker Heads to the Winner Circle

Many Female Fans in Tears of Disappointment

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

DIGGER $78.70 :celebrate:
Almost a gate to wire exhilarating Example Of Determination + Power

TIGER DANCER $73.60
Explosive Display of Sensational Shocking Speed
From Last Far Back ~ To Almost A Winner

BLUNNY $48.50
Just enough to Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

DC)) ZIPPY $47.70
Not Enuff For Bouquet
But Is Enuff For A Trip To The Shire To Steal “The Precious”

AEA $44.70

DUSTY 🌪 $30.20

SENATOR 🖋 $29.70

CRUZAN 🏍 $28

POST TIME MIKE $19.50

RUFFIAN $15.20

ROAMIN $13.40
Just enough for a chew toy and a biscuit In The Dog House

We bid farewell to Kentucky
On a very exciting day
As Digger brought his A-Game
And made the others pay