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CONGRATULATIONS TO CRUZAN :celebrate:
For those who may have missed The Fast + Furious Final Furlong Finish
Here Is The Instant Replay

With One Final Fury of Speed, Power + Determination…….
CRUZAN HAS DONE IT

A puzzled perplexed Post Time Mike appears in Shock at losing :OMG:
What seemed to be a Surefire trip to the Winner’s circle
Suddenly Turns Into Being The BridesMan of The Day

The Energizer Blunny Holds on By A Bunny Whisker for Show
A Very RARE DEAD HEAT For The Precious Digger + Zippy

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
TRANSYLVANIA STAKES
CRUZAN 🏍 $113.20


:rhrse: VENUE = GULFSTREAM PARK + ARKANSAS DERBY R12 @ OAKLAWN PARK
:lightbulb: PLEASE ADD R12 ARKANSAS DERBY AFTER GULFSTREAM PARK PIX

:lightbulb: POST TIMES :lightbulb:
ET 11:30
CT 10:30
MT 🏔 9:30
PT 8:30

:rhrse: FEATURE EVENT WILL BE A DOUBLE HEADER :rhrse:
THE APRIL FOOL FREAKY FUN FIASCO

WHO WILL BE THE FOOL HEADED TO THE CAT OR DOG HOUSE
AND WHO WILL LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE WINNER CIRCLE

AND

BLUNNY BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY BASH


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ

GOOD AFTERNOON AND WELCOME TO
SUPURR SATURDAY AT GULFSTREAM PARK

FEATURE EVENT WILL BE A DOUBLE HEADER

THE APRIL FOOL FREAKY FIASCO
WHO WILL BE THE FOOL HEADED TO THE CAT OR DOG HOUSE
AND WHO WILL LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE WINNER CIRCLE

AND
THE BLUNNY BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY BASH

With A Late Scratch Of Senator
Who is still scratching his head overtaking the wrong flight to the track
Defending Champion Cruzan, Will have 8 Energized Contentious Challengers
All Trying to prevent another colossal cruise to the wire

The Nimble Nine Are In The Gate Ready To Run

And Away They Go In The April Fool Fiasco Bunny Birthday Bash

Out with a short early lead our Zippy and Dusty heading to the Turn

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

Things changed dramatically and quickly
As now it is Blunny + Digger Neck and Neck In Front

This Duo is followed by A Frisky Foursome
Dusty - Ruffian - Zippy - Post Time Mike

Trailing The Field in the early going ~
Roamin ~ Cruzan ~ Tiger Dancer

THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

WIth An Awesome Acceleration Zippy Has Taken Command Of The Lead!
The Charismatic Colt Has Left The Field Chasing His Tail

The Energizer Blunny
With a fully charged battery is Hopping Quickly into 2nd
Gaining Ground with every stride and the front running Zippy

Digger is next But has a lot left to do to catch The Dynamic Duo in Front
Several Lengths Back are Post Time Mike + Dusty

Defending Champion Cruzan, Not “Cruizin “ With Much Speed is next
Followed By Ruffian, Roamin, Tiger Dancer

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Zippy just Zippin Right Along Showing no signs of getting tired
Increasing his lead over the field even more now
Playing his own game of “ Catch Me If Ya Can “
But ~ NOBODY IS

The Energizer Blunny Doing his best to catch the Runaway Colt in front
Showing super speed but not gaining any ground

Digger also running strongly But not gaining on the front running Duo
Post Time Mike is next followed closely by Dusty

Defending Champion Cruzan, Dropping back dramatically
With no chance of a repeat victory celebration today

Ruffian is next apparently leaving her Inner Cheetah Back At The Barn
Roamin is a length behind Her
Tiger Dancer Showing no speed today at all trails the field

At the wire it is A ZIPPIDY DOO-DAH DAY!

NO DOUBT WHO WAS “ NOBODYS FOOL “ TODAY!

Gate To Wire, Grinning All The Way
Zippy Dominated April Fool Day

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
April Fool Fiasco Bunny Birthday Bash

ZIPPY $129.20
Like the Cinderella song Nobody’s Fool ~
Zippy Has The Last Laugh All The Way To The Winner’s Circle

BLUNNY $92
Best Of The Rest ~ BridesMan Of The Day
With An Energizer Bunny Excellent Effort

DIGGER $78.40
Diggin Deep To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

POST TIME MIKE $55.50
Enough For A Trip To The Shire To Steal The Precious

DUSTY 🌪 $47.60

DC) CRUZAN 🏍 $36.20

RUFFIAN $33.60

ROAMIN $29.20

TIGER DANCER $19.60
Just enough for A Meow-Mix Catnip Buffet In The Cat House

We bid farewell to Florida
Where 9 Did Come To Play
When A Supurr Saturday Race
Turned Into A Zippy Do-Dah Day