GOOD AFTERNOON AND WELCOME TO
SUPURR SATURDAY AT GULFSTREAM PARK
FEATURE EVENT WILL BE A DOUBLE HEADER
THE APRIL FOOL FREAKY FIASCO
WHO WILL BE THE FOOL HEADED TO THE CAT
OR DOG
HOUSE
AND WHO WILL LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE WINNER CIRCLE
AND
THE BLUNNY
BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY BASH
With A Late Scratch Of Senator
Who is still scratching his head overtaking the wrong flight to the track
Defending Champion Cruzan, Will have 8 Energized Contentious Challengers
All Trying to prevent another colossal cruise to the wire
The Nimble Nine Are In The Gate Ready To Run
And Away They Go In The April Fool Fiasco Bunny Birthday
Bash
Out with a short early lead our Zippy and Dusty heading to the Turn
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
Things changed dramatically and quickly
As now it is Blunny + Digger Neck and Neck In Front
This Duo is followed by A Frisky Foursome
Dusty - Ruffian - Zippy - Post Time Mike
Trailing The Field in the early going ~
Roamin ~ Cruzan ~ Tiger
Dancer
THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
WIth An Awesome Acceleration Zippy Has Taken Command Of The Lead!
The Charismatic Colt Has Left The Field Chasing His Tail
The Energizer Blunny
With a fully charged battery
is Hopping Quickly into 2nd
Gaining Ground with every stride and the front running Zippy
Digger is next But has a lot left to do to catch The Dynamic Duo in Front
Several Lengths Back are Post Time Mike + Dusty
Defending Champion Cruzan, Not “Cruizin “ With Much Speed is next
Followed By Ruffian, Roamin, Tiger
Dancer
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
Zippy just Zippin Right Along Showing no signs of getting tired
Increasing his lead over the field even more now
Playing his own game of “ Catch Me If Ya Can “
But ~ NOBODY IS
The Energizer Blunny
Doing his best to catch the Runaway Colt in front
Showing super speed but not gaining any ground
Digger also running strongly But not gaining on the front running Duo
Post Time Mike is next followed closely by Dusty
Defending Champion Cruzan, Dropping back dramatically
With no chance of a repeat victory celebration today
Ruffian is next apparently leaving her Inner Cheetah
Back At The Barn
Roamin is a length behind Her
Tiger
Dancer
Showing no speed today at all trails the field
At the wire it is A ZIPPIDY DOO-DAH DAY!
NO DOUBT WHO WAS “ NOBODYS FOOL “ TODAY!
Gate To Wire, Grinning All The Way
Zippy Dominated April Fool Day
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
April Fool Fiasco Bunny Birthday
Bash
ZIPPY
$129.20
Like the Cinderella song
Nobody’s Fool ~
Zippy Has The Last Laugh All The Way To The Winner’s Circle
BLUNNY
$92
Best Of The Rest ~ BridesMan Of The Day
With An Energizer Bunny
Excellent Effort
DIGGER
$78.40
Diggin Deep To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet
POST TIME MIKE
$55.50
Enough For A Trip To The Shire To Steal The Precious
DUSTY 🌪 $47.60
DC) CRUZAN 🏍 $36.20
RUFFIAN
$33.60
ROAMIN
$29.20
TIGER
DANCER
$19.60
Just enough for A Meow-Mix Catnip
Buffet In The Cat
House
We bid farewell to Florida
Where 9 Did Come To Play
When A Supurr Saturday Race
Turned Into A Zippy Do-Dah Day
TO CRUZAN 
:celebrate:
perplexed 
Post Time Mike appears in Shock at losing :OMG:
Holds on By A Bunny Whisker for Show 
Digger + Zippy 
11:30 
10:30 
OR DOG 
HOUSE 
BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY BASH 
Bash
Dancer 
is Hopping Quickly into 2nd 
Back At The Barn 
Showing no speed today at all trails the field
$129.20 
Nobody’s Fool ~ 
$78.40 
$55.50 
$29.20 
House