MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS 2/16 ** RESULTS ** @ PARX

[RUFFIAN]

COLOSSAL CONGRATULATIONS TO CRUZAN
The Competitive Colt Managed To Do What Had
Not Been Accomlished At All Last Year !
THE EVER ELUSIVE 3-PEAT

TODAY HE RUNS FOR A NEVER BEFORE EVENT
A “ QUADRAPEAT “

He Has Chosen To Attempt This At => PARX RACETRACK

Nobody ever wants to lose
Yet I personally hope he can achieve this Monumental Victory

FEATURE EVENT => SUCCESS OR SADNESS STAKES
ALSO = BOTS CHALLENGE ( BATTLE OF THE SEXES)

POST TIMES 🕰

ET = 12:25
CT = 11:25
MT = 10:25
PT = 9:25

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ

[RUFFIAN]

Good afternoon and welcome to Midweek Mayhem at PARX racetrack
Our Feature Event Will Be = SUCCESS OR SADNESS Stakes
As DC Cruzan Runs for the Never Before QUADRAPEAT!

Additionally… It Is The BOTS Challenge = Battle Of The Sexes
Fillys vs Colts

Cruzan Will have 8 energized challengers trying to prevent history being made

And Away They Go In The Success Or Sadness Stakes

Out for a short early lead it is the Feline Duo of
“The Cheetah” Ruffian & The Tiger Dancer

Out Of The Turn They Come :rhrse:
Things have changed dramatically in a heartbeat
It is now A Fierce Foursome in front
Roamin …. Zippy … Dusty … Cruzan

Tiger Dancer … Ruffian … Digger are about 10 Lengths Back

Trailing the field in the early going are AEA + Blunny

They’re At The Top Of The Stretch :rhrse:

It is now Defending Champion Cruzan Running the race of his life in Front
Trying to run into the history book with the first time ever QUADRAPEAT

Chasing the Runaway front runner are Zippy …Roamin … Dusty + AEA

Digger and Tiger Dancer are next

The Energizer Blunny running on a half charged Battery is far back
Followed by Ruffian
Who, apparently has left her “Inner Cheetah “ In The Barn

And Down The Stretch They Come :rhrse:

The Champ Starting to look a little leg weary now
As the challengers are picking up the pace closing in quickly
Zippy… Roamin … Dusty … AEA moving up on the front running champion

The wire looms just ahead
When suddenly the crowd is on their feet screaming
The reason for the uproar is with one supersonic move
Zippy is flying up the rail like a Lightning Bolt

But will it be too little too late?
Well he live up to his name ZIPPY
And be able to zip on by the front running champ
Denying Him An Entry Into History
The answer comes quickly YES HE CAN + YES HE HAS

Zippy has indeed stopped History ( His Story ) of A Quadrapeat

The Defending Champion Cruzan holds on for 2nd
Roamin For The Show
Dusty rounds out the SupurrrFecta

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
Success Or Sadness Stakes

ZIPPY $128.60
Amazing acceleration in the final Furlong to prevent history
Wins BOTS Glory For The Colts

DC x 3 CRUZAN 🏍 $88.40
From glory to grief in a heartbeat
Just when it was looking that history would be made, it wasn’t meant to be

ROAMIN $70.40
Enough for a very Big Bodacious Bouquet

DUSTY 🌪 $68.70
Enough for a round-trip ticket to the Shire To Steal The Precious

AEA $68.40

DIGGER $55.20

TIGER DANCER $55.10

BLUNNY $31

RUFFIAN $24.60
The key to the Cat House for Meow Mix Catnip Buffet

We bid farewell to Pennsylvania
Where history was Almost made
See you all next Wednesday
When Zippy decides where we play