***** 2021 MEOW MIX AWARDS *****
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2022 2:12 pm
Subject: 2021 MEOW 
MIX AWARDS 
Good Evening And Welcome To The RADIANT RADICAL REVEAL OF 2021
The Ultimate ‘UnMasking’ Of Achievement
THE UNMASKED WINNERS OF THE YEAR
The Highs and Lows
The Yes and No’s
The Wish for Fame
To Win The Game
There are no losers tonight
Everyone has tried their best
But now we will honor the ones
Who achieved just more than the rest
Our MC Is Wearing A Mask
So nobody yet really knows
Just who is the Mystery Presenter
We’ll know at the end of the show :OMG:
Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind
Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
The Kind U So Seldom Find
Because Of Her Love Of Horses
She Created A Game To Play
They Came From Far & Wide
To See If For Them, It Would Pay
Some Came And Ran And Conquered
Some Went Away In Tears
So Now We Will Acknowledge
The Winners Of The Year
RUFFIAN ( “THE CHEETAH” )
ROAMIN
TIGER
DANCER 
* Mistress Of Graphication
DUSTY 🌪
* Previous HOTY 2010
CATALINA
* Previous HOTY
BLUNNY aka “Energizer Bunny”
THUNDER CAT
CRUZAN 🏍
POST TIME MIKE
RAVEN
SENATOR 🖊
REAL QUIET
* Previous HOTY 2015
ZIPPY
DIGGER
WE WELCOME OUR NEW CONTENDERS
ZIPPY + DIGGER + SENATOR
So let us begin with the first Award
DISTORTED HUMOR
the Name
Who is responsible for laughter
Who is the best at that game
Tiger Dancer and Ruffian
Always add to the Funny
Adding their own sense of humor
Are Post Time Mike + The Bunny
Next we have LOST IN THE FOG
Who can WIN with Least Money
Honorable mention Catalina ($36.80)
But the trophy will go to = DIGGER
{WINNING MM 3/27 = $46.40}
Off to the Shire next we shall go
To Steal “The Precious “
for the Year
And For the 5 th year in a row
The winner is blatantly clear!
BLUNNY (21) Dusty = 13 + Roamin = 13
The Cat House reserved for the Fillys
For those who more often are Last
Once again the winner this season
Tiz the same who has Won in the past!
TIGER DANCER = 20 ~ Ruffian = 18
The Dog
House 
Is Colt Haven
In last place more often they be
CRUZAN Is The Winner (29 )
Then Roamin with 7We See
The Golden Goose Egg
Award
Earning NO Money is Tuff!
But earning the trophy this time
Was extremely easy for CRUZAN With 4
Honorary Mention
Ruffian + Tiger Dancer = 2
Our Next Award Is The Bridesmaid
Finishing Second to the Winner
Coming So Close to be Best
But just missing out Victory Dinner
16) RUFFIAN + DUSTY
BLUNNY (11)
Finishing in 3rd Wins The Flowers
More often The Bodacious Bouquet
With 13 Times Finishing 3rd
BLUNNY Is That Winner Today
Honorable Mention = Tiger Dancer, Dusty, Digger (11)
The “Frosted Whisker” Is Sad
Try for the 3-Peat but Lose
Here are the ones who missed out
And wind up just Cryin The Blues
RUFFIAN (2)
With 1 = Real Quiet…Tiger Dancer…Thunder Cat…Cruzan
“Caixa Eletronica” was A Famous Racehorse
Google To Lean More
Caixa Eletronica - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caixa_Eletronica
The Caixa Eletronica Award
The Most MoneyWon in A Day
The record holder Was Tiger Dancer
But RUFFIAN is the winner Today
***** NEW ALL TIME RECORD BY RUFFIAN = $408
ALL TIME = TIGER DANCER $336 *** PREVIOUSLY
BOTS = Is The Battle Of The Sexes
The Fillys vs Colts Is The Story
This Year The “Battle” Was Close
But it’s TIGER DANCER + CRUZAN who Bring Home The Glory (5)
Honorable Mention = Blunny = 4
“Midweek Mayhem” on Wednesdays
Who Won the Most Of The Year
With Only One More To Decide It
9 Over 8 Made It Clear
9) CRUZAN
TIGER DANCER = 8
The “Supurr Saturday” Winner
Was Another Close One To Call
Again Just One Made The Difference
And, It’s THUNDER CAT who will take it All
THUNDER CAT = 8
RUFFIAN + TIGER DANCER = (7)
The Yo-Yo Mama Award
Is exactly what it implies
Going from Winner To Loser
Winning.... then losing the Prize
RUFFIAN + TIGER DANCER = 4
The Yo-Yo Dude is For Colts
A Winner Then Last The Next Race
With Doing That 5 Times this Year
Puts Cruzan Ahead in 1st Place
ROAMIN = 2
The Filly Of The Year Award Was So Tuff To Decide
But Calculations Did Show
Twas RUFFIAN With The Winning Ride
Honorable Mention = Tiger Dancer
The Bridesmaid
~ 2 Frosted Whiskers, #2 Crafty Prospector,
CAIXA ELETRONICA NEW ALL TIME RECORD, Race Of The Year
The Colt Of The Year Award
Was Easier For Us To Know
With Midweek Mayhem + BOTS DH With Tiger Dancer, #3 Crafty Prospector, 5 Yo-Yo-Dude
It’s Cruzan Who’s Stealing The Show
The Race Of The Year Is No Question
There were 3 Outstanding Days Run ~
New Caixa Eletronica Record, Spooktacular Repeat, Tiger Dancer Turkey 
Trot
Twas RUFFIAN Who Got Er Done!
The “Crafty Prospector “
May sound a little bit funny
But what it inplies ... Is Just This
Who made the very most money
The Winner This Season
Ran away with the Prize
As the rest of the horses
Were Grumbles and Sighs
TIGER DANCER $1702.90
Honorable Mention
RUFFIAN = $1696 ( Whoever Thought $6 Could Mean SO Much
And Now Comes The Moment
We’re All Waiting To Hear ...
Who Is The Winner Of
Of Horse Of The Year!
There’s 3 In Contention ~ Decision Was Tuff
But Calculations Determined That The WINNER IS RUFF
HONORABLE MENTION TO TIGER DANCER + CRUZAN
THE FINAL FINALE REVEAL
THE UNMASKING OF OUR AWARDS MC
DRUM
ROLL PLEASE
“TAKE IT OFF....TAKE IT OFF...TAKE IT OFF”
AND HERE SHE IS ...
HER ROYAL
FELINENESS
MIRAGE Spooktacular Winner
We now bid you Good Evening
As All Became Clear
The 2021Winners
Of The Races This Year
MAY THE PURRRRRR BE WITH YOU
MIX AWARDS 
Good Evening And Welcome To The RADIANT RADICAL REVEAL OF 2021
The Ultimate ‘UnMasking’ Of Achievement
THE UNMASKED WINNERS OF THE YEAR The Highs and Lows
The Yes and No’s
The Wish for Fame
To Win The Game
There are no losers tonight
Everyone has tried their best
But now we will honor the ones
Who achieved just more than the rest
Our MC Is Wearing A Mask
So nobody yet really knows
Just who is the Mystery Presenter
We’ll know at the end of the show :OMG:
Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind
Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
The Kind U So Seldom Find
Because Of Her Love Of Horses
She Created A Game To Play
They Came From Far & Wide
To See If For Them, It Would Pay
Some Came And Ran And Conquered
Some Went Away In Tears
So Now We Will Acknowledge
The Winners Of The Year
RUFFIAN ( “THE CHEETAH” )
ROAMIN
TIGER
DANCER 
* Mistress Of Graphication
DUSTY 🌪
* Previous HOTY 2010
CATALINA
* Previous HOTY
BLUNNY aka “Energizer Bunny”
THUNDER CAT
CRUZAN 🏍
POST TIME MIKE
RAVEN
SENATOR 🖊
REAL QUIET
* Previous HOTY 2015
ZIPPY
DIGGER
WE WELCOME OUR NEW CONTENDERS
ZIPPY + DIGGER + SENATOR
So let us begin with the first Award
DISTORTED HUMOR
the NameWho is responsible for laughter
Who is the best at that game
Tiger
Dancer and Ruffian Always add to the Funny
Adding their own sense of humor
Are Post Time Mike + The Bunny
Next we have LOST IN THE FOG
Who can WIN with Least Money
Honorable mention Catalina ($36.80)
But the trophy will go to = DIGGER
{WINNING MM 3/27 = $46.40}
Off to the Shire next we shall go
To Steal “The Precious “
for the YearAnd For the 5 th year in a row
The winner is blatantly clear!
BLUNNY
(21) Dusty = 13 + Roamin = 13The Cat
House reserved for the FillysFor those who more often are Last
Once again the winner this season
Tiz the same who has Won in the past!
TIGER
DANCER = 20 ~ Ruffian = 18The Dog
House 
Is Colt HavenIn last place more often they be
CRUZAN Is The Winner (29 )
Then Roamin with 7We See
The Golden Goose Egg
Award Earning NO Money is Tuff!
But earning the trophy this time
Was extremely easy for CRUZAN With 4
Honorary Mention
Ruffian + Tiger Dancer = 2
Our Next Award Is The Bridesmaid
Finishing Second to the Winner
Coming So Close to be Best
But just missing out Victory Dinner
16) RUFFIAN + DUSTY
BLUNNY (11)
Finishing in 3rd Wins The Flowers
More often The Bodacious Bouquet
With 13 Times Finishing 3rd
BLUNNY Is That Winner Today
Honorable Mention = Tiger Dancer, Dusty, Digger (11)
The “Frosted Whisker” Is Sad
Try for the 3-Peat but Lose
Here are the ones who missed out
And wind up just Cryin The Blues
RUFFIAN (2) With 1 = Real Quiet…Tiger Dancer…Thunder Cat…Cruzan
“Caixa Eletronica” was A Famous Racehorse
Google To Lean More
Caixa Eletronica - Wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caixa_Eletronica
The Caixa Eletronica Award
The Most Money
Won in A DayThe record holder Was Tiger
DancerBut RUFFIAN is the winner Today
***** NEW ALL TIME RECORD BY RUFFIAN = $408
ALL TIME = TIGER
DANCER $336 *** PREVIOUSLY BOTS = Is The Battle Of The Sexes
The Fillys vs Colts Is The Story
This Year The “Battle” Was Close
But it’s TIGER
DANCER + CRUZAN who Bring Home The Glory (5) 
Honorable Mention = Blunny = 4“Midweek Mayhem” on Wednesdays
Who Won the Most Of The Year
With Only One More To Decide It
9 Over 8 Made It Clear
9) CRUZAN
TIGER
DANCER = 8The “Supurr Saturday” Winner
Was Another Close One To Call
Again Just One Made The Difference
And, It’s THUNDER CAT who will take it All
THUNDER CAT
= 8RUFFIAN + TIGER DANCER = (7)
The Yo-Yo Mama Award
Is exactly what it implies
Going from Winner
To LoserWinning.... then losing the Prize
RUFFIAN + TIGER DANCER = 4
The Yo-Yo Dude is For Colts
A Winner Then Last The Next Race
With Doing That 5 Times this Year
Puts Cruzan Ahead in 1st Place
ROAMIN = 2
The Filly Of The Year Award
Was So Tuff To DecideBut Calculations Did Show
Twas RUFFIAN With The Winning Ride
Honorable Mention = Tiger
Dancer The Bridesmaid
~ 2 Frosted Whiskers, #2 Crafty Prospector,CAIXA ELETRONICA NEW ALL TIME RECORD, Race Of The Year
The Colt Of The Year Award
Was Easier For Us To Know
With Midweek Mayhem + BOTS DH With Tiger
Dancer, #3 Crafty Prospector, 5 Yo-Yo-DudeIt’s Cruzan Who’s Stealing The Show
The Race Of The Year Is No Question
There were 3 Outstanding Days Run ~
New Caixa Eletronica Record, Spooktacular Repeat, Tiger
Dancer Turkey 
Trot Twas RUFFIAN Who Got Er Done!
The “Crafty Prospector “
May sound a little bit funny
But what it inplies ... Is Just This
Who made the very most money
The Winner This Season
Ran away with the Prize
As the rest of the horses
Were Grumbles and Sighs
TIGER DANCER $1702.90Honorable Mention
RUFFIAN = $1696 ( Whoever Thought $6 Could Mean SO Much
And Now Comes The Moment
We’re All Waiting To Hear ...
Who Is The Winner Of
Of Horse
Of The Year!There’s 3 In Contention ~ Decision Was Tuff
But Calculations Determined That The WINNER IS RUFF
HONORABLE MENTION TO TIGER DANCER + CRUZAN
THE FINAL FINALE REVEAL
THE UNMASKING OF OUR AWARDS MC
DRUM
ROLL PLEASE“TAKE IT OFF....TAKE IT OFF...TAKE IT OFF”
AND HERE SHE IS ...
HER ROYAL
FELINENESSMIRAGE
Spooktacular WinnerWe now bid you Good Evening
As All Became Clear
The 2021Winners
Of The Races This Year
MAY THE PURRRRRR BE WITH YOU