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CONGRATULATIONS TO CRUZAN
WINNING BOTS FOR THE COLTS

VENUE CHOICE ===> PARX

POST TIMES
ET = 12:10
CT = 11:10
MT = 10:10 ⛰
PT = 9:10

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$
RUFFIAN MUNCHING ON CATNIP + MEOW MIX IN CAT HOUSE

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ

CONGRATULATIONS CRUZAN
THE COMPETITIVE COLT
OUTRAN HIS FELLOW COLT COMPETITORS
TO WIN BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS

Due to various extenuating circumstances
He will only have 6 competitors trying to prevent a repeat victory gallop

FEATURE EVENT = WILL HE OR WON’T HE?
Repeat Or Regret

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

Roamin Breaking alertly leads the field heading into the turn

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

It is now Zippy in the lead
It’s just a couple of lengths back to
Roamin truck Cruzan 🏍 Blunny Tiger Dancer

Way Far Back Showing no energy or interest in running at all
Ruffian Dusty 🌪

THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

ZIppy Continues to lead the way
The Energizer Blunny Beginning to Rev Up the rail
Tiger Dancer Roaring up to the Bunny Tail
Roamin Right there next to the Tiger

And even farther back In another time zone
Cruzan not Cruisin so fast today

And The 2 Not So Frisky Fillys heading towards the Cat House
Ruffian and Dusty Anxious For Catnip + Chippendales
Although we wonder which one they’re more anxious to see


AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Zippy Having everything going his way continues toward the wire
The Energy of the Bunny Is dwindling
Tiger Dancer not gaining any more ground on the Bunny

Suddenly a huge Roar erupts from the crowd
I was all eyes Now are looking toward the back of the track

As someone is flying up the rail almost sprouting wings like Pegasus
It is Cruzan from the back of the pack passing one after another after another

But will it be too little too late to catch Zippy

The answer came quickly and dramatically
YES HE CAN AND YES HE DID

In a spectacular super sonic surge of speed
The Contentious Colt has not only Won the race
But Resoundingly Repeated His Winning Streak
To Run for the Elusive 3-Peat Next Week

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
“ WILL HE OR WONT HE “

CRUZAN 🏍 $91.60
Amazing closing kick of Speed - Power - Determination

ZIPPY $56
Once again proving the cliché
It Aint Over Till The Stout Lady Sings

BLUNNY $41.70
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet

TIGER DANCER $33.70
Enough for a road trip to The Shire To Steal The Precious

ROAMIN $31.70

RUFFIAN $13.40

DUSTY 🌪 $0 = GOLDEN GOOSE EGG



Farewell to Pennsylvania
Twas quite an exciting day
Hope to see you next week
Where Cruzan decides to play