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MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS 1/5 * RESULTS * @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2022 5:45 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATULATIONS 🍾 TO ROAMIN
WHO IMPRESSIVELY WON BOTS GLORY FOR COLTS πŸ†

VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK

FEATURE EVENT = β€œHIGH HOPES β€œ STAKES
HOPES FOR A HEALTHIER HAPPIER MEW 🐱 YEAR
AND
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES

πŸ•° POST TIMES ⏰

ET = 12:30 πŸ•§
CT = 11:30 πŸ•¦
MT = 10:30 πŸ•₯
PT = 9:30 πŸ•€

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

***** RULES REMINDER *****
LAST PLACE FINISH = SCOREKEEPER THE NEXT WEDNESDAY
*** DOES NOT APPLY TO SUPURR SATURDAY CONTESTS ***

SOMETIMES PERSONAL SITUATIONS PREVENT A PLAYER FROM DOING πŸ˜”
BUT HOPEFULLY THIS COMING MEW YEAR
MORE PLAYERS WILL ENJOY HAVING AN OPPORTUNITY
TO PRESENT THEIR OWN UNIQUE, ANYTHING GOES RACE CALL πŸ‘Œ

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS 1/5 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 8:32 pm
by RUFFIAN
:forruffian:

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES
OF RECORD BREAKING WIND πŸ’¨
THE RESULTS WILL BE BRIEF
AND BOTS === WHO DID WIN ? πŸ†

There was never a doubt
From the gate to the wire
The winner this Day
Just Never did tire

For The #2, #3, #4 Places
The battle is close
Just a matter of pennies
But, who had the most

Defending champ, Roamin
Did give it his all
But in the final Furlong…
His crown πŸ‘‘ it did fall 😒

We started out this year
With a GOOSE EGG πŸ₯š Buffet
As Ruffian Found NO money πŸ’°
For her Bankroll Today $0 😒

Zippy left the gate runnin
Showing a little good speed
But finishing in seventh Place
Lacking the speed he would need

Dusty not running much better
Just Seemed Not into the race
Her Mind seem to be elsewhere
Then Finishing Back in 6th place

Digger ran a little bit faster
Not very much money did he make
Just missing The Precious πŸ’ By Pennies
As 5th Place All He Could Take

Tiger πŸ… Dancer πŸ’ƒ In 4th
The Filly is off To The Shire
A Tiger πŸ… Versus The Gollum 😱
To Steal The Precious At The Wire

The Top 5 Runners SO Close
$15 From 5th To First Place 😳
Blunny 🐰 Roamin πŸ›» + Cruzan
But Which Colt Winning The Race? πŸ€”

A Photo Finish was Needed
To Determine the #2nd + #3rd
Just A Dime Separating The Duo!
The Roar of the Crowd Could be heard
:OMG:

When the order of finish was posted
Twas Cruzan Winning the day πŸ‘‘
Defending champ, Roamin in 2nd πŸ€΅β€β™‚οΈ
And Blunny took home the Bouquet πŸ’

So BOTS Victory Goes to The COLTS πŸ†
Taking first ~ second ~and third! 😱
Ruffian πŸ† Alone in the Cat πŸˆβ€β¬› House
Claws 🐱 On The Post All We Heard 😑

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES = COLTS πŸ†

CRUZAN 🏍 $56.10
* Contender For 2002 LOST IN THE FOG 🌫 Award πŸ₯‡
{ Lowest $$$ Victory}

(( DC )) ROAMIN πŸ›» $48.80 πŸ₯ˆ
$7.30 From Repeat Glory 😑
From Penthouse To BridesMan In One Stride 😒

BLUNNY πŸ‡ $48.70 πŸ₯‰
$.10 😱 Where is a dime when you need one 😑

TIGER πŸ… DANCER πŸ’ƒ $45.60
$3.10 = Price Of Ticket To The Shire πŸ’

DIGGER ♠️ $41.10

DUSTY πŸŒͺ $33.80

ZIPPY ⚑️ $33.10

RUFFIAN πŸ† $0 😱
*** FIRST GOOSE EGG πŸ₯š OF THE YEAR! 😳

We start out the Mew Year in Midweek
The results are abundantly clear
In the year that lies just ahead
It’s The COLTS We Surely Will Fear 😨