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Congratulations To Roamin
A Breathtaking Exhilarating Victory Gate To Wire

VENUE = OAKLAWN PARK

FEATURE EVENT WILL BE = REAL QUIET BIRTHDAY BASH
A SAGITTARIUS COLT WITH ARROW POINTING TO THE WINNER CIRCLE

POST TIMES
ET = 1:30
CT = 12:30
MT = 11:30
PT = 10:30

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Supurr Saturday At Oaklawn Park
DC) Roamin We’ll be running for a repeat Romp to the wire

He is hotter than hot lately and will be difficult to defeat
But there are nine very capable challengers ready to try

Our Feature Event Will Be = REAL QUIET BIRTHDAY BASH
If he doesn’t consume too much birthday cake
maybe he can celebrate in the Winner Penthouse

The Tenacious Ten Are In The Gate Ready To Run

And Away They Go In The Real Quiet Birthday Bash

Like an exploding rocket it is Post Time Mike
With a huge lead leaving the field in his dust

Out Of The Turn They Come

Post Time Mike is so far ahead of the rest it is like watching an exhibition

The closest challengers are at least 20 lengths back
A Colt Trio = Roamin … Real Quiet … Zippy l

Ruffian is next just a Length behind the Boys

It’s a LONG way back to the rest of the field
Tiger Dancer Digger Dusty 🌪 Blunny Cruzan 🏍

They’re At The Top Of The Stretch

Post Time Mike making a mockery of the race is so far ahead
That the rest of the runners are running for second place

Zippy and Real Quiet at least 30 lengths back
Another Several Lengths Behind That Duo

DC) Roamin Tiger Dancer Blunny Dusty 🌪 Ruffian

So Far back in another time zone are Digger + Cruzan 🏍

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

From when the gates opened
It has been a runaway Romp by Post Time Mike

The Contentious Colt showing no signs of slowing down
There is no doubt who will be enjoying Winner Dinner In The Penthouse

It is a tight battle for #2–#3–#4 place
A photo finish will determine the final outcome

The stewards are examining the replay due to objections by jockeys
Only a nose separate second and third place

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
THE REAL QUIET BIRTHDAY BASH

POST TIME MIKE $87.80
A Resplendent Resounding Runaway Romp ~ Gate To Wire

ZIPPY $34.30
By a whisker out running Real Quiet for the BridesMan Honors

REAL QUIET $31.50
Just Missing #2
But enough to catch The Bodacious Bouquet

((DC)) ROAMIN $26.30
Instead of a trip to the PENTHOUSE
The Defending Champion will head to the Shire
To steal the Bodacious Bouquet

TIGER DANCER $26.20
Where is a dime when you need one

BLUNNY $25

DUSTY 🌪 $20.80

RUFFIAN $20.20 ( A Different Interpretation Of “ Perfect Vision)

DIGGER $7.70

CRUISING 🏍 = $0 GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
Repeat Extended Visit In The Dog House

We bid farewell to Oaklawn Park
Where everybody had such fun
But Nobody Had as much as
The Colossal Colt Who Won