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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNER OF THE TURKEY TROT
WHOSE IDENTITY SHALL BE KNOWN
ONCE TIGER DANCER POSTS
HER ANNUAL TURKEY TROT PRESENTATION
{ HOPEFULLY TODAY! }

VENUE = AQUEDUCT

FEATURE EVENT
International Cheetah Day is on December 4
So we’re getting ready to celebrate mother nature’s breathtaking,
built-for-speed machines — THE CHEETAH

Cheetahs are incredibly fast and absolutely gorgeous beasts.
But, did you know that cheetahs are the most endangered big cats in Africa?
This day is a reminder that we should honor & preserve these magnificent animals!

* WILL BE IRONY AT ITS BEST IF RUFFIAN aka The CHEETAH WINS

POST TIMES
ET = 11:50
CT = 10:50
MT = 9:50 🏔
PT = 8:50

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Supurr Saturday At Aqueduct

:lightbulb: FEATURE EVENT: = ROAR OR REGRET

International Cheetah Day is on December 4
So we’re getting ready to celebrate mother nature’s breathtaking,
built-for-speed machines — THE CHEETAH

Cheetahs are incredibly fast and absolutely gorgeous beasts
But, did you know that cheetahs are the most endangered big cats in Africa?
This day is a reminder that we should honor & preserve these magnificent animals!


WILL BE IRONY AT ITS BEST IF RUFFIAN aka The CHEETAH WINS :OMG:

We have an exceptionally talented field of 11
Who will ROAR The Loudest

And Away They Go In The “ Roar Or Regret

Out of the gate like A Trio of Rockets
Roamin ~ Post Time Mike horse ~ Dusty 🌪

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

Things have changed dramatically in the wink of an eye

It is now Roamin + Ruffian dueling for the lead
Tiger Dancer is on the move roaring up the rail

It’s a long way back to Dusty and Post Time Mike

Even farther back are
Catalina Real Quiet Blunny Zippy l

Trailing the field in another Time Zone are Digger + Cruzan 🏍

THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

Roamin has accelerated so quickly leaving Ruffian wondering
If her Inner Cheetah Went Back To The Barn!

Tiger Dancer now neck and neck with Ruffian
Two Feline Fillys in Purrrrsuit of the Colt Running away with the race

There’s a big gap to the rest of the runners
Blunny, Post Time Mike, Zippy, Real Quiet, Dusty, Catalina, Digger

And meandering along in the twilight zone is Cruzan
Apparently with little to no interest in running today

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Roamin so far ahead it’s like watching an Exhibition of Supremacy

Ruffian + Tiger Dancer Are next … but so far behind
With no chance of a Penthouse Winner Dinner
Only which Feline Filly will wear the Bridesmaid Crown

It’s a tight battle for The Precious
Blunny whose 2nd Favorite Residence is The Shire
Post Time Mike and Zippy and Real Quiet

At The Wire It’s All Roamin by Daylight
Photo For Bridesmaid Honors

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
ROAR OR REGRET

ROAMIN $102.50
Roaring From The Start With Supersonic Speed + Power

RUFFIAN $66.40
Frisky and Flamboyant In the first half
Faltering drastically in the final furlongs
To Miss Out On Cheetah Glory on International Cheetah Day

TIGER DANCER $64.70
Just missing out on Bridesmaid Crown By A Tiger Whisker
But Enuff To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

BLUNNY $49.20
Back to his favorite Hideaway In The Shire To Steal The Precious

POST TIME MIKE $43.20

ZIPPY $40.80

REAL QUIET $39.20

DUSTY 🌪 $36.60

CATALINA $33

((DC)) DIGGER $31.10

CRUZAN 🏍 $7
Back To Ye Ole Dog House For Biscuits + Vegas Showgirls
Perhaps that is the incentive for this Colt Returning there so often

We now bid farewell to New York
A dramatic Raceday we did see
A Runaway Roar By The Winner
Disappointment For The Cheetah would be