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CONGRATULATIONS TO CRUZAN
WINNING BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS

DUE TO OTHER OBLIGATIONS AND TIME RESTRAINTS
HE ASKED ME TO PLEASE CHOOSE THE TRACK

I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED ON ===> PARX

SO IF MY CHOICE LEAVES YOU UNHAPPY
BLAME MOI ~ NOT CRUZAN!

POST TIMES
ET … 12:25
CT … 11:25
MT … 10:25
PT … 9:25

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$
IN YE OLE CAT HOUSE IS RUFFIAN
AMIDST CATNIP AND CHIPPENDALES ( Dancer Not Rodents )

Rules Are On The Menu
Wise To Read Em Thru
Better Safe Than Sorry
Then Errr And See DQ

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At Parx Racecourse

Defending Champion Cruzan will have 6 Contentious Challengers
For those who missed his Winning Effort … INSTANT REPLAY

CRUZAN 🏍 $145
Not only a spectacular show of speed and power and victory
But this clever cantankerous Colt also managed to acquire A
YO YO DUDE TROPHY
** Finishing LAST on his previous Midweek Mayhem to #1 today = YO-YO
Also Captures The BOTS Glory For The Colts

THE SPEEDY SEVEN ARE IN THE GATE AND READY TO RUN

And Away They Go In The Midweek Mayhem

Only One left the Gate In A Fury Of Speed & Power
Ruffian Releasing Her Inner Cheetah to leave the rest wondering
If their gates had malfunctioned

They Will have to sprout Pegasus Wings to catch the Runaway Ruffian

They’re At The Top Of The Stretch

Ruffian so far ahead of the rest, It’s like watching An Exhibition of Supremacy

Tiger Dancer is Moving up the rail quickly with her own Feline Finesse

It’s another 15 Lengths back to the defending champion, Cruzan 🏍
Another big gap back to the Not So Energized Blunny
Dusty 🌪 is a few lengths behind The Bunny

Roamin struggling to keep up
Digger Far far back in another Time Zone 🕰
After stumbling badly out of the gate, almost losing his Jockey

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

“The Cheetah Making A Mockery of the race is so far ahead
It’s like watching 2 Separate Races

At The Wire It’s Ruffian Alone by at leasr 33 Lengths

Tiger Dancer Roaring into 2nd making it a “Big Cat Diary “ Event
Defending Champion Cruzan Easily Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
Blunny = Back to his favorite hangout, The Shire To Steal The Precious

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

RUFFIAN $132.30
A Resplendent Resounding Roar Gate To Wire

TIGER DANCER $87.90
Outstanding Final Furious Furlong Finish
Making It A “ Big Cat Diary “ Event = Cheetah + Tiger 1/2

((DC)) CRUZAN 🏍 $62.90
Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

BLUNNY $54.40
Road trip to the Shire To Steal The Precious

DUSTY 🌪 $49.40

ROAMIN $36.40

DIGGER $2.20
Bad luck exiting the gate and just enough money for 1 Dog Biscuit

We bid Farewell to Pennsylvania
Where The Cheetah Led The Way
We’ll run again next Wednesday
Where Ruffian decides to Play