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CONGRATULATIONS TO RUFFIAN
“The Cheetah “ Once Again
Living Up To Her Namesake Reputation
As The Fastest Of All

VENUE CHOICE ===> REMINGTON PARK

FEATURE EVENT WILL BE = BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FLAMBOYANT FILLYS vs CALCULATING COMPETITIVE COLTS

POST TIMES
ET = 8:07 PM
CT = 7:07
MT = 6:07
PT = 5:07

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

IN YE OLE CAT HOUSE AMIDST CATNIP + CHIPPENDALES
TIGER DANCER

IF THE TIGER CAN FIND HER CALCULATOR
WE WILL BE IN FOR AN EXCITING RACE CALL

IF NOT ~ RUFFIAN WILL ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At Remington Park

Our Feature Event Will Be = BOTS ( Battle Of The Sexes

With Scratches Of Real Quiet ~ Raven Catalina
Defending Champion Ruffian Will Have 7 Contentious Challengers
Trying to prevent a repeat ROAR To The Victory Penthouse

The Energetic Eight Are In The Gate Ready To Run

And Away They Go In The Battle Of The Sexes

Bursting out of the gate Like a Race Car in the Indy 500 🏎
ROAMIN Has left the rest of the runners far behind

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

Roamin Continues to show the way
Thunder Cat is next followed by Tiger Dancer and Cruzan 🏍

The rest of the field is far far back showing no energy or interest in running yet

THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

Roamin Easily in command of this race with nobody challenging him yet
The Energizer Blunny Is on the move now just behind Thunder Cat
It’s a long way back to Dusty 🌪
Even Farther Back …
Cruzan and Tiger Dancer along with Digger

Meandering along in another time zone is the Defending Champion Ruffian
Who apparently never awakened her “Inner Cheetah”

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Roamin all alone in front As he has been since the gate opened
Leaving no doubt who is in command of the race today
And who will be bringing home BOTS glory for the COLTS

It’s a tight battle between stablemates Thunder Cat + Blunny for 2nd
Dusty in good position To Steal The Precious

Cruzan + Tiger Dancer With a chance to catch Dusty

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

ROAMIN 🏎 $50.60
Easy victory gate to wire bringing home BOTS Glory For The Colts

THUNDER CAT $39
Bridesmaid Of The Day

BLUNNY $37.70
Hopping into the garden to Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

DUSTY 🌪 $20.90
Clearing the dust on her way to The Shire To Steal The Precious

CRUZAN 🏍 $16.60

TIGER DANCER $16

DIGGER $15.50

(( DC )) RUFFIAN $3.60
YO-YO MAMA In The Cat House
And, almost A Golden Goose Egg

We bid farewell to Remington Park
An easy victory for Roamin
Leading the field from the start
Leaving the rest all A-moanin