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CONGRATULATIONS TO DUSTY
Whose speed + determination resulted in BOTS victory for the FILLYS

It’s only Logical To Run For The Repeat At The Same Track
So we shall return once again to Colonial Downs
Some Big money Purses + 5 of 9 On The Turf

🕰 POST TIMES
ET = 1:45
CT = 12:45
MT = 11:45 🏔
PT = 10:45

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In Ye Ole Dog House Is DIGGER

With calculator + imagination we will be treated to a Unique Race Call
If for some reason DIGGER is unable to calculate
(Although hopefully we hope that doesn’t happen)
Ruffian Will roar in with Results

Rules are on the menu
Wise to read em thru
Better safe than sorry
Then Errr and see DQ

Good Afternoon & Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At Colonial Downs

Defending Champion Dusty will have 8 Competitive capable challengers
Trying to prevent another “Dusting “ at the wire

The Nimble Nine Are in the gate and ready to run

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

Like a Tornado 🌪 blowing in the wind
Defending Champion Dusty leaves the field in her Dust
But the Energizer Blunny Is just as fast staying right with her

This dynamic duo leads the way into the Turn

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

We now have a Fearsome Foursome on the lead
Dusty, 🌪 Roamin 🏎 Blunny Ruffian

Real Quiet is only a half length behind these four
It’s a long way back to Thunder Cat

And even farther back to the rest of the field
Cruzan 🏍 Tiger Dancer Digger

THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

The same 4 continue to show the way
Dusty … Roamin … Blunny … Ruffian

The rest of the field is trying to get into gear and catch these four

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Defending Champion Dusty starting to get leg weary
The Energizer Blunny with a highly charged battery today
Has just hopped on by Roamin + The Champ By half a length

Suddenly the crowd is on their feet with all eyes looking toward the back

Tiger Dancer Is roaring from the very back of the pack
Like A Jungle Cat seeing its prey up ahead

At the same time it is Ruffian Letting her “Inner Cheetah “ Come out to run

When the BIG CATS are on the move
Everyone else appears to be moving in slow motion

Blunny appears to have a shocked look on his face as the “Dynamic Duo”
Flew right on past him As if he were Out for a morning jog

Defending Champion Dusty Will be lucky to hold onto fourth
As Roamin Is right on her tail

It’s another several lengths back to Real Quiet
And a huge gap to Thunder Cat, Cruzan

Meandering along in the Twilight Zone is Digger
Who apparently has so enjoyed being in the Dog House
It looks like he will be staying there for another extended visit
It’s easy getting “Hooked” on MilkBone + Vegas Showgirls

It is now Ruffian Extending her lead and running away with the race
“The Cheetah “ Definitely has her running shoes on today
Making a mockery of the race ~ leaving Tiger Dancer far behind her

The Energizer Blunny Easily will Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

There will be a photo to determine who will Steal The Precious
DC) DUSTY OR ROAMIN = Or A Dead Heat?

The stewards are reviewing the replay — Hold All Tickets

By the Whispiest of Whiskers ~ DUSTY HOLDS ON FOR 4th

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
New Edition “Big Cat Diary “

RUFFIAN $159.70
Exceptional Acceleration + Power
Illustrating why THE CHEETAH is the fastest land animal even on A Racetrack

TIGER DANCER $92.40
IRONY AT ITS BEST
“ FEISTY KITTEN “ Is Responsible For The TIGER In 2nd! MEOW MEOW

BLUNNY $70.90
Fruitless Effort Trying To Catch A Cheetah + Tiger
Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

(( DC )) DUSTY 🌪 $64.90
Off To The Shire To Find Gandalf Frodo + Gollum

ROAMIN 🏎 $64.60

REAL QUIET $55

THUNDER CAT $39.60

CRUZAN 🏍 $35.70

DIGGER $4.60
Very content to remain in the DOG HOUSE
Dog Biscuits + Las Vegas Dancers
Whats Not To Love

We now bid farewell to Virginia
For some, The Race sure was Tuff
But for A Cheetah twas Easy
As No One Could Catch up To Ruff