MIDWEEK MAYHEM = MAY 13 ** RESULTS ** @ Pimlico

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RUFFIAN
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Mon May 10, 2021 12:38 pm

Congratulations 🍾 to DIGGER πŸ†

From β€œMaiden To Winner πŸ₯‡
{ Never understood why they call A COLT A β€œMaiden” πŸ™„ }
Brings Home BOTS Glory For The COLTS 😊

Due to extenuating circumstances
Pimlico not running on Wednesday
MIDWEEK MAYHEM IS THURSDAY

VENUE = PIMLICO

POST TIMES
ET πŸ•§ 12:40 🌊
CT πŸ•¦ 11:40 🌽
MT πŸ•₯ 10:40 β›°
PT πŸ•€ 9:40 🌊

πŸ’° πŸ’° πŸ’° SCOREKEEPER πŸ’° πŸ’° πŸ’°
CAVORTING WITH CHIPPENDALES πŸ•Ί
CONSUMING CATNIP + CAT 🐱 CHOW
IN YE OLE CAT 🐈 HOUSE IS TIGER πŸ… DANCER πŸ’ƒ

If Tiger πŸ… Paws 🐾 🐾 are unable to calculate
Ruffian will Roar 🐯 on in to Tally-Ho

Rules are on the menu
Wise to read em thru
Better safe than sorry 😐
Then Errr + See πŸ‘€ DQ 😒
Last edited by RUFFIAN on Thu May 13, 2021 6:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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Thu May 13, 2021 6:05 pm

No time to be clever 🧠 or cute πŸ˜‰
With the Preakness two days away
So Midweek Mayhem Results now
Of who ran the best of the day πŸ‘

The Energizer Bunny πŸ‡ Hopped Slowly
Almost a Golden Goose Egg πŸ₯š Nest
When right at the very last moment
$2.10 = Put that Egg dream to rest 😠

Tiger πŸ… Dancer Sluggish today
She even fell asleep in her stall 😴
By the time she decided to run
She finished the seventh of all πŸ˜”

Thunder Cat 🐱 Wasn’t much faster
In sixth place she ended the day
Ruffian 🐯 ran a little bit better
Her β€œCheetah β€œ In the Barn tho did stay πŸ˜”

Defending Champion Digger ♠️
No Winner trophy πŸ† to hold
But he did earn enough for The Precious πŸ’
To the Shire to Steal Ring of Gold

The race to the wire grew hotter πŸ”₯
As Cruzan who led from the start
Heard hoofbeats Thunder behind him
Trying hard not to lose heart πŸ’”

The Duo Running behind him 🐎 🐎
Were gaining ground nearing the wire
And at the very last moment
The leader, Cruzan did tire

A photo finish was needed
Dusty and Roamin that close
And When the Dust finally cleared
It was Dusty = the one who could Boast πŸ₯‡

So here is the order of finish
If you think it’s not right
Email the β€œCheetah in charge”
And try to do it by night πŸŒ™

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

DUSTY πŸ’¨ $69.20 πŸ†
Breathtaking acceleration near the wire 😲

ROAMIN 🏎 $67.60
SO Close To Victory 😒
BridesMan Of The Day 🀡

CRUZAN 🏍 $66.20
Left the field in his wake from the gate
Only to tire in the final strides 😑
Enough left to Catch The Bodacious Bouquet πŸ’

((DC)) DIGGER ♠️ $51.80
Instead of the Penthouse dinner
Steals The Precious πŸ’

RUFFIAN 🐯 $49

THUNDER CAT 🐈 $34.30

TIGER πŸ… DANCER πŸ’ƒ $29.90

ENERGIZER BLUNNY πŸ‡ $2.10
So close to A Golden Goose Egg πŸ₯š

We bid farewell to Pimlico
But only for two days and then
Will be there again on Saturday
To see Medina do it Again 🀞
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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