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Good Evening And Welcome To The RADIANT RADICAL REVEAL OF 2020
The Ultimate ‘UnMasking’ Of Achievement

THE UNMASKED WINNERS OF THE YEAR

The Highs and Lows
The Yes and No’s
The Wish for Fame
To Win The Game

There are no losers tonight
Everyone has tried their best
But now we will honor the ones
Who achieved just more than the rest

Our MC Is Wearing A Mask
So nobody yet really knows
Just who is the Mystery Presenter
We’ll know at the end of the show :OMG:

Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind
Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
The Kind U So Seldom Find

Because Of Her Love Of Horses
She Created A Game To Play
They Came From Far & Wide
To See If For Them, It Would Pay

Some Came And Ran And Conquered
Some Went Away In Tears
So Now We Will Acknowledge
The Winners Of The Year

RUFFIAN ( “THE CHEETAH” )
* Reigning CO-HOTY

ROAMIN
* Reigning CO-HOTY 🏎

TIGER DANCER
* Mistress Of Graphication

DUSTY 🌪
* Previous HOTY 2010

CATALINA
* Previous HOTY

BLUNNY aka “Energizer Bunny”

THUNDER CAT

CRUZAN 🏍

POST TIME MIKE

RAVEN

REAL QUIET
* Previous HOTY 2015

So let us begin with the first Award
DISTORTED HUMOR the Name
Who is responsible for laughter
Who is the best at that game

Tiger Dancer and Ruffian
Always add to the Funny
Adding their own sense of humor
Are Post Time Mike + The Bunny

Next we have LOST IN THE FOG
Who can WIN with Least Money
Honorable mention Catalina ($36.80)
But the trophy will go to the “Bunny”
{WINNING MM 8/19 = $32.10}

Off to the Shire next we shall go
To Steal “The Precious “ for the Year
And For the fourth year in a row
The winner is blatantly clear!
16) BLUNNY
15) RUFFIAN + THUNDER CAT

The Cat House reserved for the Fillys
For those who more often are Last
Once again the winner this season
Tiz the same who has Won in the past!
15) RUFFIAN
12) TIGER DANCER + DUSTY

The Dog House Is Colt Haven
In last place more often they be
Post Time Mike Is The Winner (14)
Then Cruzan with 13 We See

The Golden Goose Egg Award
Earning NO Money is Tuff!
But earning the trophy this time
Was extremely easy for Ruff! {6}

Honorary Mention
Roamin = 2
With 1 = Post Time Mike, Thunder Cat, Dusty, Catalina


Our Next Award Is The Bridesmaid
Finishing Second to the Winner
Coming So Close to be Best
But just missing out Victory Dinner

20) TIGER DANCER
15) RUFFIAN
14) BLUNNY

Finishing in 3rd Wins The Flowers
More often The Bodacious Bouquet
With 18 Times Finishing 3rd
Thunder Cat Is That Winner Today

Honorable Mention = 16) Blunny + Dusty

The “Frosted Whisker” Is Sad
Try for the 3-Peat but Lose
Here are the ones who missed out
And wind up just Cryin The Blues

CRUZAN (2)
With 1 = Catalina, Post Time Mike, Blunny

“Caixa Eletronica” was A Famous Racehorse
Google To Lean More

The Caixa Eletronica Award
The Most Money Won in A Day
The record holder Tiger Dancer
But Cruzan is the winner Today

ALL TIME = TIGER DANCER $336

*** 2020 = CRUZAN $276 ***


BOTS = Is The Battle Of The Sexes
The Fillys vs Colts Is The Story
This Year The “Battle” Was Close
But it’s Blunny who Brings Home The Glory (6)

Honorable Mention = 5) Dusty + Catalina

“Midweek Mayhem” on Wednesdays
Who Won the Most Of The Year
With Only One More To Decide It
9 Over 8 Made It Clear

9) DUSTY
8) Cruzan + Thunder Cat


The “Supurr Saturday” Winner
Was Another Close One To Call
Again Just One Made The Difference
And, It’s Cruzan who will take it All

CRUZAN (8)
Tiger Dancer + Dusty (7)
Blunny + Ruffian

The Yo-Yo Mama Award
Is exactly what it implies
Going from Winner To Loser
Winning.... then losing the Prize
(4) Catalina + Dusty
(3) Ruffian
(1) Tiger Dancer + Bri


The Yo-Yo Dude is For Colts
A Winner Then Last The Next Race
With Doing That 4 Times this Year
Puts Cruzan Ahead in 1st Place
Post Time Mike (3) Real Quiet (1)


The Filly Of The Year Award
Was So Tuff To Decide
#1 Midweek Mayhem ~ #2 SS ~ #2 Bouquet
Tiz Dusty With The Winning Ride


The Colt Of The Year Award
Was Easier For Us To Know
With 2 Frosted Whiskers, Caixa, SS #1
It’s Cruzan Who’s Stealing The Show


The Race Of The Year Is Divided
Catalina’s 3-Peat was One
Spooktacular And Turkey Trot
Were Days Just Filled With Fun

The “Crafty Prospector “
May sound a little bit funny
But what it inplies ... Is Just This
Who made the very most money

The Winner This Season
Ran away with the Prize
As the rest of the horses
Were Grumbles and Sighs

CRUZAN = $2040
Honorable Mentions
Dusty = $1343.60 ~ Catalina = $1067.10

And Now Comes The Moment
We’re All Waiting To Hear ...
Who Is The Winner Of
Horse Of The Year!

There’s 3 In Contention
One Had The “Race Of The Year”
A 3 Peat By Catalina
Makes It All Seem So Clear

But then, Also Is Dusty
#2 = Prospector, BOTS + Bouquet
Plus Midweek Mayhem Champion
Makes Her Queen Of The Day

Cruzan With 2 Frosted Whiskers
A Supurr Saturday Winner
Leaves Him In Contention
For HOTY Celebration Dinner

So How To Decide
Who HOTY Should Be?
The Answer Came Quickly
It Must Be ==== All Three!

This is the first time
Decision not easy
Deciding the winner
Made me feel queasy

Because each of the three
Have Each Earned the right
To be Horse Of The Year
We’re Declaring Tonight

CRUZAN ~ CATALINA ~ DUSTY


THE FINAL FINALE REVEAL
THE UNMASKING OF OUR AWARDS MC
DRUM ROLL PLEASE

“TAKE IT OFF....TAKE IT OFF...TAKE IT OFF”

AND HERE SHE IS ...
HER ROYAL FELINENESS
MS GRUMPY CAT
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We now bid you Good Evening
As All Became Clear
The 2020 Winners
Of The Races This Year