Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY

It was over right from the start
He hopped to the lead Right away
A Cheetah a Tiger a Cat
Ran slower than a Bunny this day

VENUE CHOICE =INDIANA GRAND *** R1–8 ONLY
***** DO NOT INCLUDE R9 + 10 { QuarterHorses }

POST TIMES = 2:25 ET — 1:25 CT — 12:25 MT — 11:25 PT

FEATURE EVENT = BOTS

BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FLAMBOYANT FILLYS VS: CAPRICIOUS CLEVER COLTS

WITH A YO YO MAMA TROPHY IN HER PAWS
IN THE CAT HOUSE AMIDST CATNIP + CHIPPENDALES
IS THE PURRRING RUFFIAN
READY TO RESPLENDENTLY REPORT THE RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
TO ERRR THEN SEE DQ

It’s Midweek Mayhem In Indiana
Today with A Fine field of eight
With the scratches of Raven & Real Quiet
Who Never made it into the gate

It is Dusty first out of the gate
But her lead didn’t last very long
Behind her Digger and Blunny
Are running extremely so strong

Trailing the field is a trio
Cruzan, Tiger Dancer & Ruff
These three are having a struggle
For them the going is tough

At the top of the stretch we see Digger
The Colt now alone In the lead
Dusty is so far behind him
Not finding the speed she will need

Defending Champion Blunny
Trying to catch the front two
But not gaining ground on the leaders
Maybe third is the best he will do

Thunder Cat next - but more Slowly
No energy today did she bring
But it may be enough for this Filly
To Capture “The Precious” Golden Ring

Roamin is next but not gaining
Not likely to earn any money
Lacking the speed that he needs
To catch Digger, Dusty and The “Bunny”

The Turtle Trio Far Back
Cruzan, Tiger Dancer & Ruff
It’s just a battle for the Cat House
Cause Cruzan at the end found enough

So here is the order of finish
But if you think it’s not right
Notify Ruffian in email
And Try to do it By tonight

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

DIGGER $73.70
From “Maiden To Winner
{ Never understood why they call A COLT A “Maiden” }
Brings Home BOTS Glory For The COLTS

DUSTY $54.20
Bridesmaid of the day

(( DC )) BLUNNY $40.50
No Repeat Glory
But Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

THUNDER CAT $33.10
Not a lot of money but enough to Steal The Precious

ROAMIN 🏎 $18.60

CRUZAN 🏍 $13.40

RUFFIAN $11.80

TIGER DANCER $7.20
Just enough for a bag of Catnip

We now bid farewell to Indiana
Just one thing that we ask
Remember your social distance
And never forget to wear Mask