Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Congratulations to Cruzan
The Contentious Colt crushing the competition confidently
A Reminder Of The Final Furlong

The Eventual Winning Run
Did not begin that way
Running almost Last
A Late Surge To Win The Day

Twas Cruzan 🏍 Left At The Gate
With a lot to make up for
And then in the second half
Found the speed enough to Score

VENUE CHOICE = KEENELAND

POST TIMES
1:05 ET
12:05 CT
11:05 MT ⛰
10:05 PT

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

TIGER DANCER
Repeat resident of the CAT HOUSE
Catnip Cat Chow Chippendales
No wonder she prefers to stay there

If The Tiger Overdoses on the catnip
Or mesmerized by the Chippendale dancers
Ruffian will rush in to rescue the day

The rules are on the menu
Wise to read them through
Better safe than sorry
Do it wrong + see DQ

The “Cheetah “ came to Run
The “Cheetah” came out to play
And she left them all in her wake
On This Wednesday BOTS Racing day !

She Came - She Ran - She Conquered
Living up to her “Cheetah” Nickname
As “The fastest one on earth”
And today it turned out the same

She left the gate in a Fury 🌪
She left them so far behind
That Nobody ever got close
No speed could anyone find

Roamin in Trying To Catch Her
Running second was all that he could
Dusty caught the Bodacious Bouquet
Blunny = The Precious (knew he would )

Defending Champion = Cruzan
Winning Ways = A thing of the past
Finds himself in the Dog House
As The Champion finishing Last

Sadly, For the lack of just $.20
Tiger Dancer lacking the money
Just Losing out on The Precious
Right on the Tail of the Bunny

Thunder Cat Digger + Cruzan
No speed did they find from the gate
No Victory or Money to be seen
All Crossing the wire too late

In the Battle Of The Sexes this Time
To The Fillys will go all the Glory
The Cheetah Roared Gate to Wire
Is the headline of today’s racing story

Here is the order of finish
But, If you think it’s not right
Let the “Cheetah in Charge “
Know if possible by tonight

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

RUFFIAN $78.80
“The Cheetah” Came Out To Win
No Snoozin In Stall For Today
Others Came Out To Compete
“The Cheetah” Came Out To Just Play

ROAMIN 🏎 $50.80
BridesMan of the day

DUSTY 🌪 $42
“42” = “The Answer To Life, The Universe & Everything ”
Hitchhiker Guide To The Galaxy

BLUNNY $26.40
An Uncanny way of finding the path to the Shire
To Steal The Precious

TIGER DANCER $26.20

THUNDER CAT $22.80

DIGGER $10.80

((DC)) CRUZAN 🏍 $8.20
Off to the Dog House For Milk-Bone Biscuits
And a Yo-Yo-Dude On the shelf
That’s what he gets for going from
PENTHOUSE to DOG HOUSE

We now bid farewell to Kentucky
Next Wednesday where shall we be?
Where will “The Ruff One” Take Us...
What track will the rest of us see

(Considering The Time Of The Year = DUH )