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Congratulations Thunder Cat

Not Only Wins BOTS Glory for the Fillys
But A Yo-Yo Mama Award As well
Leaping from Cat House To Penthouse

VENUE CHOICE = KEENELAND

FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES

FREAKY FAST FILLYS VS CLEVER COMBATIVE COLTS

POST TIMES
ET 1:05
CT 12:05
MT 11:05
PT 10:05

SCOREKEEPER
IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE SITS ROAMIN
MUNCHING ON DOG BISCUITS AND CHEW TOYS
WITH CALCULATOR AT THE READY

If for some reason the Cagey Colt Is unable to calculate
Ruffian will roar on in To tally the totals

Rules are on the menu
Wise to read them through
Better safe than sorry
Do it wrong and see DQ

Good afternoon and welcome to
MID WEEK MAYHEM At Keeneland Racetrack

Our feature event today is = B0TS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Fierce Frisky Fillys vs Clever Competitive Colts

The defending champion Thunder Cat
Will have eight contentious challengers trying
To prevent a repeat Roar to the wire

The Nimble nine are in the gate and ready to run
And Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they go

Ruffian and Raven Out for an early lead
taking the field into the turn

Out Of The Turn They Come

Dusty and Ruffian Now lead the Way
after Raven stumbled jumping a shadow on the track

It’s several lengths back to the Energizer Blunny
With Raven Regaining his composure on the Bunny tail

It’s a long way back to the rest of the field
A tightly bunched group of snails so far

Roamin 🏎
Tiger Dancer
Cruzan 🏍
Thunder Cat
Digger

They’re At The Top Of The Stretch

It is now the Raven flying high leading the way
Dusty Trying to keep up his next
Being join now by Digger, the Maiden, putting in a good effort

The Energizer Blunny Is next
It’s a long way back to Cruzan, Thunder Cat, Ruffian
Roamin And very far back is Tiger Dancer

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Raven is Flying away from the field with a big lead
Dusty and Digger doing their best to catch the runaway Colt
The Energizer Blunny is next but not gaining any ground

Far back the rest of the field Looking lethargic
Cruzan, (DC)
Thunder Cat
Ruffian
Roamin 🏎
Tiger Dancer

At The Wire The Raven Flies Alone

10 Lengths Back Is Dusty Playing the Bridesmaid today
Digger Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
The Energizer Blunny Steals The Precious

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
RAVEN $64.60
Flying high gate to wire

DUSTY $55.90
Bridesmaid Unable to catch

DIGGER $50.40
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet

BLUNNY $41.70
Off to his favorite place, the Shire to steal The Precious

ALSO RAN (Like Snails )
CRUZAN 🏍 $$34.70

(DC) THUNDER CAT $23.80

RUFFIAN $21.60

ROAMIN 🏎 $14.40

TIGER DANCER $8.20
Heading to the Cat House for Catnip + Chippendales

We now bid farewell to Kentucky
Hope to see ya come back
It will be up to the Raven
To determine the next Midweek track