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Congratulations To The Energizer Blunny
Just By A Slim Bunny Whisker
But Enuff For Colt BOTS Glory

VENUE CHOICE = GULFSTREAM PARK

RACE 1 POST TIME - 1:10 PM ET
CT = 12:10 ~ MT 11:10 ~ PT = 10:10

SCOREKEEPER

REMAINING IN THE CAT HOUSE IS TIGER DANCER
CONTENT WITH CATNIP, CAT CHOW + CHIPPENDALES
( THE DANCERS NOT THE RODENTS )

IF THE TIGER IS OVERWHELMED BY IT ALL
THEN RUFFIAN WILL ROAR IN TO PRESENT RECAP

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ

Good afternoon and welcome to Midweek Mayhem
At Gulfstream Park

With scratches of Real Quiet and Raven
Defending Champion The Energizer Blunny
Will have six Contentious challengers trying to prevent
Another Energizer Bunny hop to the wire image1.gif

The Swift Seven Are in the gate ready to run

And Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay They Go

Four of the Seven away like speeding bullets

RUFFIAN
ROAMIN 🏎
CRUZAN 🏍
TIGER DANCER

The remaining three moving along like Snails
(DC) Blunny Thunder Cat Dusty

They’re at the top of the stretch

Suddenly a huge Roar explodes from the stands

In the Wink of an eye Dusty Has sprouted Pegasus wings
Flying past everybody in her way to leave them in her Dust

She is so far in front ~ the rest of the field is running to be
The Bridesmaid

And down the stretch they come

Dusty Alone on the lead a mile ahead of the rest


Tiger Dancer putting the pressure on now gaining ground
It’s a long way back to Roamin + Blunny
Vying for the Bodacious Bouquet
Or ....... Stealing The Precious

At the wire = NO doubt at all who is the Queen Of Today

OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH
Report Objections To Ruffian via email

DUSTY $134.90
Exhilarating - Exuberant - Awesome

TIGER DANCER $83.10
Good enough to win on any other day

ROAMIN 🏎 $51.90
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet

((DC)) BLUNNY $50.50
Heads to the shire to Steal The Precious

RUFFIAN $42.80

CRUZAN 🏍 $36.20

THUNDER CAT $32.50
The Cat House awaits With Catnip, Cat Chow + Chippendale’s
The male dancers Not the rodents

We bid farewell to Florida
We will run another day
Wherever Dusty takes us
That is where we play

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