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CONGRATS TO THE DANCING TIGER
WHO IRONICALLY WAS RESPONSIBLE
FOR NAMING THE RACE SHE WON!

2020 KISS MY A$$ GOODBYE!

VENUE CHOICE:: GULFSTREAM PARK

POST TIMES
12:35 ET
11:35 CT
10:35 MT
9:35 PT

FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES

FIERCE FEISTY FILLYS VS CLEVER CAPRICIOUS COLTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THAN ERRR + SEE DQ

2020 KISS MY A$$ GOODBYE STAKES

Welcome To Midweek Mayhem
To Gulfstream Park we shall go
Who will be the fastest runner
And who may move way too slow?

Tiz the Battle Of The Sexes
Colts vs Fillys for Glory
Who will run fastest of all
Whose name will headline the Story

Real Quiet and Catalina are scratches
Which left us with only just eight
Defending champ Tiger Dancer
Is Running to Repeat her Fate


Evenly matched = 4 Colts 4 Fillys
And the way they go for the Money
2 Colts now lead the way
Tiz Raven & The Energizer Blunny

At the Top of the Stretch things have changed
Tiz Roamin who now leads the way
Tiger Dancer moving up quickly
But is this how the finish will stay?

And Down the Stretch they all come
Roamin looking so strong
Will he be first at the wire
Is the Winner Circle where he belongs

The answer came quickly and sure
As Roamin with Hooves Afiring
Extending his lead even more
And Showing no signs of tiring

Tiger Dancer with a Roar of her own
Challenging the Colt up ahead
Can she find what she needs
To be the Winner instead

But the Colt in the lead will not yield
Turning up heat even more
Not letting that Filly get by
For the Colts, BOTS Glory he’ll score


Thunder Cat will catch the Bouquet
Ruffian will steal Ring Of Gold
Roamin wins for the Colts
BOTS Glory now they will hold

In the Dog House Its Cruzan alone
Sadly he couldn’t win Money
But he will have Milk Bone Biscuits
Perhaps even with Honey

So here is the Order of Finish
If you think it’s not Right
Let The Ruffian know
if possible no later than night

ROAMIN $84.80
BOTS Champ + Colt Glory

(DC) TIGER DANCER $53.40
Bridesmaid of the day

THUNDER CAT $44.90
Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

RUFFIAN $44
To The Shire To Steal The Precious

RAVEN $41.50

BLUNNY $37

DUSTY $19

CRUZAN 🏎 $0
*** GOLDEN GOOSE EGG


We Now Bid Farewell to Florida
Next week where will we be
Wherever it is Roamin takes us
We’ll just have to wait and then see