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Congratulations once again to the “Energizer Blunny”
Who Managed to put a Bunny whisker on the wire
Just before a Thunder Cat whisker
Leaving the Filly wondering
“Where’s two bucks when you need it”

VENUE CHOICE = GULFSTREAM PARK

FEATURE EVENT

SANTA CLAUS SURPRISE STAKES

POST TIMES:
ET = 12:35
CT = 11:35
MT = 10:35
PT = 9:35

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WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY RISK IT ALL AND ERRR
THEN WHINE WHEN SEE = DQ

Welcome to Midweek Mayhem
To Gulfstream park we shall go
With eight in the starting gate
Who will be first and who slow?

Tiz the Naughty Or Nice Stakes today
So, Will Santa be naughty or nice
Who will arrive at the Penthouse
And who might have dinner of Mice

The defending champion is Blunny
But can he repeat his last win
The eight are ready to run
So now the race shall begin

It’s Dusty and Thunder Cat off quickly
The 2 Fillys Have taken the lead
The rest of the field moving slowly
Not finding the speed that they need

With Raven and Real Quiet missing
The Colts are out numbered we see
It might be a Filly advantage
The Fillys with 5 & Colts only 3

At the top of the stretch it’s the same
Thunder Cat and Dusty lead the way
Blunny is doing his best to catch up
But still he is so far away

Roamin is next but not close
At the back of the pack there are three
Cruzan - Ruffian & Catalina
And Very Far Back Tiger we see

And down the stretch they all come
Thunder Cat leading the way
The rest are beginning to fade
This may be the way it will stay

But in racing it’s never quite over
Until that stout lady will sing
Until a nose touches the wire
Who knows What surprises may bring

And today proved to be no exception
When suddenly we hear a huge Roar
From the back of the pack came The Tiger
But ......... is she too far back to score?

Hearing the Hoofbeats behind her
Thunder Cat turned up the heat
There was no way this Thundering Filly
Was going to let herself now get beat

At the wire there is nobody near her
The victory is hers with no doubt
But the Tiger Was very impressive
From last to be second = a great feat!

In the Cat House we see Catalina
Who did not run well today
But then there is always tomorrow
She surely will win on that day

So here is the order of finish
But if you doubt it is right
Contact the Feline in charge
Please try to do it by tonight

THUNDER CAT $111.40
Outstanding Gate to Wire

TIGER DANCER $70.80
Bridesmaid of the day

DUSTY $65.60
Catches The Bouquet

(DC) BLUNNY $56.60
No repeat glory
But heads to the shire to Steal The Precious

ROAMIN $44.20

CRUZAN $26.30

RUFFIAN $21.40

CATALINA $10.80
Cat House
Meow Mix and Catnip

We bid you farewell from the racetrack
With holiday greetings for all
Wishing you health and happiness
Hope you enjoyed the racecall