Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

CONGRATS TO THE “CRUISING CRUZAN”
Cruising his way to an impressive victory over all challengers

VENUE CHOICE = CHURCHILL DOWNS

POST TIMES: 1 PM ET - NOON CT - 11 am MT - 10 am PT

FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES

FIERCE FEISTY FILLYS VS COURAGEOUS CLEVER COLTS

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

Munching on Colossal Catnip in the Cat House
Will be Dusty with her calculator bringing the days events

If the Dusty one is unable to find her calculator
Ruffian will Roar on in to present the Results

Tiz Wednesday Again
BOTS Day Is Here
Who Will Run well
The Answer soon clear

No Roamin or Cruzan
No clue where they be
Only 7 in the gate
A bit sad to see

It was Tiger Dancer
Most of the way
But nearing the wire
Catalina had her say

Photo finish at the wire
Objections galore
Trainers on the field
Frustration at the core

But when it was over
The photo did show
Catalina at the wire
Via very short nose

Disappointing for Tiger
But that’s how it goes
Perhaps she is hoping
She had a big nose

BOTS goes to the Fillys
Who outnumbered the Boys
With two of them missing
Not helping their cause

So here are the totals
Presuming they’re right
But if there’s an error
Tell Ruffian tonight

(RUFFIAN333@webtv.net)

CATALINA $36.80
Almost a “LOST IN THE FOG” Contender but not quite

TIGER DANCER $35.90
WHERE IS A LONGER NOSE WHEN YOU NEED ONE

DUSTY $29.50
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet although rather skimpy

BLUNNY $26.20
Chump change to get him to the shire

{DC} CRUZAN $25.40

RUFFIAN $21.70

THUNDER CAT $14.60
CAT HOUSE CATNIP AND CALCULATOR

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