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CONGRATS DUSTY
Crushing the Competition In Her Dust!

VENUE CHOICE = REMINGTON PARK

POST TIMES: 8:07 ET - 7:07 CT - 6:07 MT - 5:07 PT

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IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE IS CRUZAN

IF THE COLT IS UNABLE TO SUMMON HIS CALCULATOR
RUFFIAN WILL ROAR ON IN TO REVIEW RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY RISK IT ALL
THEN ERRR AND SEE = DQ

It’s Wednesday again
Midweek Mayhem is here
But why only six running
Is Apparently unclear

Roamin, and Catalina
Real Quiet is Away..
It’s just not the same
Without them today

It’s Remington Park
The track we are at
With some “Thunder” and “Dust”
A Tiger and A Cat

It’s so sad indeed
Seeing such a small field
Hopefully the next time
More runners will yield

And Away they all go
2 Fillys in the Lead
Thunder Cat and Dusty
With speed that they need

But the lead didn’t last
When a “tornado” flew by
Leaving the Fillys in shock
Almost ready to cry

It was Cruzan ~ like Pegasus
Sprouting wings in full flight
A Bewildering Power
Disappearing out of sight

His lead was so great
The rest far behind
Running for second
The thought in their mind

At the top of the stretch
We hear Tiger’s roar
Along with the “Cheetah”
But both will need more

The “Energizer Blunny”
His battery so low
Is hopping along
Just Hoping for “Show”

Thunder Cat is next
Followed by Dusty
The defending champion
Looks a bit rusty

Here comes the wire
Leaving no doubt
One with a smile
Five with a Pout

It’s Cruzan to Win
Tiger dancer is next
Ruffian in 3rd
Blunny the best Of the rest

So here are the totals
Hoping they are right
But if they are not
Tell Ruffian tonight

CRUZAN $90
Impressive gate to wire

TIGER DANCER $56.70
Bridesmaid Of The Day

RUFFIAN $47.80
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet

BLUNNY $45
Heading to the Shire his favorite place to be
To sneak away The Precious

THUNDER CAT $26.30

(DC) DUSTY $18.70
Yo-Yo-Mama = Winner To Last

Oklahoma goodbye
The dust in the wind
Dusty in the cat house
Cruzan with the win