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CONGRATS TO CRUZAN
THE CAPABLE CONTENTIOUS COLT VAULTED TO THE LEAD
WITH AN AMAZING ACCELERATION IN THE FINAL FURLONG

VENUE CHOICE: REMINGTON PARK

POST TIMES: 8:07 PM ET - 7:07 CT - 6:07 MT - 5:07 PT

FEATURE EVENT
''DIAMOND IN THE RUFF'' {Pomeranian} 4 MONTH BIRTHDAY
SPARKLE BRIGHTLY STAKES

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

CONSUMING MASS QUANTITIES OF CATNIP IN THE CAT HOUSE
TIGER DANCER WHILE BEING ENTERTAINED BY CHIPPENDALES
{THE DANCERS NOT THE RODENTS!} WILL CALCULATE THE DAY

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THAN ERRR THEN SEE = DQ

The results of today
Will be very brief
Keeping up with the Diamond
Leaves me with no sleep

The Energizer Blunny
Kept them all on their toes
As He Hopped away quickly
Just like the wind blows

He never let up
Then he increased his pace
There was no doubt at all
Who would be winning this race

Defending champ Cruzan
Did try his very best
To repeat his victory
But failed at the quest

The Dusty one ran well
Just not well enough
Against this Fast Bunny...
The challenge too tough

Real Quiet Ran Next
“The Precious” He stole
Instead of a hot pace
This colt just ran cold

The rest of the runners
Were so far behind
The pace of the race
Was very unkind

Thunder Cat, Tiger and Roamin
Showing no speed at all
They almost clipped heels
Just avoiding a fall

Ruffian’s Cheetah was Missing
Sleeping back at the barn
So the Filly in the Cat House
Was Just spinning A yarn

How the track was too Dusty
She got dirt in her face
Then gave up the effort
Of winning this race

At the finish line all alone
The “Energizer Bunny “ did Lope
As early on from the gate
The rest all gave up hope

So here is the outcome
From the winner to the last
And the money they all earned
From the slowest to the fast

BLUNNY = $114.30
*** Left All The Tortoises Behind

DC) CRUZAN = $58.70
*** Bodacious BridesMan

DUSTY = $52.40
*** Catches The Bouquet

REAL QUIET = $49
*** Steals The Precious

THUNDER CAT $31.30

TIGER DANCER $26.80

ROAMIN 🏎 $22.20

RUFFIAN $7.80
Catnip & Chippendales
Not all that bad
Because when it counted
No speed that she had

So we bid you adieu
Till the next time we run
Be it Winner or loser
The goal just have FUN