GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY AT KEENELAND
OUR FEATURE EVENT:
''CRUZAN BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY'' STAKES
WITH THE LATE SCRATCH OF RAVEN, DEFENDING CHAMP DUSTY
WILL HAVE NINE COMPETENT CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
ANOTHER MAJOR 'DUSTING' AT THE WIRE
THE TENACIOUS TEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO ROCK
AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE 'CRUZAN BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY'' STAKES
EVERYONE AWAY EVENLY HEADING TO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
WITH AN AMAZING TURN OF HOOF, IT IS TIGER DANCER
ROARING AWAY WITH A HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER THE FIELD
SOMEONE WILL NEED TO SPROUT PEGASUS WINGS TO CATCH HER
20+ LENGTHS BACK ARE THUNDER CAT, REAL QUIET + BLUNNY
THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE FAR BACK IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
TIGER DANCER IS JUST TOYING WITH THE FIELD
PLAYING HER OWN VERSION OF 'CAT ME IF U CAN'
SO FAR NOBODY CAN
THUNDER CAT IS NEXT ~ BUT VERY FAR BACK
REAL QUIET IS STARTING TO SHOW ENERGY MOVING UP
RUFFIAN FINALLY AWAKENED HER INNER CHEETAH TO RUN
CRUZAN RIGHT ALONG SIDE OF RUFFIAN
ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY WITH LOW CHARGED BATTERY TODAY
POST TIME MIKE SHOWING LITTLE DESIRE TO RUN
CATALINA SEEMS SLUGGISH & DISTRACTED
DUSTY APPEARS TO HAVE LITTLE CHANCE OF REPEAT GLORY
ROAMIN IS ''ROAMIN'' ALL OVER THE TRACK
WITH SEEMINGLY NO INTEREST IN RUNNING TODAY
PERHAPS WITH HIS MIND ON THE BISCUITS IN THE DOG HOUSE?
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
TIGER DANCER DANCING TO THE BEAT OF HER OWN DRUMMER
{RICKY SAMBORA?}
THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE DOING THE TURTLE TANGO SLEEPY SAMBA
SUDDENLY DUSTY HAS AWAKENED
REALIZING SHE IS THE DEFENDING CHAMP WITH A REPEAT ON THE LINE
HAS ACCELERATED WITH AN AMAZING LATE SURGE OF SPEED!
THE FRISKY FILLY IS PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER FROM LAST
BUT WILL IT BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY TIGER
INDEED IT IS
BECAUSE TODAY, NOBODY WAS GONNA CATCH TIGER DANCER
WHO DANCED HER WAY TO AN IMPRESSIVE PURRRFORMANCE
GATE TO WIRE PURRRRRFECTLY!
DEFENDING CHAMP DUSTY WITH AN AMAZING LATE RUN
DOES MANAGE TO CAPTURE THE BRIDESMAID GOWN
THUNDER CAT WITH ENOUGH TO CATCH THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
REAL QUIET WITH A LATE ENERGY RUN STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net}
TIGER DANCER = $98.40
*** PURRRFECT PURRRFORMANCE GATE TO WIRE
''CRUISIN'' TO VICTORY IN THE CRUZAN BIRTHDAY STAKES
{{DC}} DUSTY = $67.80
*** AWESOME LATE RUN
BUT NOT ENUFF TO CATCH A TENACIOUS TIGER
THUNDER CAT = $65.90
*** CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET {AGAIN!}
REAL QUIET = $51.40
*** GOOD EFFORT GATE TO WIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
RUFFIAN = $40.70
CRUZAN = $40.40 {Is This Twice Perfect 20/20 Vision?}
BLUNNY = $29.40
POST TIME MIKE = $17.60
CATALINA = $11.60
ROAMIN = $5.80
*** Almost A Golden Goose Egg!
But Consolation Awaits In Ye Ole Dog House
Milk Bone Biscuits, Vegas Show Girl Dancers
WE NOW BID YOU GOOD EVENING FROM KENTUCKY
WISHING ALL A SAFE & SANE SECLUSION
REMINDING EVERYONE THAT A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL
CAN HELP BRING A SMILE TO SOMEONE LIVING ALONE
