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CONGRATS TO CATALINA

WITH A BREATHTAKING LATE RUSH FROM FAR BACK TO WIN!
AMAZING TURN OF FOOT & AWESOME ACCELERATION!
ADDITIONALLY ~ THE FREAKY FAST FILLY WON BOTS GLORY
AND ~ A YO YO MAMA AWARD AS WELL

VENUE CHOICE: REMINGTON PARK

POST TIMES: 8 PM ET -- 7 PM CT -- 6 PM MT -- 5 PM PT

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

REPORTING FROM YE OLE DOG HOUSE WILL BE REAL QUIET
BRINGING A RARE RACE CALL WITH RESOUNDING SURPRISES

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WHY DO IT WRONG & SEE DQ
THEN MOAN & GROAN 'O WOE IS ME'

RESULTS FOR MIDWEEK
WILL BE SHORT AND SWEET
JUST WHEN THE ''BUNNY''
APPEARED UNABLE TO BEAT

FROM OUT OF THE CLOUDS
A ROAR COULD BE HEARD
AS A COLT FAR AWAY
FLEW TO LEAD LIKE A BIRD

THE 'BUNNY' TRIED HARD
TO REGAIN HIS BIG LEAD
BUT THE ENERGY GIVEN
NOT ENUFF FOR HIS NEED

THUNDER CAT ON HIS TAIL
GAVE A GOOD EFFORT ALL DAY
BUT THE BEST SHE COULD DO
WAS THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET

DEFENDING CHAMP CATALINA
DID NOT REPEAT HER WIN
BUT SHE DID HAVE ENUFF
TO BRING HOME 'THE RING'

DUSTY, ROAMIN AND RUFFIAN
WERE NEXT IN THE LINE
AS TIGER DANCER MEANDERED
WAY FAR BEHIND

SCOREKEEPER REAL QUIET
HAD ISSUES OF HIS OWN
SO HE MISSED OUT ON RUNNING
AND A RACE CALL WAS BLOWN

BUT HE WILL HAVE A CHANCE
NEXT TIME RUFF RUNS IN LAST
AND WE THEN GET TO SEE
A REAL QUIET RACE CALL BLAST!

SO HERE ARE THE TOTALS
NOT SURE THEY ARE RIGHT
EMAIL $$ OBJECTIONS
BEFORE THURSDAY NIGHT

CRUZAN = $80.20
*Awesome Acceleration Final Furlong! Meowza!

BLUNNY = $76.60
* Sure Thing Till That Stout Lady Sang!
And Another 1 Bites The Dust

THUNDER CAT = $75.10
* Bouquet Instead of Bridesmaid Gown

{DC} CATALINA = $55.20
* Precious Instead Of Penthouse

DUSTY = $49.70

ROAMIN = $45.60

RUFFIAN = $30

TIGER DANCER = $28.10
* Cat House, Cat Chow, Calculator + Chippendales

FAREWELL OKLAHOMA
A FINE DAY FOR ALL
AS A CONTENTIOUS COLT
DID ANSWER THE CALL

AND A TIGER IN THE CAT HOUSE
WITH CATNIP GALORE
FOR A FINICKY FELINE
WHO COULD WANT MORE

STAY SAFE AND SECLUDED
AT LEAST FOR AWHILE
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TO GIVE THEM A SMILE