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CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN

''THE CHEETAH'' RAN HARD AND FAST AS ONLY A CHEETAH CAN
TO FLY BY THE REALLY FAST FRONT RUNNER
NOT SO QUIET = REAL QUIET
PUTTING HER FRISKY FELINE NOSE ON THE WIRE FIRST

VENUE: WOODBINE

POST TIMES: 1:10 ET -- 12:10 CT -- 11:10 MT -- 10:10 PT

FEATURE EVENT: TBA

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ

I HAVE A BRAND NEW PUPPY
WHO NEEDS SO MUCH ATTENTION
THE RACE RESULTS ARE HERE
THO BRIEFLY I WILL MENTION

THE DAY BEGAN WITH FURY
AS POST TIME MIKE EXPLODED
RUFFIAN LET HER CHEETAH LOOSE
WITH POWER THIS FIELD WAS LOADED

POST TIME MIKE STAYED OUT IN FRONT
THE REST OF THE RUNNERS TRIED
TO CATCH THE FRONT RUNNIN COLT
BUT AT THE END OF DAY THEY CRIED

MANY TRIED HARD TO CATCH HIM
NO CATCHING THE COLT ON FIRE
AS TIGER, RUFFIAN & BLUNNY GOT CLOSE
THE LEADER SEEMED TO TIRE

BUT EVEN WITH HIS TIRED LEGS
HIS LEAD WAS FAR TOO MUCH
TIGER DANCER FULL OF FUN
ONLY 2ND PLACE COULD SHE TOUCH

RUFFIAN LET HER CHEETAH LOOSE
AS DEFENDING CHAMP SHE TRIED
BUT ONLY THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
AFTER HER TEARS HAD DRIED

THE SHIRE IS WAITING FOR BLUNNY
AS ONCE AGAIN THE RING
HE REALLY LOVES 'THE PRECIOUS'
IS CONFRONTING GOLLUM HIS THING?

SO HERE IS HOW THE DAY SHAKES OUT
WITH REAL QUIET & CATALINA SCRATCHIN
THE ENERGETIC EIGHT WHO RAN
AGAINST PTM THERE WAS NO MATCHIN!

IF YOU FIND THE MONEY WRONG
JUST LET THE RUFF ONE KNOW
MATH IS NOT HER STRONGEST SUIT
ACCURACY NOT ALWAYS A 'GO'

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

POST TIME MIKE = $152.40
* THE 'CREDIT' GOES TO THE RIVER & EMMA-JAYNE

TIGER DANCER = $65.80
* Too Slow A Tango For The PostMan

{{DC}} RUFFIAN = $56.20
* Bodacious Bouquet Instead Of Glory

BLUNNY = $53.60
* Back To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'

THUNDER CAT = $45.50

CRUZAN = $36.30

ROAMIN = $32.50

DUSTY = $31.30

RAVEN = $23.70
*RARE VISITOR TO YE OLE DOG HOUSE!
SPECIAL BIRDSEED LADEN BISCUITS FOR THIS FLYER

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM O' CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE & SOUND SECLUSION
REMINDING YOU THAT A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL
LETS OTHERS KNOW THEY ARE NOT ALL ALONE