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CONGRATS TO CRUZAN
THE CONTENTIOUS COLT HAS BEEN 'CRUISIN' EXCEPTIONALLY WELL

VENUE CHOICE: SARATOGA

PLEASE NOTE: DO NOT INCLUDE RACE 1 = HURDLES

OUR DAY BEGINS WITH ===> *** RACE #2 ***

POST TIMES: RACE #2 @ 1:21 EDT - 12:21 CT - 11:21 MT - 10:21 PT
{DONTCHA JUST LOVE THE 1:21 = NOT 1:20 }

FEATURE EVENT: DOG DAYS OF SUMMER

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

OFFICIAL SCOREKEEPER WAS TO BE THUNDER CAT
UNFORTUNATELY, HER DOG SWALLOWED THE CALCULATOR

NO WORRYS THO, THE DOG IS FINE BUT THE CALCULATOR
SUFFERED INJURIES BEYOND SAVING

THEREFORE, RUFFIAN SHALL ESCORT HER CHEETAH & CALCULATOR
TO THE CAT HOUSE TO PRESENT THE DAY'S DAZZLING DESCRIPTION

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BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE = DQ

GOOD AFTERNOON & WECOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AT SARATOGA

WITH SCRATCHES OF BRI, RQ & CATALINA
DEFENDING CHAMP = RED HOT CRUZAN
WILL HAVE 7 CALCULATING COMPETITIVE CHALLENGERS

THE EXCELLENT EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND ... AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!

OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD IS RUFFIAN
SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE
DUSTY ~ RAVEN ~ THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY

AT THE BACK IN THE EARLY GOING
ROAMIN ~ TIGER DANCER ~ CRUZAN

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

RUFFIAN HAS LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' COME OUT TO RUN
AND RUN SHE HAS
LEAVING THE FIELD 30+ LENGTHS IN HER WAKE

THUNDER CAT IS THE CLOSEST TO THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY
BUT NOWHERE CLOSE ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE

IT'S ANOTHER BIG GAP BACK TO DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN ~
WHO SAW HIS REPEAT CHANCES DISAPPEAR QUICKLY IN THE DISTANCE

RAVEN IS NEXT BUT HIS WINGS ARE FLUTTERING IN FRUSTRATION

BACK IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE ARE
TIGER DANCER ~ BLUNNY ~ ROAMIN & DUSTY

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

'THE CHEETAH' IS SO FAR IN FRONT THAT IT IS LIKE WATCHING
A ONE HORSE DISPLAY OF POWER & PURRRRFECTION

SHE IS EVEN FARTHER AHEAD NOW WITH YET ANOTHER
SUPURRR-SONIC-SURGE OF SPEED SEPARATING HERSELF
FROM THE FIELD BY POSSIBLY 40 LENGTHS!

NOW IT IS TIGER DANCER EMERGING FROM FAR BACK IN LA-LA-LAND
PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER AND FINALLY TAKING OVER 2ND

BUT WITH NO CHANCE OF CATCHING
THE FREAKISHLY FAST FILLY IN FRONT

THUNDER CAT NOW IN 3RD TRYING TO HOLD OFF
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN & RAVEN

ROAMIN AND DUSTY ARE NEXT

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY WHO LEFT HIS BATTERY IN THE BARN
IS JUST MEANDERING ALONG FAR BACK, TAKING TIME TO SNIFF
THE FLOWERS ALONG THE RAIL PERHAPS SEEKING CARROTS?
WHICH MAY BE WAITING IN THE DOG HOUSE FOR HIM LATER ON

A DYNAMIC DISPLAY OF ACCELERATION & AUTHORITY
RUFFIAN GATE TO WIRE
NO CHALLENGE TO CHEETAH POWER

ADDING TO THE FELINE FINISH IS TIGER DANCER
CREATING ANOTHER EDITION OF: ''BIG CAT DIARY''

THUNDER CAT = BEST OF THE REST
JUST MANAGING TO HOLD OFF CRUZAN

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

{{ REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net }}

RUFFIAN = $199.60
* When The Cheetah is Let Out
The Rest Are Left To Pout

TIGER DANCER = $57.90
* Incredible Closing Run For Bridesmaid Honors

THUNDER CAT = $38.50
* Completes A Filly Trifecta & Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

{{DC}} CRUZAN = $34.50
* Filly Power Is His Nemesis Today But Steals The Precious

$$$ ALSO RAN $$$

RAVEN = $33.70

ROAMIN = $28.20

DUSTY = $21.50

BLUNNY = $13.60
* Dog House Awaits With A New Battery Charger, Biscuits & Carrots!
And The Calculator For Presenting Next Wednesday Results

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE SECLUSION

AND A REMINDER THAT WITH TECHNOLOGY + ANIMAL COMPANIONS
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YOU ARE NEVER REALLY ALONE

HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR CAT OR DOG TODAY?