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CONGRATS TO ROAMIN WINNING BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS

VENUE CHOICE: GULFSTREAM PARK

POST TIMES: 12 PM ET -- 11 AM CT -- 10 AM MT -- 9 AM PT

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$4

WALLOWING AMIDST DOG BISCUITS IS BLUNNY
WHO IF ABLE, WILL PRESENT THE RACE CALL RESULTS

IF NOT, THEN RUFFIAN WILL PURRR IN TO TAKE OVER

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN S0RRY
TO ERR THEN SEE = DQ

RESULTS BY THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' =============================== *** Welcome to the 5f "Mask it or Casket" Stakes

RESULTS

Defending Champ: Roamin
Scorekeeper and Narrator: Blunny

We have 7 healthy participants approaching the starting gate. All have been quarantined in a bubble for two weeks, tested and cleared to run.

At the gate the starter says put your masks in place.

Through an overhead spray of sanitizer, they head down the back stretch.

Roamin, Cruz & Blunny run in single file 6 ft apart as they pass 2f pole, followed by the need for more Gatorade bunch.

At the 4f pole positions have changed as Thunder Cat has lengthened her claws, dug in and sprinted to a 10 length lead.
Tiger Dancer, Ruffian, Roamin & Cruzan ignoring social distancing run together as if they are attending a Spring Break
Beach Party.

1f to go and Tiger Dancer, Ruffian & Roamin holding Hoofs are skipping through the surf toward the finish line when a
Ski Boat passes them with mask ties flapping.

Its Dusty. Stewards check lip tattoo and others she sports to make sure it's the correct participant. Mean while the others try to
organize a protest march.

Winner: Dusty $87.40

Bridesmaid: $ 59.80

Bouquet catcher: Tiger Dancer $47.20

Precious: RUFFIAN $ 43.60

DC: Roamin $ 33.80

Also Ran? Cruzan $29.20

I hate biscuits: Blunny $20.80

Scratches: Catalina, Bri, RQ, Raven