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CONGRATS TO THE RAVEN
THE COLT FLEW HIGH AND FAST WINNING EASILY

VENUE: WILL ROGERS DOWNS {YES, YOUR VISION IS NOT IMPAIRED}
PROBABLY A FIRST TIME AT THIS TRACK
WHICH MAY PROVE TO BE BOTH CHALLENGING AND A LOT OF FUN!

FEATURE EVENT: BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES

FRISKY FIERCE FILLYS VS: CLEVER COMBATIVE COLTS

POST TIMES: 2:15 ET -- 1:15 CT -- 12:15 MT -- 11:15 PT

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

IN THE CAT HOUSE = AKA THE TIGER'S LAIR IS TIGER DANCER
RESPLENDENT AMIDST CATNIP ~ MEOW MIX ~ CHIPPENDALES
{MALE DANCERS NOT THE RODENTS WHO MIGHT END UP AS DINNER}

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY DO IT WRONG AND THEN
DISCOVER YOU BEEN A DQ

PLAYERS THERE WERE NINE
IT'S TIME TO GET IN LINE
THE COLTS WERE HOT TO TROT
AND THE FILLIES LOOKING FINE




The Gang is Off and Away
But One is Setting the Pace
The Field playing Catch-Up for Now
Gonna be One Heck of a Race

And In Tiger's Quirky Fashion
The order will Not be First to Last
But instead will be Revealed
From the Slowest to the Fast




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So it seems that Tiger Dancer
Has been Laying Low Lately
Apparently taking this whole
Covid-19 / Stay at Home Thing
VERY SERIOUSLY
{And WHY does She keep referring
to Herself in the 3rd Person}

She's been Indulging in Way Too Much
Kitty Weed, Tiger Snacks -&- Chippendales

She Stumbled out of the gate and right back
To The Cat-House ... For the 2nd week in a row
Not to mention a visit on Supurrr Saturday
~TIGER DANCER~ ==== $14.70




Not faring much better ....
The Resident Speed-Demon
Must've gotten into the same Stash

The Lazy Cheetah
Remained at the back of the pack
Having a bit of a "Cat Fight" with Tiger Dancer
For the Key and Goodies of the Cat-House
But ALAS ... she was denied ...
By a few Tiger whiskers and .90 cents
~RUFFIAN~ ==== $15.60



Tho Tiger was the Victor of the Cat-House
She invited Ruff to partake in all of its offerings
No Fun partying alone





Just ahead of Ruff ... We find This Colt ...
Not quite Firing on ALL Cylinders today
Motoring along at the back of the pack
He's just Cruisin Along
~CRUZAN~ ==== $20.60




Up ahead by at least 3 lengths ... Another Colt
He appears to be Soaring Along
And Reciting Poetry to himself
Floating in on black feathery wings
~{DC}-RAVEN~ ==== $35.90




Another 2 lengths ahead we find This Filly
She's in a Battle with a Certain Familiar Colt
Both fighting for a Spot in the Top 4


With Jabs ... Hooks and Crosses Galore
This Switch-Hitter fought hard
But ultimately had to concede ... By $3.80
~THUNDER CAT~ === $44.90




THE TOP 4 ....
One is clearly so far ahead of the rest
The other 3 ... Fighting for a piece of the Pie




After his fierce battle with Thunder Cat
Bouncing along to the Sound of his own drum
Get it On ... Bang a Gong ... Get in On ....
Thee Energizer Bunny ... Stealing yet another Ring
4th ~BLUNNY~ ==== $48.70
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Another Epic BOTS Battle ensues for 2nd / 3rd


This Colt and Filly went for it
Paws to Paws ... Round and Round
Ending in the Judges decision and a loss by .60 cents
But catching the Bodacious Bouquet
3rd ~ROAMIN~ ==== $53.40
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Coming out On Top in this Battle ....


With many Furred and Feathery
Weapons in her Arsenal
2nd ~Dusty~ ==== $54.00




With her Purr-o-Meter on High from the start
This Filly Kitty had things all Her Own Way
Crossing the Finish Line ... Landing On All Fours
1st ~CATALINA~ ==== $82.00


**BOTS VICTORY -- A FILLY PURRR-FECTA
CATALINA WITH A SIDE OF DUSTY

**CONGRATS FILLY KITTYS**