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MIDWEEK MAYHEM = 3/25 *** RESULTS *** @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:44 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO THE RAVEN
THE COLT FLEW OUT OF THE GATE
NEVER CHALLENGED
FLYING PAST THE FINISH LINE BY DAYLIGHT

VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK

POST TIMES: 1 PM ET -- NOON CT -- 11 AM MT -- 10 AM PT

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE IS ROAMIN
WITH MILK BONE BISCUITS & VEGAS SHOWGIRLS
ALONG WITH THE CALCULATOR TO BRING THE DAY'S EVENT

IF FOR ANY REASON THE COLT IS UNABLE TO CALCULATE
THE RUFF ONE SHALL ROAR IN TO TALLY HO AND TALLY UP

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ :oops:

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM = 3/25 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:40 pm
by RUFFIAN
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM

TODAY WE ARE AT GULFSTREAM PARK IN FLORIDA
WHERE THE SUNSHINE MAY HELP BRIGHTEN THE SPIRIT

WITH LATE SCRATCHES OF ROAMIN, REAL QUIET & BRI
DEFENDING CHAMP, RAVEN, WILL HAVE 7 CAPRICIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO CLIP THE RAVEN WINGS BEFORE THE WIRE!

THE EBULLIENT EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD IS A TRIO OF
RUFFIAN ~ RAVEN & CRUZAN

A LENGTH BACK ARE TIGER DANCER + THUNDER CAT

A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
NOT FINDING THEIR BEST RUNNING ENERGY YET

CATALINA ~ BLUNNY ~ DUSTY

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

IT IS NOW TIGER DANCER ROARING HER WAY TO A HUGE LEAD

DEFENDING CHAMP RAVEN, FLYING STRONGLY IS NEXT
ABOUT TEN LENTHS BEHIND THE TIGER

CRUZAN IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY
THUNDER CAT MOVING ON WITH GOOD ENERGY

ANOTHER LENGTH BACK ARE RUFFIAN & CATALINA
AS BLUNNY & DUSTY HAVE NOT YET FOUND THEIR BEST STRIDE

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

TIGER DANCER CONTINUES TO ROAR IN THE LEAD

THE RAVEN IS FLYING WELL ALONG IN 2ND TRYING TO
CATCH THE RUNAWAY FELINE IN FRONT

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY NOT SO ENERGIZED TODAY IS NEXT

CATALINA IS ANOTHER 4 LENGTHS BEHIND 'THE BUNNY'

ANOTHER GAP BACK TO RUFFIAN
APPARENTLY WITH NO CHEETAH-POWER TODAY
FOLLOWED BY A TARDY TURTLE TEMPO TRAILING DUSTY

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

TIGER DANCER IN FULL COMMAND OF THE RACE LEADS THE WAY

DEFENDING CHAMP, RAVEN, ALL OUT, BEGINNING TO FLY HIGH
GAINING GROUND IN FULL FIERCE FLIGHT TRYING TO CATCH THE TIGER

CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT NECK & NECK IN THEIR OWN BATTLE
FOR THE ''BODACIOUS BOUQUET'' OR ''THE PRECIOUS''

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
WITH LITTLE CHANCE AT ANY MOOHLAH TODAY

BLUNNY ~ CATALINA ~ RUFFIAN & DUSTY

SUDDENLY RAVEN HAS SPROUTED WINGS AS ONLY A RAVEN CAN
IN A LAST DESPERATE DETERMINED FLIGHT OF POWER
TRYING TO CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TAIL

HE IS SOARING WITH A SPECTACULAR SURGE OF SPEED
BUT WILL IT BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE?

THE ANSWER & THE WIRE CAME TOO SOON FOR THE RAVEN
AS THE DANCING TIGER SASHAYED ACROSS THE FINISH LINE

THE DEFENDING CHAMP MUST SETTLE FOR RUNNER UP BRIDES-MAN

CRUZAN BY THE SLIMMEST OF WHISKERS, IS 3RD

THUNDER CAT JUST MISSING THE BOUQUET, STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CALCULATING CAT IN CHARGE
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

BECAUSE CATNIP & CALCULATORS MAY BE UNRELIABLE

TIGER DANCER = $56.90
* Roaring From Gate To Wire

{{DC}} RAVEN = $49.60
* Fierce Flight Final Furlong!

CRUZAN = $38.10
* Good Effort ~ Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

THUNDER CAT = $37.20
* Heads To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'

$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$

BLUNNY = $24.0

CATALINA = $19.90

RUFFIAN = $11.20

DUSTY = $3
Cat House Awaits With Fresh Catnip & Meow Mix

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FLORIDA FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY
AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY
GOOD HEALTH ~ PEACE OF MIND AND HEART