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CONGRATS TO THE CANDESCENT CHEETAH ~ aka RUFFIAN
WHOSE WHITE HOT SPEED ALMOST SET A NEW TRACK RECORD

THIS WEEK IS SUPURRR STAKES SATURDAY!
* PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE FORMAT WHICH IS DIFFERENT *

* THE 1st STAKES ON YOUR ENTRY IS *NOT THE CONTEST POST TIME

WE WILL BE DOING THE FOLLOWING RACES
HOWEVER THE POST TIME WILL *NOT BE THE AQUEDUCT RACE
*** WHICH IS FIRST IN YOUR SS ENTRY! ***

* POST TIME IS SANTA ANITA RACE #4 = SAN CARLOS @ 1 PM PACIFIC

* ENTRY POST TIMES: 4 PM ET -- 3 PM CT -- 2 PM MT -- 1 PM PT

: ***** RACE ORDER OF ENTRY *****

AQUEDUCT:
RACE 7 = STYMIE
RACE 8 = TOM FOOL
RACE 9 = BUSHER INVITATIONAL
RACE 10 - GOTHAM

SANTA ANITA :

RACE 4 = SAN CARLOS @ 1 PM PACIFIC: ENTRY POSTING TIME!!!
RACE 5 = KILROE MILE
***** DO NOT INCLUDE RACE #6
RACE 7 = CHINA DOLL
RACE 8 = SAN FELIPE
***** DO NOT INCLUDE RACE #9
RACE 10 = SANTA ANITA HANDICAP

TAMPA BAY DERBY: RACE #11

RACE 11: LAMBHOLM SOUTH TAMPA BAY DERBY

PLEASE BE SURE TO POST ENTRY BY LISTED DEADLINE TIMES
BUT HAVE YOUR ENTRY AS AQU // SANTA ANITA // TAMPA BAY

SHOULD BE QUITE AN EXCITING DAY WITH SOME RACES
HAVING KENTUCKY DERBY IMPLICATIONS WITH BONUS POINTS!

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
AND THEN SEE = DQ

RESULTS COMPLETE WITH AMAZING GRAPHICS CAN BE SEEN AT THOROUGHBRED RACING FANS.COM // HANDICAP FORUM THE BASIC RESULTS WITHOUT GRAPHICS AS FOLLOWS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
OUR SIMULCAST TAKES US TO AQUEDUCT, SANTA ANITA & TAMPA BAY

WITH THE CLOCKS 'SPRINGING AHEAD' ON SUNDAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE

"LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAIN"

HONORING THE 'TIME CHANGE' OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER
THE ULTIMATE TIME LORD OF ALL: DR WHO

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR DALEKS!

WITH THE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET, DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN
WILL HAVE ELEVEN CONNIVING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
A REPEAT RAMBUNCTIOUS ROARING 'CHEETAH' AT THE WIRE

WE ALSO WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME BACK PEEPTOAD
RETURNING TODAY AFTER A LONG LAY OFF
WONDERFUL TO SEE HER LEAPING INTO THE GATE AGAIN!

THE DAZZLING DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO ROCK

AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE 'TIME WARP' STAKES

RAVEN HAS FLOWN AWAY FROM THE FIELD WITH AMAZING
SPEED LEAVING THE REST IN HIS FLIGHT PATH TO THE TURN

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

RAVEN CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
BUT NOW IS JOINED BY CATALINA & BLUNNY

THIS SPEEDY TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY
THUNDER CAT, TIGER DANCER, PEEPTOAD & RUFFIAN

WAY FAR BACK IN ANOTHER 'TIME ZONE'
ROAMIN ~ CRUZAN ~ BRI ~ POST TIME MIKE & DUSTY

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

RAVEN STILL FLYING HIGH
CATALINA RIGHT THERE WITH HIM
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' HOPPING RIGHT ALONG

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
WHO SEEM TO BE STRUGGLING WITH THE TRACK TODAY

A TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP ACROSS THE TRACK IS STILL FAR BACK

PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT ~ TIGER DANCER ~ ROAMIN ~ RUFFIAN ~ BRI

EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE DUSTY ~ CRUZAN & POST TIME MIKE

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

THE TENACIOUS TRIO CONTINUE TO SHOW THE WAY
RAVEN ~ CATALINA & THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'

BUT SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES
AS SOMEONE IS FLYING UP THE RAIL AT TIME WARP SPEED

YES INDEED ~ RUFFIAN HAS GIVEN THE CUE TO HER ''INNER-CHEETAH''
PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER FROM ANOTHER TIME ZONE

BUT JUST AS ALL EYES ARE WATCHING THE DEFENDING CHAMP
ANOTHER HUGE SCREAM ERUPTS FROM THE CROWD AS NOW
CATALINA CAN WAIT NO LONGER AND ROARS PAST RAVEN
TO TAKE COMMAND OF THE LEAD HEADING TO THE WIRE

BY OPEN DAYLIGHT ~ CATALINA COMING OFF ANOTHER WIN
IN HER LAST RACE, LEAVES THE RAVEN WITH BRIDESMAID WINGS

THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' HOPS STRONGLY ENOUGH INTO 3RD

DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, WITH COLOSSAL CHEETAH SPEED
HEADS TO THE SHIRE INSTEAD OF THE PENTHOUSE
TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

{{REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CALCULATING-CAT-IN-CHARGE}}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

CATALINA = $93.40
* Speed From Another Time Zone

RAVEN = $65.70
* High Flying First Half ~ Fluttering In Final Furlongs
BridesMan Of The Time Warp

BLUNNY = $64.80
* Hops High To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

{{DC}} RUFFIAN = $57.50
* Snail Speed 1st Half ~ Cheetah Power To Steal 'The Precious'
Off To The Shire With Dr Who In The Tardis

$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$

PEEPTOAD = $35.90

THUNDER CAT = $33.10

TIGER DANCER = $32.90

ROAMIN = $31.30

BRI = $21.70

DUSTY = $13.20

CRUZAN = $7.30

POST TIME MIKE = $2.80
*Appeared To Be Trying For A Golden Goose Egg For Dinner!

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND SUPURR SATURDAY FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME

AND REMINDING EVERYONE TO LEAP INTO SPRINGTIME SUNDAY
CLOCKS SPRING AHEAD