GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS AT SAM HOUSTON RACE PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS THE BOTS CHALLENGE
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FEISTY FILLYS VS: CLEVER CANTANKEROUS COLTS
*** OUR SPECIAL EVENT OF THE DAY IS ***
THE ''HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROAMIN'' STAKES
WITH LATE SCRATCHES OF BRI, RAVEN & REAL QUIET ~
DEFENDING CHAMP, THE 'CRUISIN' CRUZAN' WILL HAVE 7
CAPABLE CHALLENGERS TRYING TO STOP A REPEAT ROMP
THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AWAY IN A FLASH OF FIREY FRISKYNESS IS DUSTY
LEAVING THE REST IN A FLURRY OF DUST
ROAMIN IS AWAY QUICKLY ALSO AND NOW JUST 3 LENGTHS
BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY BLUNNY
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK IS THE FELINE DUO OF
RUFFIAN STILL SEARCHING FOR HER ''INNER-CHEETAH''
AND TIGER DANCER DOING THE SLOW SNAIL SAMBA, SO FAR
THUNDER CAT IS ON THE MOVE UP THE RAIL GAINING GROUND
AS CATALINA TRAILS THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
DUSTY CONTINUES TO LEAD THE WAY
TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY FOUND HER 'INNER-ROAR'
MOVING UP QUICKLY ON THE FAST FILLY IN FRONT
CRUZAN ALSO HAS HIS MOJO IN HIGH GEAR JOINING TIGER DANCER
AS THIS DUO IS PLAYING CATCH-HER-IF-U-CAN WITH DUSTY
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' FINALLY FOUND HIS HIPPITY-HOP MOJO
NOW JOINING CRUZAN AND TIGER DANCER
3 ACROSS THE TRACK IN A LINE, ALL TRYING TO CATCH THE DUSTY-ONE
THUNDER CAT CONTINUES TO MOVE UP
IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO ROAMIN ~ CATALINA & RUFFIAN
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
DUSTY WITH ANOTHER WHIRLWIND OF SPEED & POWER IS
INCREASING HER LEAD WITH A FERVENT FILLY FRENZY
TIGER DANCER, CRUZAN & BLUNNY LOSING GROUND QUICKLY
THUNDER CAT WITHIN A LENGTH OF THAT TRIO IS NEXT
AT THE BACK IT IS ROAMIN, CATALINA & RUFFIAN VYING FOR
EITHER A DOG HOUSE OR CAT HOUSE KEY
NO DOUBT AT ALL WHO TAKES HOME THE BOTS GLORY TODAY
DUSTY WINS BY DAYLIGHT FOR THE FILLYS
TIGER DANCER BY A WILD WISPY WHISKER IS THE BRIDESMAID
DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
AS BLUNNY ONCE AGAIN HEADS TO HIS '2ND HOME'
AKA: THE SHIRE TO STEAL THE PRECIOUS
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
''HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROAMIN'' STAKES
{{REPORT ALL $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CALCULATOR-CAT}}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
DUSTY = $81.60
* GATE TO WIRE FOR BOTS GLORY
TIGER DANCER = $51.80
* Snail Start ~ Fierce Final Furlongs
{{DC}} CRUZAN = $50.40
* Almost A BridesMan
BLUNNY $49.90
* Prefers The Golden Ring To The Flowers As Usual
$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$
THUNDER CAT = $45.80
ROAMIN = $31.40
CATALINA = $30.80
RUFFIAN = $29.60
* Holding On To The Cat House Key With Fierce Filly Fervency
Catnip, Cat Chow, Anchovies & Chippendale Dancers! MEOW!
WE NOW BID YOU A ROUSING YEE HAW FROM TEXAS
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
