GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE RUNNING AT SAM HOUSTON RACE TRACK
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE BOTS CHALLENGE
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
DOIN THE 'TEXAS-2-STEP'
FEARLESS FILLYS VS CANTANKEROUS COLTS
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, WILL HAVE 8 CONTENTIOUS
CHALLENGERS ALL TRYING TO STOP ANOTHER FELINE FINISH!
THE NIMBLE NINE ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO 'TEXAS-2-STEP'
LIKE TWIN ROCKETS HEADING TO MARS ~
A DAZZLING DUO OF SPEED & POWER
HAVE LEFT THE FIELD WONDERING
IF THEIR OWN GATE HAD MALFUNCTIONED
AS CRUZAN & BRI ARE ALONE IN THE LEAD HEADING TO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
BRI NOW HAS SEPARATED HERSELF FROM CRUZAN
THE FREAKISHLY FAST FILLY IS ALONE ON THE LEAD BY 6 LENGTHS
OVER CRUZAN WHO IS STILL FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS
IT'S AT LEAST 21 LENGTHS BACK TO THE REST!
THUNDER CAT IS NEXT ~ SEEING HER REPEAT CHANCES
DISAPPEARING IN THE DISTANCE FAR AHEAD OF HER
ANOTHER LENGTH BACK ARE DUSTY AND THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY
WHO SO FAR HAS NOT FOUND HIS ENERGIZER BATTERY CHARGER!
ROAMIN & CATALINA ARE NEXT
FOLLOWED BY A LETHARGIC RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER
WHO ARE DOING A DIFFERENT VERSION OF THE BIG-CAT-DIARY
THE ''TEXAS TURTLE TANGO ''
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
BRI CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
BUT CRUZAN IS MOUNTING ANOTHER COMBATIVE CHALLENGE
GAINING ON THE FRONT RUNNING FRISKY FILLY WITH EVERY STRIDE
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' SUDDENLY FOUND HIS BEST "HOPPING-MOJO"
AND IS MOVING UP QUICKLY BUT STILL FAR BACK
DEFENDING CHAMP THUNDER CAT IS NEXT
NOW 'ROARING' NOT JUST PURRING ALONG & JOINING BLUNNY
DUSTY, ROAMIN & CATALINA FINALLY GOT INTERESTED IN RUNNING
BUT THAT TRIO IS AT LEAST 30 LENGTHS BACK
RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER CONTINUE TO SHUFFLE ALONG AT A
SNAIL-SAMBA PACE, IN A TOTALLY SEPARATE RACE OF THEIR OWN
BATTLE FOR THE CAT HOUSE KEY!
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
BRI STARTING TO LOOK A LITTLE LEG WEARY BUT STILL LEADS THE WAY
CRUZAN HOT-TO-TROT ON FIRE IGNITING A MATCH RACE NOW
INSTEAD OF A RUNAWAY BY THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY IN FRONT
~ NOW RIGHT AT HER TAIL!
SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET WITH ALL EYES
LOOKING AT THE BACK OF THE TRACK
WHAT COULD BE CAUSING ALL THE FRUCKUS
IT IS RUFFIAN WHO HAS CUED HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
TO FORGET THE CAT HOUSE AND
RUN FOR THE PENTHOUSE PURRR VICTORY INSTEAD!
OMG! THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY IS PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
FROM ANOTHER TIME ZONE OF 30+ LENGTHS ~
AT LIGHTING FAST SPEED JUST LIKE HER NAMESAKE: THE CHEETAH
BUT IS IT TOO LITTLE - TOO LATE - TOO FAR
AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT, IT IS CRUZAN WHO HAS FOUND
HIS OWN PEGASUS WINGS AND HAS FLOWN RIGHT ON BY BRI
TAKING COMPLETE COMMAND OF THE LEAD AND THE RACE!
BRI APPEARS TO BE IN SHOCK & AWE AS CRUZAN FLIES BY
BUT HER SHOCK IS DOUBLED AS RUFFIAN ALSO PASSES HER BY
SEEING HER ONCE SUPURR IMPRESSIVE LEAD DISAPPEARING INTO
THE DISTANCE WITH CRUZAN & RUFFIAN HEADING TO THE WIRE
CRUZAN ALL ALONE BY DAYLIGHT CROSSES THE FINISH LINE WITH AN IMPRESSIVE AWESOME AMAZING SURGE OF SUPER-SONIC-SPEED
*** WINNING BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS! ***
RUFFIAN EQUALLY IMPRESSIVE IN THE FINAL FURLONGS FROM
A FAR DISTANT LAST TO A 2nd PLACE BRIDESMAID FINISH!
A ZENYATTA #20 TYPE FINISH
BRI WITH SUCH A COMMANDING LEAD FROM THE START SHOULD
STILL BE HAPPY WITH HER EBULLIENT EFFORT TODAY
AS SHE CATCHES THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET' IN 3rd
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY ONCE AGAIN WILL HEAD TO THE SHIRE
TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' LEAVING MANY WONDERING
IF PERHAPS GOLLUM APPEARS IN HIS FAMILY TREE
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
TEXAS-2-STEP
REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFF-ENFORCER
{{
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net }}
CRUZAN = $156.80
* Impressive Gate To Wire ~ Exceptional Final Furlong!
Texas 2-Step Champ
RUFFIAN = $96
* OMG! A Zenyatta Late Run Just Like A 'Cheetah'
BRI = $65.20
* Excellent Performance
BLUNNY = $61
* Back Home Again To The Shire ~ Steal ''The Precious''
Should Rent A B+B Space!
$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$
{{DC}} THUNDER CAT = $59.60
* A Purrrring PurrrFormance
Just A Kitty Whisker Short Of ''The Precious''
CATALINA = $54.40
DUSTY = $39.20
ROAMIN = $27.60
TIGER DANCER = $13.60
*** REPEAT CAT HOUSE KEY! Doin The Snail Shuffle
WE NOW BID YOU GOOD EVENING FROM TEXAS
WISHING ALL A SAFE , SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
