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MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 11/20 *RESULTS* @ AQUEDUCT

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:14 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO THE 'DUSTY ONE'
THE FRISKY FELINE DUSTED OFF THE COMPETITION IMPRESSIVELY

VENUE CHOICE: AQUEDUCT

FEATURE EVENT

NOVEMBER 20TH IS 'ABSURDITY DAY'
SOME DAYS ARE TRUELY ILLOGICAL + SENSELESS
SO CELEBRATE IN SOME ABSURD MANNER ~ ILLOGICAL!
{A HOLIDAY MR SPOCK NEVER EVER HONORS!}

HONORING THIS HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
''ABSURDITY RULES!''
SO GET QUIRKY WITH YOUR QUEST TO WIN ENTRY

ALSO IT IS A BOTS DAY = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FLAMBOYANT FEARLESS FILLYS VS: CLEVER CONNIVING COLTS!

POST TIMES: 12:20 ET // 11:20 CT // 10:20 MT // 9:20 PT

$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$
CHOMPING ON DOG BISCUITS & RAWHIDE IS CRUZAN IN THE DOG HOUSE
IF HE GETS TOO SIDETRACKED BY THE VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS
THEN RUFFIAN SHALL GRAB THE CALCULATOR TO TALLY THE DAY


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
TO ERRR THEN SEE = DQ :shock:

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 11/20 @ AQUEDUCT

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:34 am
by RUFFIAN
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM @ AQUEDUCT
WHERE TODAY OUR FEATURE EVENT ON NATIONAL ABSURDITY DAY!
''ABSURDITY RULES!''

IT IS ALSO BOTS DAY: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FERVENT FRISKY FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS CLEVER COLTS

WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA & BRI
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY WILL HAVE 8 CONFIDENT CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT 'DUSTING' AT THE WIRE!

THE NIMBLE NINE ARE IN THE GATE AND READY TO RUN

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''ABSURDITY RULES'' STAKES

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY & ROAMIN ARE QUICK TO TAKE A SHORT LEAD
BUT IN A HEARTBEAT ~ THEIR LEAD IS GONE WITH THE WIND!

TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP HAVE LEFT THE FIELD IN THEIR WAKE
TAKING A HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER THE REST!

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

THE 'DYNAMIC DUO' STILL IN COMMAND OF A HUGE LEAD

ROAMIN & BLUNNY ARE 15 LENGTHS BACK
THAT PAIR ARE FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT

ANOTHER GAP BACK TO CRUZAN, RAVEN & DUSTY

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP, NECK + NECK IN COMPLETE COMMAND

ROAMIN & BLUNNY CONTINUE THE CHASE TO NO AVAIL
THUNDER CAT STARTING TO SHOW SPEED MOVING UP

RAVEN FINALLY HAS SPROUTED HIS WINGS BUT FAR BACK
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, SUDDENLY AWAKENED BUT
IT MAY BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE FOR A REPEAT VICTORY

RUFFIAN APPARENTLY LET HER INNER-CHEETAH STAY IN THE BARN

EVEN FARTHER BACK IS CRUZAN ~
BOUND & DETERMINED TO HOLD ONTO THE DOGHOUSE KEY

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP STRIDE FOR STRIDE
THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY + THE CONTENTIOUS COLT
NEITHER ONE GIVING UP OR GIVING IN!

A MATCH RACE OF DOMINATING DETERMINATION

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
WILL THIS BE A DEAD HEAT GIVING GLORY TO FILLYS + COLTS!

THE ANSWER CAME IN A SUDDEN BURST OF SMOKE
AS CIGARSHOP FINALLY DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH
TIME TO SHOW THIS FRISKY FILLY WHAT COLTS ARE GOOD FOR!
*** WINNING ***

WITH AN IMPRESSIVE SURGE OF SPEED & POWER
CIGARSHOP HAS WON THE DAY FOR COLT GLORY

$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
ABSURDITY RULES STAKES
{{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFF-ENFORCER}}
BECAUSE CATNIP + CALCULATOR = CONFUSION
{ RUFFIAN333@webtv.net }

CIGARSHOP = $89
* King Of Absurdity Champ

TIGER DANCER = $67.80
* Recalcitrant Roar In Defeat!

ROAMIN = $57.60
* Good Effort To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

BLUNNY = $55.40
* This Bunny Just Loves To Hop To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'
For Some Odd Reason, His Fave Place For Adventure!

$$$ ALSO RAN $$$

THUNDER CAT = $49.60

RAVEN = $32.10

{{DC}} DUSTY = $30.20
*Good Late Effort Final Furlongs

RUFFIAN = $28.70

CRUZAN = $16
Heads To Ye Ole Dog House For Milk Bone Biscuits & Showgirl Dancers
This Colt Seems To Intentionally Go There! Can't Imagine Why!

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM AQUEDUCT
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY