GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY WE ARE AT AQUEDUCT RACETRACK
FEATURE EVENT
''BC HANGOVER HOOPLA'' :-\
{ THE WEEK AFTER THE HIGHS OF BREEDERS CUP }
WITH THE SCRATCH OF CIGARSHOP, DEFENDING CHAMP, PEEPTOAD
WILL HAVE 11 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
ANOTHER LAUDABLE ''LEAP'' INTO THE WINNER CIRCLE
THE DAUNTLESS DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'BC HANGOVER HOOPLA'
LIKE A STREAK OF LIGHTNING, IT IS DUSY DUSTING OFF THE FIELD
TAKING A HUGE LEAD HEADING INTO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
DUSTY CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
ROAMIN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ CRUZAN + BRI ARE NEXT
BUT STILL FAR BACK
IT SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO PEEPTOAD, BLUNNY & CATALINA
FOLLOWED BY THE EARLY TRAILERS OF RAVEN, THUNDER CAT
RUFFIAN AND TIGER DANCER
SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS UP ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING
LIKE A PACK OF HOWLER MONKEYS!
ALL EYES ARE LOOKING AWAY FROM THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY
TO A PAIR OF SUPER-SONC SPEEDSTERS FLYING UP THE TRACK
IT'S DEFENDING CHAMP PEEPTOAD & CRUZAN
PASSING EVERYONE IN THEIR WAY ~ CRUSIN' RIGHT ON BY DUSTY
WHO APPEARS TO BE IN SHOCK & AWE LIKE THE FANS WATCHING!
DUSTY IS NEXT BUT NOW 15 LENGTHS BACK!
THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE EVEN FARTHER BACK THAN DUSTY
CATALINA, BLUNNY, ROAMIN, POST TIME MIKE & BRI
TRAILING THE FIELD ARE
RUFFIAN, THUNDER CAT, TIGER DANCER, RAVEN
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
WITH YET ANOTHER MONSTER MOVE, PEEPTOAD HAS LEAPED
INTO A HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER CRUZAN
BUT SUDDENLY ONCE AGAIN THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET
BECAUSE THIS TIME, IT IS A ROARING TIGER DANCER AND
A RAMBUNCTIOUS ROAMIN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT PASSING
ONE AFTER ANOTHER WITH ONLY PEEPTOAD & CRUZAN TO CONQUER
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
SUPER SONIC SPEED AT THE FRONT
TRAILING TURTLE TEMPO BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FOURSOME!
DEFENDING CHAMP, PEEPTOAD, NOW MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE RACE
ROAMIN SUDDENLY INTO 'OVERDRIVE' PASSING CRUZAN!
TIGER DANCER DANCING TO THE BEAT OF HER OWN DRUM IS NEXT
POST TIME MIKE FINALLY FINDING HIS BEST STRIDE MOVING UP FAST
THUNDER CAT IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY DUSTY WHOSE EARLIER
SPEEDY MOMENTUM HAS DWINDLED INTO DOLDRUMS
CATALINA IS RIGHT THERE WITH DUSTY FOLLOWED BY BRI
RUFFIAN IS ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK SHOWING NO SIGNS
THAT SHE LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' COME WITH HER TODAY
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' LEFT HIS BATTERY CHARGER AT THE BARN
AND RAVEN MUST HAVE HAD A 'WING-CLIPPING' AS HE TRAILS THE FIELD
PEEPTOAD ALL ALONE AT THE FRONT ASSURING HER DEVOTED FANS
{MANY OF WHOM APPEAR TO BE WEARING KERMIT-THE-FROG HATS}
THAT A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE FOLKS!
PEEPTOAD HAS REWARDED HER DEDICATED FANS TODAY
LEAVING ALL CHALLENGERS IN HER WONDROUS WAKE
PICKING UP THE LEFTOVER PIECES OF THE PURSE
NO 'BC HANGOVER' FOR THIS FLAMBOYANT FILLY TODAY!
REPEATING HER 'LEAPING' WAYS TO RUN FOR THE 3-PEAT NEXT TIME
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
''BC HANGOVER HOOPLA''
{{ Report All $$ Objections To RuffZilla @
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net }}
Because Catnip, Chippendale Dancers + Calculator = Confusion
{{DC}} PEEPTOAD = $184 {Bombs Away Babe!}
* Leaping To Victory With Fierce Fervent Flashy Finesse!
ROAMIN = $118.10 ~ {Bombs Bridesmaid}
* Winning Effort On Any Other Day But Not Trying To OutLeap A Peeptoad!
CRUZAN = $90.10
* Crusin' With Power To Catch An Impressive Bodacious Bouquet
TIGER DANCER = $88
* Snail Speed Start ~ Tenacious Tiger Final Furlongs!
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
POST TIME MIKE = $62.80
THUNDER CAT = $58.70
DUSTY = $46.60
CATALINA = $45.90
BRI = $40
RUFFIAN = $36.40
BLUNNY = $29.10
RAVEN = $27.10
* Mmmmmmmmmm ~ A Bird In The Dog House!
Does That Mean A 'Bird-Dog'
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WE NOW BID YOU A GLORIOUS GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
