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MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 10/2 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA GRAND

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:46 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO ROAMIN
THE CONFIDENT CAPABLE COLT MOVED LIKE A SEMI DOWN THE HIGHWAY PASSING ALL IN HIS WAY TO GET TO THE DESTINATION 1st

VENUE CHOICE: INDIANA GRAND *R1---8*
*** DO NOT INCLUDE R9 {Quarter Horses} IN YOUR ENTRY ***

FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES

FRISKY FIERCE FILLYS VS: COURAGEOUS CLEVER COLTS

POST TIMES: 2:15 ET // 1:15 CT // 12:15 MT // 11:15 PT

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IN THE DOG HOUSE AMIDST BISCUITS & SHOWGIRLS IS CRUZAN
BUT IF HE OVERDOES ON EITHER ONE AND CANNOT CALCULATE
THEN RUFFIAN SHALL ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT THE DAY'S RECAP

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 10/2 @ INDIANA GRAND

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 12:31 pm
by RUFFIAN
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AT INDIANA GRAND RACECOURSE

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS THE BOTS CHALLENGE
FRISKY FIERCE FILLYS VS CONTENTIOUS CLEVER COLTS
TODAY THE SCALES ARE BALANCED WITH 4 EACH

DEFENDING COLT CHAMP, ROAMIN WILL HAVE 7 CREDIBLE CHALLENGERS ALL TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER TRIP
TO THE WINNER CIRCLE

THE ENTHUSIASTIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUMBLE!

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BOTS BATTLE!

LIKE A PAIR OF TWIN JETS, ROAMIN & TIGER DANCER LEAVE
THE FIELD WONDERING IF THEIR GATES MALFUNCTIONED AS
THE DARING DUO HAVE LEFT THE FIELD FAR BEHIND

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

IT IS NOW TIGER DANCER WITH A NOSE IN FRONT OF ROAMIN

13 LENGTHS BACK IS RUFFIAN FOLLOWED BY CIGARSHOP

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE DUSTY, THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY
AND MEANDERING ALONG IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE IS CRUZAN

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

SUDDENLY IT IS ROAMIN SURGING WITH SUPERSONIC SPEED TO
PULL AHEAD OF TIGER DANCER WHO SPOOKED AT SOMETHING
ON THE TRACK, LOSING HER EARLIER MOMENTUM

CIGARSHOP STARTING TO PICK UP HIS PACE
ALONG WITH DUSTY WHO NOW IS NECK & NECK WITH CIGARSHOP

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD

THUNDER CAT, RUFFIAN & BLUNNY ARE 15 LENGTHS BACK
AS CRUZAN CONTINUES TO DAWDLE ALONG WITH NO APPARENT
INTEREST IN RUNNING TODAY WITH MORE INTEREST
ON THE INFIELD PARTY

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

TIGER DANCER HAS RESUMED HER FOCUS AND AGAIN IS
NECK AND NECK WITH ROAMIN AS THESE 2 NOW ARE IN A
BODACIOUS BOTS BATTLE TO THE WIRE

TIGER DANCER TRYING TO BRING HOME FILLY FAME
ROAMIN HOPING TO GAIN GLORY FOR THE COLTS

CIGARSHOP & DUSTY IN A TIGHT FIGHT FOR THE BOUQUET
WITH THE OTHER ONE STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS'

THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE TOO FAR BACK TO BRING BACK THE BUCKS

WITHOUT WARNING, DEFENDING CHAMP FINALLY DECIDING HE
HAS HAD ENUFF OF THIS PESKY FILLY CHALLENGING HIS REPEAT
AND WITH ONE HUGE SURGE OF SPEED HAS DECIDED THE DAY

ROAMIN NOT ONLY REPEATS A VICTORY
BUT GAINS GLORY FOR THE COLTS AT THE SAME TIME

TIGER DANCER WITH AN IMPRESSIVE LATE RALLY LOOKING
DECIDEDLY DISAPPOINTED AT NOT WINNING FOR THE FILLYS
IS A CLEAR CUT BRIDESMAID TODAY

BY A WISP OF SMOKE, CIGARSHOP HOLDS ON TO CATCH THE BOUQUET
AS DUSTY HEADS TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE COLTS BOTS VICTORY

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*Catnip & Calculator Not Always Reliable Results!*

{{DC}} ROAMIN = $71.50
*Huge Effort Gate To Wire: 3 Peat Challenge Ahead

TIGER DANCER = $58.20
*Equally Impressive From The Start ~ BOTS Bridesmaid

CIGARSHOP = $44.60
*Strong Second Half To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

DUSTY = $43.50
* Just Misses The Bouquet, But Enuff To Steal 'The Precious'

$$$ ALSO RAN $$$

THUNDER CAT = $29.70

RUFFIAN = $25.40

BLUNNY = $21.10

CRUZAN = $0
*REPEAT GOLDEN GOOSE EGG! #3 For The Year! :o
Enuff For An Expensive Omelette!

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM INDIANA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME