GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY WE ARE COMING TO YOU FROM PARX RACECOURSE
WHERE IT IS PENNSYLVANIA DERBY DAY
WE HAVE A RARE TREAT TODAY AS PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL
WHO RESIDES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND IS DEFINITELY
THE MOST FAMOUS GROUNDHOG IN THE WORLD ~
HAS COME HERE FOR A VISIT ~ NOT TO LOOK FOR A SHADOW
BUT INSTEAD, TO WATCH THE BIG PENNSYLVANIA DAY RACES
WITH THE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA ~ PEEPTOAD ~ RAVEN
DEFENDING CHAMPION, DUSTY, WILL HAVE 8 ENTHUSIASTIC
CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
ANOTHER HUMILIATING ''DUSTING'' AT THE WIRE
THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUMBLE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!
IT'S A SWIFT SPEEDY DUO DASHING TO AN EARLY LEAD
TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP, TAKE THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
O NO! TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY DISTRACTED
BY A FLOCK OF BIRDS IN THE INFIELD, LOST ALL HER MOMENTUM,
NOW DROPPING BACK DRASTICALLY
CIGARSHOP SO DISTRACTED BY WATCHING TIGER DANCER HAS
LOST THE LEAD TO THUNDER CAT WHO THUNDERED RIGHT ON BY!
THE FEARLESSLY FAST FILLY NOW IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD
CIGARSHOP REGAINING HIS FOCUS ON RUNNING IS NEXT
HE IS JOINED BY CRUZAN & BLUNNY AS THESE 3 COLTS KEEP TRYING
TO CATCH UP TO THE RUNAWAY FIERCELY FAST FILLY IN FRONT!
IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER ~ ROAMIN ~ DUSTY
AND EVEN FARTHER BACK TO A LETHARGIC POST TIME MIKE
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
THUNDER CAT CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
CIGARSHOP ALL OUT TRYING TO KEEP UP
ROAMIN STARTING TO SHOW ENERGY NOW MOVING UP QUICKLY
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY ALSO IS STEPPING UP HIS HIPPITY-HOP
THESE 3 COMPETITIVE COLTS ALL TRYING TO CATCH THE
''ROLLING THUNDER'' UP AHEAD, WITHOUT MUCH SUCCESS YET
CRUZAN & DEFENDING CHAMP DUSTY ARE NEXT
FOLLOWED BY POST TIME MIKE
WAY FAR BACK IS THE 'BIG CAT' DUO
RUFFIAN WHO MUST HAVE LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' SNOOZIN
AND TIGER DANCER WHO FORGOT HER 'TIGER-IN-THE-TANK' FUEL
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
THUNDER CAT CONTINUES TO ROAR ALONG
WITHOUT A CHALLENGER CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH HER
CIGARSHOP IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY ROAMIN I
WITH THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY TRYING TO MOVE UP
CRUZAN IS SEVERAL LENGTHS BEHIND THAT COLT TRIO
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, SHOWING NO ENERGY SEES
HER REPEAT CHANCES DISAPPEARING IN THE DISTANCE
POST TIME MIKE SEEMS TO DISLIKE THIS TRACK SURFACE
AND THE TURTLE TEMPO DUO OF TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN
FAR BACK IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE
AT THE WIRE IT'S ALL THE THUNDER CAT ALONE IN VICTORY
THE TRACK SPEAKERS NOW PLAYING MUSIC FOR THE WINNER
''AND THE THUNDER ROLLED'
CIGARSHOP A CLEAR BRIDESMAID TODAY
ROAMIN WITH GOOD LATE ENERGY CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
AND THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY HEADS TO THE SHIRE FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'
A PLACE THIS CAPRICIOUS COLT IS WELL FAMILIAR WITH AND LOVES!
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
{{ REPORT ALL $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFENFORCER }}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
THUNDER CAT = 97.60
*Exciting Energy Gate To Wire
CIGARSHOP = $67.20
*Excellent Effort Start To Finish
ROAMIN = $60.80
*Slow Start ~ Fast Final Furlongs
BLUNNY = $55
*Not Fully Charged Battery
But Enough To Steal 'The Precious'
$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$
CRUZAN = $41.40
{{DC}} DUSTY = $40.60
POST TIME MIKE = $33.80
TIGER DANCER = $24.80
RUFFIAN $24.40
*Catnip & Chippendales A Strong Incentive
Inviting Tiger Dancer In To Share The Goodies
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM PENNSYLVANIA
WISHING ALL A SAFE & SOBER NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
