GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE AT ARLINGTON RACETRACK
OUR FEATURE EVENT = BOTS aka BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FERVENT FRISKY FILLYS VS: CAGEY CONTENTIOUS COLTS
WITH THE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA & EL PRADO
DEFENDING COLT CHAMP, THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
ANOTHER WINNING HIPPITY-HOP AT THE WIRE!
THE ENERGIZED EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!
IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
BLUNNY ~ TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP
IT'S JUST A LENGTH BACK TO RUFFIAN & CRUZAN
FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT, DUSTY & ROAMIN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
THE ORIGINAL TRIO IN FRONT HAS NOW BECOME A LONE BUNNY
HOPPING ALONG IN THE LEAD WITH 4 ON HIS TAIL
CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT ~ CRUZAN & TIGER DANCER
IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN & DUSTY AND EVEN
FARTHER BACK IS ROAMIN WHO SO FAR, HAS NOT FOUND HIS ENERGY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IS POURING IT ON NOW
INCREASING HIS LEAD HOPPING ALONG WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD AS THERE IS NOBODY CLOSE ENOUGH TO PRESENT A CHALLENGE ~ YET
TIGER DANCER IS MOUNTING A WORTHWHILE THREAT MOVING UP
CIGARSHOP LOST SOME MOMENTUM ON THE TURN NOW RUNNING
JUST OFF THE TAIL OF TIGER DANCER, AND SEEMS TO BE SMILING
THUNDER CAT IS RIGHT AT THE NECK OF CIGARSHOP
IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN, CRUZAN, DUSTY
AS ROAMIN CONTINUES TO TRAIL, APPEARING TO BE SLUGGISH
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
DEFENDING CHAMP, 'HOP-A-LONG-BLUNNY', HAVING EVERYTHING HIS OWN WAY CONTINUES TO LEAD, IN ANTICIPATION OF A REPEAT ROMP
TIGER DANCER RUNNING WELL STAYING AHEAD OF CIGARSHOP
NOT APPRECIATING HIS HOT SNORTING BREATH ON HER TAIL!
CIGARSHOP & THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT
WITH A LONG WAY BACK TO RUFFIAN, CRUZAN, DUST & ROAMIN
HIPPITY HOPPING TO THE WIRE IN GRAND REPEAT STYLE IS BLUNNY
13 LENGTHS BACK WITH THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY IS TIGER DANCER
CIGARSHOP, WITH A GALLANT EFFORT,
TRYING TO CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TAIL
FALLS SHORT BY SEVERAL LENGTHS,
AND INSTEAD, CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET ~
THUNDER CAT IS OFF TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
THANKS TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
BOTS DAY GLORY GOES TO THE COLTS
AND NEXT TIME, BLUNNY WILL RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT!
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
{{ REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CATZILLA IN CHARGE }}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
{{DC}} BLUNNY = $74.40
(* 7 OF 8 #1's) OMG!
Impressive Gate To Wire
TIGER DANCER = $46.30
*Sometimes A Tiger Doesn't Catch A Bunny
Lucky For The Bunny!
CIGARSHOP = $39.60
*Just A Tad Slow To Catch A Tiger By The Tail
But Catches The Bodacious Bouquet As Compensation
THUNDER CAT = $36
*Just Misses Catching The Bouquet ~ Steals 'The Precious'
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
RUFFIAN = $27.20
CRUZAN = $22.80
DUSTY = $21
ROAMIN = $4.60
*** Heading To Ye Ole DOG HOUSE
Where The Milk Bone Biscuits Await
*** Along With The Calculator To Tally Next Week's Race
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
