GOOD EVENING & WELCO9ME TO LADIES NIGHT AT WOODBINE
AN ALL FILLYS AGENDA FOR OUR MIDWEEK MAYHEM
BUT ~ WILL A FILLY WIN THE DAY'S GLORY
OR A CONTENTIOUS COLT STEPS IN TO STEAL FILLY FUN & FAME ?
FEATURE EVENT: 'LADIES RULE' STAKES
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN WILL HAVE 8 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER ROAMIN-ROMP TO THE WIRE!
THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'LADIES RULE' STAKES
FLYING OUT OF THE GATE AS IF THEY HAD FIRECRACKERS
ATTACHED TO THEIR HOOVES ARE DUSTY & BLUNNY
LEAVING THE REST OF THE RUNNERS FAR BACK AND
WONDERING IF THEIR GATE HAD MALFUNCTIONED?
TIGER DANCER QUICKLY HAS ROARED UP TO JOIN THE FRONT
RUNNING DUO LEADING THE STRAGGLERS INTO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
DUSTY & BLUNNY INCREASING THEIR SPEED EVEN MORE
NOW HAVE LEFT TIGER DANCER 'TWISTING' IN THE WIND
AS CRUZAN HAS JOINED THE DANCING TIGER BUT THIS DUO
ARE AT LEAST 13 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING PAIR
THUNDER CAT IS ANOTHER 11 LENGTHS BACK
EVEN FARTHER BACK IS CIGARSHOP NOT 'SMOKIN' YET
AT THE BACK DOING THE TURTLE-TEMPO-TANGO IS THE 3-R-SQUAD
ROAMIN ~ RAVEN & RUFFIAN
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
DUSTY & BLUNNY CONTINUE TO LEAD THE WAY
THUNDER CAT NOW IS ON THE MOVE GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
TIGER DANCER IS RIGHT THERE AS THESE 2 FRISKY FILLYS ARE
CUTTING INTO THE LENGTHY LEAD SET BY THE DUO IN FRONT
CIGARSHOP FINALLY HAS LIT HIS FIRE SMOKIN UP THE RAIL
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, IS NEXT BUT NOT FINDING HIS
WINNING WAYS STRIDE YET ~ NOT GAINING ON THE LEADERS
CRUZAN JOINS ROAMIN NOW, FOLLOWED BY A LETHARGIC
RAVEN WHO IS NOT FLYING HIGH TODAY AND RUFFIAN WHO
APPARENTLY LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' SNOOZIN AT THE BARN
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
DUSTY JUST A HALF LENGTH IN FRONT OF THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
AS THESE 2 ARE LOCKED IN A BODACIOUS BATTLE FOR THE VICTORY
THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER ROARING JUST ANOTHER LENGTH BACK
THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE LIKELY OUT OF THE MONEY
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
DUSTY ALL OUT TRYING TO BRING HOME FILLY GLORY ON LADIES NIGHT
BLUNNY DOING ALL HE CAN TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING!
COLT EGO ON THE LINE!
THUNDER CAT NOW NIPPING AT THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' TAIL
TIGER DANCER STAYING STRONG
CAN THE FEARLESS FEISTY FILLY TAKE THE 'LADIES RULE' STAKES
INDEED SHE CAN!
JUST BY A FEW 'DUSTY WHISKERS'
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS A STRONG 2ND
JUST A HIPPITY-HOP AWAY FROM STEALING FILLY GLORY
THUNDER CAT CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
TIGER DANCER HEADS TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH: LADIES RULE STAKES $$$$$
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DUSTY = $76.20
*Gate To Wire 'Dusting' Off The Field!
BLUNNY = $71.40
*Excellent Energized Effort
THUNDER CAT = $67
*Bodacious Bouquet Worthy
TIGER DANCER = $64.90
*Supurrr Start ~ Faltering Final Furlong
Heads To The Shire To Confront Gollum ~ & Steal 'The Precious'
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
CIGARSHOP = $52.10
{{DC}} ROAMIN = $41.50
CRUZAN = $40
RAVEN = $30.10
RUFFIAN = $14.20
*Canadian Mounties Diverted Her Attention!
Cat House Awaits With Catnip & Chippendales
Perhaps She Can Convince Them To Be On Horseback?
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY
