Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

CONGRATS TO THE DANCING TIGER
WHO DID HER TEMPESTUOUS 2-STEP
PURRRING ALL THE WAY TO THE WIRE
DEPRIVING ROAMIN OF A REPEAT ROMP

VENUE CHOICE: WOODBINE
FEATURE EVENT

''FIRECRACKER FROLIC'' STAKES

IT IS ALSO A BATTLE OF THE SEXES DAY
WHICH HAPPENS THE 1ST + 3RD WEDNESDAY
FIERCE FERVENT FILLYS VS: COURAGEOUS CLEVER COLTS!

POST TIMES: 6:45 ET // 5:45 CT // 4:45 MT // 3:45 PT

SCOREKEEPER

FROM YE OLE DOG HOUSE WE WILL HAVE A SPECAL TREAT
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WILL BE REPORTING THE RESULTS
WITH CARROTS & CALCULATOR IN FLUFFY PAW
MILK BONE BISCUITS ~ RAWHIDE & VEGAS SHOWGIRLS AS WELL

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY DO IT WRONG & ERRR
THEN WHINE TO SEE = DQ
{THAT AIN'T DAIRY QUEEN}

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE AT WOODBINE RACETRACK IN CANADA

OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE = BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FEARSOME FRISKY FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS CAPABLE COLTS

DEFENDING CHAMP, THE TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER
WILL HAVE TEN CANTANKEROUS CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
A REPEAT RAUCOUS REPEAT OF TIGER DANCING TO VICTORY

THE EXUBERANT ELEVEN ARE IN THE GATE

AND AWAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE!

IT'S A FIERY FAST TRIO OUT FOR A HUGE LEAD HEADING TO THE TURN
RAVEN ~ EL PRADO & ROAMIN

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

OF THE 3 LEAVING THE GATE WITH A HUGE LEAD ~
ONLY EL PRADO CONTINUES TO MAINTAIN SUPER SPEED
BOTH ROMIN & RAVEN ALMOST CLIPPING HEELS ON THE TURN,
LOSE MOMENTUM, DROPPING BACK
AS THE FRISKY FILLY LEAVES THE 2 COLTS IN HER WAKE

DUSTY & THUNDER CAT ARE NOW MOVING UP PASSING THE 2 COLTS
BUT NOT CLOSE TO THE ENERGETIC EL PRADO IN FRONT ~

ROAMIN IS NEXT RIGHT AT THE TAILS OF DUSTY & THUNDER CAT

IT'S 10 LENGTHS BACK TO RAVEN

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN & BLUNNY

TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE THE STRAGGLERS
DEFENDING CHAMP ~ TIGER DANCER, CIGARSHOP AT HER TAIL
AND A STRUGGLING RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY HAS FORGOTTEN
TO AWAKE HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SPEED YET

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

EL PRADO STARTING TO FALTER LOSING GROUND QUICKLY AS NOW
IT IS A FIERCELY FAST ROAMIN, REGAINING HIS EARLY MOMENTUM,
RIGHT AT THE TAIL OF THE FILLY IN F RONT

THUNDER CAT & DUSTY CONTINUE MOVING WELL ARE NEXT

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK IT'S A QUICK QUARTET OF
THE NOT SO ENERGIZED-BLUNNY ~ CRUZAN ~ CIGARSHOP ~ RAVEN

FAR BACK IS THE NOT SO DYNAMIC DUO OF RUFFIAN
AND DEFENDING CHAMPION, TIGER DANCER,
WHOSE DANCE IS MORE LIKE A SLOW-STEPPIN-SAMBA

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

ROAMIN PASSING EL PRADO & NOW IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD

EL PRADO, NOT GIVING UP OR GIVING IN IS NEXT BUT FAR BACK
THUNDER CAT & DUSTY IN A BATTLE FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'

AT THE WIRE THERE IS NO DOUBT WHO GETS THE BOTS VICTORY!

A RECALCITRANT RAMBUNCTIOUS ROAMIN RACES TO THE WIRE 1st

EL PRADO DETERMINEDLY HOLDS ON FOR 2nd
A PHOTO FOR THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET GOES TO THUNDER CAT
DUSTY STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS' FROM GOLLUM!

$$$$$ OFFICIAL RESULTS OF THE BOTS $$$$$
{{ SUBMIT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFZILLA }}
( RUFFIAN333@webtv.net )
(( CATS & CATNIP ON CALCULATORS MAY HAVE ISSUES ))

ROAMIN = $71.60
* Bold & Brave

EL PRADO = $54.30
* Almost Awesome For The Fillys = Bridesmaid

THUNDER CAT = $48.80
*Bodacious Bouquet

DUSTY = $46.30
*Close Photo For Bouquet

$$$ ALSO RAN $$$

CRUZAN = $34.60

BLUNNY = $32.40

CIGARSHOP = $30.20

RAVEN = $30

RUFFIAN = $19.70

{{ DC }} TIGER DANCER = $11.60
* Cat House Awaits ~ Catnip, Meow Mix, Chippendales *
YO-YO-MAMA
PENTHOUSE TO CAT HOUSE

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING JOURNEY HOME