GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE AT WOODBINE RACETRACK IN CANADA
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE = BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FEARSOME FRISKY FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS CAPABLE COLTS
DEFENDING CHAMP, THE TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER
WILL HAVE TEN CANTANKEROUS CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
A REPEAT RAUCOUS REPEAT OF TIGER DANCING TO VICTORY
THE EXUBERANT ELEVEN ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE!
IT'S A FIERY FAST TRIO OUT FOR A HUGE LEAD HEADING TO THE TURN
RAVEN ~ EL PRADO & ROAMIN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
OF THE 3 LEAVING THE GATE WITH A HUGE LEAD ~
ONLY EL PRADO CONTINUES TO MAINTAIN SUPER SPEED
BOTH ROMIN & RAVEN ALMOST CLIPPING HEELS ON THE TURN,
LOSE MOMENTUM, DROPPING BACK
AS THE FRISKY FILLY LEAVES THE 2 COLTS IN HER WAKE
DUSTY & THUNDER CAT ARE NOW MOVING UP PASSING THE 2 COLTS
BUT NOT CLOSE TO THE ENERGETIC EL PRADO IN FRONT ~
ROAMIN IS NEXT RIGHT AT THE TAILS OF DUSTY & THUNDER CAT
IT'S 10 LENGTHS BACK TO RAVEN
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN & BLUNNY
TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE THE STRAGGLERS
DEFENDING CHAMP ~ TIGER DANCER, CIGARSHOP AT HER TAIL
AND A STRUGGLING RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY HAS FORGOTTEN
TO AWAKE HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SPEED YET
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
EL PRADO STARTING TO FALTER LOSING GROUND QUICKLY AS NOW
IT IS A FIERCELY FAST ROAMIN, REGAINING HIS EARLY MOMENTUM,
RIGHT AT THE TAIL OF THE FILLY IN F RONT
THUNDER CAT & DUSTY CONTINUE MOVING WELL ARE NEXT
SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK IT'S A QUICK QUARTET OF
THE NOT SO ENERGIZED-BLUNNY ~ CRUZAN ~ CIGARSHOP ~ RAVEN
FAR BACK IS THE NOT SO DYNAMIC DUO OF RUFFIAN
AND DEFENDING CHAMPION, TIGER DANCER,
WHOSE DANCE IS MORE LIKE A SLOW-STEPPIN-SAMBA
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
ROAMIN PASSING EL PRADO & NOW IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD
EL PRADO, NOT GIVING UP OR GIVING IN IS NEXT BUT FAR BACK
THUNDER CAT & DUSTY IN A BATTLE FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'
AT THE WIRE THERE IS NO DOUBT WHO GETS THE BOTS VICTORY!
A RECALCITRANT RAMBUNCTIOUS ROAMIN RACES TO THE WIRE 1st
EL PRADO DETERMINEDLY HOLDS ON FOR 2nd
A PHOTO FOR THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET GOES TO THUNDER CAT
DUSTY STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS' FROM GOLLUM!
$$$$$ OFFICIAL RESULTS OF THE BOTS $$$$$
{{ SUBMIT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFZILLA }}
(
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net )
(( CATS & CATNIP ON CALCULATORS MAY HAVE ISSUES ))
ROAMIN = $71.60
* Bold & Brave
EL PRADO = $54.30
* Almost Awesome For The Fillys = Bridesmaid
THUNDER CAT = $48.80
*Bodacious Bouquet
DUSTY = $46.30
*Close Photo For Bouquet
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
CRUZAN = $34.60
BLUNNY = $32.40
CIGARSHOP = $30.20
RAVEN = $30
RUFFIAN = $19.70
{{ DC }} TIGER DANCER = $11.60
* Cat House Awaits ~ Catnip, Meow Mix, Chippendales *
YO-YO-MAMA
PENTHOUSE TO CAT HOUSE
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
