MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 6/19 **RESULTS** @ EVANGELINE

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO THE 'DUSTY ONE' WHO DUSTED THE FIELD
CONVINCINGLY AND NOW WILL RUN FOR A REPEAT VICTORY

VENUE CHOICE ~ EVANGELINE DOWNS
IF IT WORKED GREAT ONCE ~ WHY NOT AGAIN!

FEATURE EVENT: B O T S
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FIREY FILLYS VS: COURAGEOUS CONTENTIOUS COLTS!

POST TIMES: 6:50 ET // 5:50 CT // 4:50 MT // 3:50 PT

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

IN YE OLE CAT HOUSE AMIDST CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES
WILL BE THUNDER CAT MEWING & PURRRING
BUT ~ ~ ~ IF SHE OVERDOES ON THE CATNIP
AND FORGETS WHERE SHE PUT THE CALCULATOR
RUFFIAN WILL RAMBUNCTIOUSLY ROAR IN TO REPORT RESULTS

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[RUFFIAN]

GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
FROM EVANGELINE RACETRACK

WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO ~ CRUZAN ~ CATALINA
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WILL HAVE JUST 6 CHALLENGERS
TO TRY AND PREVENT A REPEAT ROMP ~
WITH 6 U GET EGG ROLL
BUT WITH 6 U CAN ALSO BE DEFEATED!

FEATURE EVENT: B O T S
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FRISKY FILLYS VS: COMPETITIVE CAPABLE COLTS

THE SAUCY SEVEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT IT IS ROAMIN OUT FOR A GIGANTIC LEAD
TAKING THE FIELD INTO THE TURN

OUT OF TURN THEY COME

ROAMIN STILL IN THE LEAD BUT NOW WITH 2 FIERCE FILLYS
RIGHT ON HIS TAIL AS RUFFIAN RELEASED HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
AND TIGER DANCER IS ROARING UP THE RAIL!

THUNDER CAT HAS JOINED RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER AS
THESE 3 FILLYS ARE IN HOT PURRRRSUIT OF ROAMIN!

IT'S ANOTHER 7 LENGTHS BACK TO DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY
WHO IS GONNA HAVE TO PICK UP HER PACE TO HAVE A SHOT
AT A REPEAT WINNING EFFORT

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY HAS JOINED DUSTY
FARTHER BACK IN ANOTHE TIME ZONE IS CIGARSHOP
WHO SO FAR HAS NOT LIT UP HIS 'SMOKIN' SPEED

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

IT IS NOW TURNING INTO A MATCH RACE OF ROAMIN & RUFFIAN
AS TIGER DANCER LOST ALL MOMENTUM LOSING HER FOCUS
WATCHING A FLOCK OF GULLS IN THE INFIELD!
''BIRD WATCHING'' MAY BE A WONDERFUL THING
BUT NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A RACE!

THUNDER CAT & NOW THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY ARE NEXT
FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER ~ DUSTY & CIGARSHOP

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

ROAMIN & RUFFIAN LOCKED IN A BRACING BATTLE TO THE WIRE
THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY IN A FIERCE FIGHT FOR THE BOUQUET

AT THE WIRE IT'S ................. PHOTO FINISH! HOLD ALL TICKETS
JOCKEY OBJECTIONS
AFTER REVIEWING THE REPLAY

IT IS ROAMIN WHO IS VICTORIOUS FOR THE COLTS IN BOTS!
RUFFIAN LOSING FOR THE FILLYS BY A WISPY WHISKER
THUNDER CAT HOLDS OFF BLUNNY FOR THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
AND ONCE AGAIN, BACK IN HIS '2nd HOME' THE SHIRE IS BLUNNY

OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH
{{PLEASE REPORT $$ ERRORS TO CATZILLA}}
MATH IS NOT HER STRONG SUIT

ROAMIN = $48.60
*Classy & Confident Gate To Wire

RUFFIAN = $43
*A Whisker Loss Is Still A Loss Sadly For The Fillys

THUNDER CAT = $35.30
*Strong 1st Half

BLUNNY = $32.50
*It's Almost As If He TRIES To Return To The Shire!

TIGER DANCER = $25.20

{{DC}} DUSTY = $18.80
*Almost A Cat House Visit

CIGARSHOP = $9.20
*To The Dog House He Goes
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