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CONGRATS TO THUNDER CAT
THE FIERCE FILLY LET HER THUNDER ROLL IN THE FINAL STRIDES
TO PASS EL PRADO FOR A WHISKER WIN AT THE WIRE


WINNER VENUE CHOICE: GULFSTREAM PARK

FEATURE EVENT: BOTS DAY
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FERVENT FILLYS VS: COOL, CALM, COLLECTED COLTS



POST TIMES: 1:15 ET // 12:15 CT // 11:15 MT // 10:15 PT

$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$

IN A RARE RESULT EVENT: THE BIG CAT DUO IN A DEAD HEAT
WILL BE BRINGING RESULTS FROM YE OLE CAT HOUSE
RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER CAN TOSS THE DICE OR CATNIP LEAVES
TO DETERMINE WHICH BIG CAT WILL HOLD THE CALCULATOR ~
OR POSSIBLY ~ A COMBINED PURRRRSENTATION?


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Ruff, I'm stuck in a hospital bed again. Can't play Wed, will try to play Sat. I have an argument going on with a kidney stone. Drs are playing musical pill bottles. The other site is blocked by the hospital somehow. Email me, I can explain better that way.

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT GULFSTREAM

OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE: BOTS CHALLENGE
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FERVENTLY FRISKY FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS CLEVER COLTS

WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA ~
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT
WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING
TO STOP ANOTHER 'THUNDER-ROLLS' REPEAT PURRRRFORMANCE!

THE ENERGIZED EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BOTS CHALLENGE

IT'S A TEMPERATE THREESOME AWAY WITH A SHORT EARLY LEAD
CIGARSHOP BETWEEN RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT
MUCH TO THE COLT'S DELIGHT

THIS TRIO LEADS THE FIELD INTO THE TURN

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

THINGS HAVE CHANGED QUICKLY WHEN RUFFIAN & CIGARSHOP
ALMOST CLIPPING HEELS, COST CIGARSHOP HIS EARLY MOMENTUM
WITH RUFFIAN GETTING THE BETTER OF THE INCIDENT

NOW IT IS RUFFIAN ~ CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT
IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE CIGARSHOP & BLUNNY FOLLOWED
BY TIGER DANCER AND EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE ROAMIN & DUSTY

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

CRUZAN HAS TURNED UP THE HEAT NOW ALONE ON THE LEAD

THUNDER CAT IS ROARING ALONG IN 2ND TRYING TO KEEP UP
RUFFIAN IS LOSING GROUND AFTER BEING DISTRACTED BY
SOMETHING THROWN ONTO THE TRACK FROM THE INFIELD!

NAUGHTY RACE FANS SHOULD KNOW BETTER UNTIL BOOZE
INTERFERES WITH THEIR SENSE OF RIGHT + WRONG!

ROAMIN SUDDENLY FOUND HIS MOJO MOVING UP QUICKLY
PASSING RUFFIAN AND NOW RIGHT AT THUNDER CAT'S TAIL

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS NEXT
BUT APPEARS TO BE ONLY 'HALF-CHARGED' TODAY

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP
FROLICKING ALONG BUT NOT SHOWING ANY INTEREST IN RUNNING

ALL ALONE AT THE BACK, IS DUSTY WHO SEEMS TO BE LETHARGIC
AND MAY NEED A VET EXAM BACK AT THE BARN LATER ON

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

CRUZAN WITH EVERYTHING GOING HIS WAY LEADS THE FIELD

DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, TRYING TO CLOSE THE GAP
FOR A REPEAT VICTORY AND GLORY FOR THE FILLYS

A TENACIOUS TRIPLE THREAT IS NEXT STILL IN WITH A CHANCE
ROAMIN ~ RUFFIAN & BLUNNY

TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP CONTINUE TO MEANDER ALONG
AS DUSTY REMAINS FAR BACK ON A PATH TO THE CAT HOUSE

CRUZAN CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY TO THE WIRE AS HE
TAUNTINGLY INCREASES HIS LEAD OVER DEFENDING CHAMP,
THUNDER CAT, WHO TODAY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REPEAT THE
GLORY FOR THE FAB FILLYS

AT THE WIRE IT'S ALL CRUZAN ~ 'CRUISIN' ALONE BY DAYLIGHT
WITH AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY FOR THE COLTS

DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, PICKS UP THE BRIDESMAID GOWN
ROAMIN CATCHES THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET' IN 3RD
RUFFIAN OUT-ENERGIZES THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
{{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO CATZILLA}}
CATS & CALCULATORS SOMETIMES HAVE ISSUES
PAWS SEEM TO HIT THE WRONG KEYS AT TIMES

CRUZAN: $67.20
* Charismatic Colt Leads Colts To BOTS Glory

{{DC}} THUNDER CAT = $53.60
* Disappointing Loss For The Fillys

ROAMIN = $44
* Slow Start ~ Impressive 2nd Half

RUFFIAN = $41.20
* Cheetah At The Start ~ Purrring PussyCat At The End

$$$ ALSO RAN $$$

BLUNNY = $40.70

TIGER DANCER = $34.70

CIGARSHOP = $32.30

DUSTY = $6.40
* So Close To The Golden Goose Egg Nest! 1 Feather Away
Catnip & Chippendales Await At The Cat House

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME