SUPURR SATURDAY: 4/6 **RESULTS** {ALL-STAKES-NO-VAMPIRES}
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 5:32 pm
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY WE HAVE A SPECIAL ALL STAKES CARD
FEATURE EVENT: ALL STAKES = NO VAMPIRES
THE '' VAMPIRA '' STAKES
WITH THE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET, DEFENDING CHAMP ROAMIN
WILL HAVE A DETERMINED DOZEN TRYING TO PREVENT THE
CLASSY COLT FROM 'ROAMIN TO THE WIRE FIRST'
THE TALENTED 13 ARE IN THE GATE
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''VAMPIRA'' STAKES
IT'S A SLOW START FOR HALF THE FIELD AS 6 HEAD OUT
FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD WITH SLOW FRACTIONS
DUSTY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY ~
TIGER DANCER & THUNDER CAT
EL PRADO IS QUICK TO CATCH UP TO THE FRONT RUNNING 6
THE REMAINING SNOOZIN 6 HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO RUN!
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
IT IS NOW BLUNNY & EL PRADO LEADING THE WAY ~
PEEPTOAD LEAPING TO THE CHALLENGE JOINING THAT DUO
ANOTHER 4 LENGTHS BACK IS A FRISKY FOURSOME OF
TIGER DANCER ~ CATALINA ~ CIGARSHOP & DUSTY
THIS QUARTET IS FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT & RAVEN
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, IS SLOW TO GET ROLLIN
STILL STRUGGLING SLOWLY ARE POST TIME MIKE, CRUZAN
AND RUFFIAN WHO STALLED EXITING THE GATE
AND APPEARS FRUSTRATED ~ FRAZZLED & FLUSTERED ~
PERHAPS SEARCHING FOR HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
WHO IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN YET
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
OMG! THE CROWD HAS SUDDENLY GONE WILD
SCREECHING LIKE A BUNCH OF BANSHEES WHILE
LOOKING TOWARDS THE BACK OF THE TRACK
WHAT COULD BE CAUSING THIS UPROAR?
SOMEONE IS FLYING UP THE RAIL, PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
NOW WE SEE THE 'JUNGLE-SPOTTED' SILKS OF RUFFIAN WHO
APPARENTLY FOUND HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' LURKING WITHIN
AND HAS TURNED HER LOOSE LIKE A JUNGLE CAT AFTER PREY!
THE ''PREY'' IN THIS CASE IS THE DETERMINED DOZEN IN FRONT!
THE PREVIOUSLY FLUSTERED & FRUSTRATED FILLY HAS TURNED INTO A FRISKY, FEARLESS FEVENT FILLY IN FRONT
LEAVING A STUNNED STUPEFIED DOZEN IN HER WAKE
BEWILDERED & BEFUDDLED AT WHAT JUST FLEW RIGHT ON BY!
THE FIERY FILLY IS NOW 33 LENGTHS AHEAD OF THE REST
MAKING THE RACE RESEMBLE SECRETARIAT'S BELMONT WITH
THE DEFIANT, DAUNTLESS DOZEN TRYING TO CATCH UP BUT
REALIZING THEY ARE ONLY RUNNING FOR MINOR PURSE MONEY
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
THE FLASHY FLAWLESS FILLY CONTINUES TO FLY TO THE FINISH LINE
30+ LENGTHS BACK BLUNNY & DUSTY PICKING UP SPEED
TRYING TO PUT 2nd PLACE MONEY IN THE BANK
CIGARSHOP, PEEPTOAD, EL PRADO & TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT
EACH WITH A CHANCE OF SOME MINOR AWARD MONEY
THUNDER CAT & CATALINA ARE ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, IS NEXT & SLOWING DOWN REALIZING
A REPEAT VICTORY HAS GONE WITH THE WIND = AKA RUFFIAN
RAVEN AND POST TIME MIKE ARE ANOTHER 2 LENGTHS BACK
AND WE NEED A TELESCOPE TO FIND CRUZAN WHO IS SO FAR
BACK HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE TV SCREEN IN WIDE PANAVISION
THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET, SCREAMING FOR THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY IN FRONT AS SHE CROSSES THE LINE WITH NOBODY EVEN CLOSE ~
AS TICKET HOLDERS WAIT TO SEE WHO ELSE PAYS OFF
OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH IN THE 'VAMPIRA'
STAKES
*** REPORT OBJECTIONS TO THE 'SUPURR-IN-TENDENT' ***
{{ RUFFIAN333@webtv.net }}
RUFFIAN = $136.20
* The 'Cheetah' Just 'Out For A Spin' Today ~ Flashy Fast Filly Fractions!
BLUNNY = $59.60
* Bridesmaid For The Bunny Whose Energize-Bunny-Battery Just Not Enuff
DUSTY = $52.70
* Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
CIGARSHOP = $49.10
* Steals 'The Precious' By A Wisp Of Smoke From Peeptoad!
ALSO RAN
PEEPTOAD = $48
*Just Escapes The Wrath Of Gollum!
EL PRADO = $46.80
TIGER DANCER = $40
THUNDER CAT = $38.10
CATALINA = $32.90
{DC} ROAMIN = $19.10
* Phenomenal Filly Too Much For A 'Roam To Repeat'
RAVEN = $18
POST TIME MIKE = $17.20
CRUZAN = $0 *** GOLDEN GOOSE EGG! ***
A Fancy, Finely Feathered Nest Awaits In Dog House
Along With Milk Bone Biscuits, Rawhide + Vegas Showgirl Dancers
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, VAMPIRE-FREE JOURNEY HOME
*** PICK UP YOUR FREE STAKE AT THE EXIT GATE! ***
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY & STAY VAMPIRE FREE!
TODAY WE HAVE A SPECIAL ALL STAKES CARD
FEATURE EVENT: ALL STAKES = NO VAMPIRES
THE '' VAMPIRA '' STAKES
WITH THE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET, DEFENDING CHAMP ROAMIN
WILL HAVE A DETERMINED DOZEN TRYING TO PREVENT THE
CLASSY COLT FROM 'ROAMIN TO THE WIRE FIRST'
THE TALENTED 13 ARE IN THE GATE
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''VAMPIRA'' STAKES
IT'S A SLOW START FOR HALF THE FIELD AS 6 HEAD OUT
FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD WITH SLOW FRACTIONS
DUSTY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY ~
TIGER DANCER & THUNDER CAT
EL PRADO IS QUICK TO CATCH UP TO THE FRONT RUNNING 6
THE REMAINING SNOOZIN 6 HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO RUN!
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
IT IS NOW BLUNNY & EL PRADO LEADING THE WAY ~
PEEPTOAD LEAPING TO THE CHALLENGE JOINING THAT DUO
ANOTHER 4 LENGTHS BACK IS A FRISKY FOURSOME OF
TIGER DANCER ~ CATALINA ~ CIGARSHOP & DUSTY
THIS QUARTET IS FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT & RAVEN
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, IS SLOW TO GET ROLLIN
STILL STRUGGLING SLOWLY ARE POST TIME MIKE, CRUZAN
AND RUFFIAN WHO STALLED EXITING THE GATE
AND APPEARS FRUSTRATED ~ FRAZZLED & FLUSTERED ~
PERHAPS SEARCHING FOR HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
WHO IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN YET
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
OMG! THE CROWD HAS SUDDENLY GONE WILD
SCREECHING LIKE A BUNCH OF BANSHEES WHILE
LOOKING TOWARDS THE BACK OF THE TRACK
WHAT COULD BE CAUSING THIS UPROAR?
SOMEONE IS FLYING UP THE RAIL, PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
NOW WE SEE THE 'JUNGLE-SPOTTED' SILKS OF RUFFIAN WHO
APPARENTLY FOUND HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' LURKING WITHIN
AND HAS TURNED HER LOOSE LIKE A JUNGLE CAT AFTER PREY!
THE ''PREY'' IN THIS CASE IS THE DETERMINED DOZEN IN FRONT!
THE PREVIOUSLY FLUSTERED & FRUSTRATED FILLY HAS TURNED INTO A FRISKY, FEARLESS FEVENT FILLY IN FRONT
LEAVING A STUNNED STUPEFIED DOZEN IN HER WAKE
BEWILDERED & BEFUDDLED AT WHAT JUST FLEW RIGHT ON BY!
THE FIERY FILLY IS NOW 33 LENGTHS AHEAD OF THE REST
MAKING THE RACE RESEMBLE SECRETARIAT'S BELMONT WITH
THE DEFIANT, DAUNTLESS DOZEN TRYING TO CATCH UP BUT
REALIZING THEY ARE ONLY RUNNING FOR MINOR PURSE MONEY
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
THE FLASHY FLAWLESS FILLY CONTINUES TO FLY TO THE FINISH LINE
30+ LENGTHS BACK BLUNNY & DUSTY PICKING UP SPEED
TRYING TO PUT 2nd PLACE MONEY IN THE BANK
CIGARSHOP, PEEPTOAD, EL PRADO & TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT
EACH WITH A CHANCE OF SOME MINOR AWARD MONEY
THUNDER CAT & CATALINA ARE ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, IS NEXT & SLOWING DOWN REALIZING
A REPEAT VICTORY HAS GONE WITH THE WIND = AKA RUFFIAN
RAVEN AND POST TIME MIKE ARE ANOTHER 2 LENGTHS BACK
AND WE NEED A TELESCOPE TO FIND CRUZAN WHO IS SO FAR
BACK HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE TV SCREEN IN WIDE PANAVISION
THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET, SCREAMING FOR THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY IN FRONT AS SHE CROSSES THE LINE WITH NOBODY EVEN CLOSE ~
AS TICKET HOLDERS WAIT TO SEE WHO ELSE PAYS OFF
OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH IN THE 'VAMPIRA'
STAKES*** REPORT OBJECTIONS TO THE 'SUPURR-IN-TENDENT' ***
{{ RUFFIAN333@webtv.net }}
RUFFIAN = $136.20
* The 'Cheetah' Just 'Out For A Spin' Today ~ Flashy Fast Filly Fractions!
BLUNNY = $59.60
* Bridesmaid For The Bunny Whose Energize-Bunny-Battery Just Not Enuff
DUSTY = $52.70
* Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
CIGARSHOP = $49.10
* Steals 'The Precious' By A Wisp Of Smoke From Peeptoad!
ALSO RAN
PEEPTOAD = $48
*Just Escapes The Wrath Of Gollum!
EL PRADO = $46.80
TIGER DANCER = $40
THUNDER CAT = $38.10
CATALINA = $32.90
{DC} ROAMIN = $19.10
* Phenomenal Filly Too Much For A 'Roam To Repeat'
RAVEN = $18
POST TIME MIKE = $17.20
CRUZAN = $0 *** GOLDEN GOOSE EGG! ***
A Fancy, Finely Feathered Nest Awaits In Dog House
Along With Milk Bone Biscuits, Rawhide + Vegas Showgirl Dancers
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, VAMPIRE-FREE JOURNEY HOME
*** PICK UP YOUR FREE STAKE AT THE EXIT GATE! ***
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY & STAY VAMPIRE FREE!