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CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN

THE FRISKY FEISTY FILLY LET HER 'INNER CHEETAH'
RUN WILD EARLY ON AND NEVER LOOKED BACK

VENUE: EVANGELINE DOWNS

CELEBRATING THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY BIRTHDAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
*** THE ''HIPPITY-HOP'' STAKES ***
BODACIOUS BUNNY HOPPIN ON THE BAYOU!

ADDITIONALLY ~ IT IS ALSO A BOTS DAY
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERY FIERCE FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS CLASSY COLTS

POST TIMES: 6:50 ET // 5:50 CT // 4:50 MT // 3:50 PT

SCOREKEEPER

WITH CALCULATOR, CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES
IN THE COLOSSAL CHARISMATIC CAT HOUSE
WILL BE THE 'DUSTY ONE' ~ IF SHE IS AVAILABLE

IN THE EVENT DUSTY IS UNABLE TO FULFILL PRESENTING
THE RACE CALL, THEN, THE RAMBUNCTIOUS RUFFZILLA WILL

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WHY NOT TAKE A PEEK
BETTER TO NOT DO IT WRONG
THEN SEE A DQ + GO = EEEEEK!

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
COMING TO YOU FROM THE BAYOU AT EVANGELINE DOWNS

CELEBRATING AN ENERGIZER-BLUNNY BIRTHDAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
THE ''HIPPITY~HOP~HOOTENANY'' STAKES

ADDITIONALLY: THIS IS A BOTS CHALLENGE
FEARLESS FORMIDABLE FILLYS VS: CANTANKEROUS CLEVER COLTS

DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, WILL HAVE 8 COMPETENT CHALLENGERS
TO STOP ANOTHER 'CHEETAH QUIK-STEP' TO VICTORY

THE NIMBLE NINE ARE IN THE GATE, READY TO RUN ~ OR HOP!

AWAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'HIPPITY-HOP-HOTTENANY' STAKES

JUST A HOP AHEAD ARE THUNDER CAT & CIGARSHOP

HOPPING RIGHT ALONG WTH THAT DUO ARE
RUFFIAN ~ ROAMIN ~ DUSTY + TIGER DANCER

IT'S JUST 3 HOPS BACK TO CATALINA & BLUNNY

CRUZAN IS SLOW TO START ~ PERHAPS LOOKIN AROUND FOR A CARROT

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

THE CLOSELY BUNCHED 'STAMPEDE' HAS NOW CHANGED INTO
A FEROCIOUSLY FAST FRONT RUNNING FILLY DUO AS CATALINA
HAS ROARED INTO A HUGE LEAD FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT

IT'S 13 HOPPIN LENGTHS BACK TO ROAMIN, RUFFIAN + TIGER DANCER

ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE BLUNNY, DUSTY & CIGARSHOP

HOPPING ALONG TO A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DRUMMER IS CRUZAN

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

CATALINA IS WAY AHEAD SHOWING OFF HER TAIL TO THE REST

THUNDER CAT IS NEXT BUT STILL NOT GAINING GROUND
ON THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY IN FRONT

ROAMIN IS ON THE MOVE AND THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY FINALLY
FOUND HIS BATTERY CHARGER ~ JOINING ROAMIN

DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, IS ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK
ALONG WITH TIGER DANCER ~ DUSTY + CIGARSHOP

CRUZAN CONTINUES TO HOP ALONG AT A BUNNY PACE

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

A FLAWLESSLY FERVENT FILLY LEADS THE WAY AS CATALINA
IS SO FAR AHEAD, THE REST ARE RUNNING FOR PLACE / SHOW

IT'S 15 LENGTHS BACK TO THUNDER CAT & ROAMIN, NECK + NECK

DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, APPARENTLY FORGOT TO AWAKEN
HER 'INNER CHEETAH' IS NEXT WITHOUT A BUNNY CHANCE OF REPEAT

TIGER DANCER IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY DUSTY, CIGARSHOP

FAR BACK IN WATERSHIP DOWNS TERRITORY IS A CAREFREE CLUELESS CRUZAN HOPPIN ALONG MERRILY WITH NO THOUGHT OF RUNNING

CATALINA CONFIDENTLY IN COMMAND

THUNDER CAT & ROAMIN ~ NOSE + NOSE IN A BATTLE FOR 2nd

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS NEXT WTH A CHANCE AT 'THE PRECIOUS'
{THE SHIRE~ HIS FAVORITE SPOT TO BE OTHER THAN THE PENTHOUSE ]

RUFFIAN IS NEXT WITH A SMALL CHANCE AT 'THE PRECIOUS'


AND HERE'S THE WIRE ~ CATALINA THE CLEAR CUT WINNER

BUT TOTE BOARD LIGHTS ARE FLASHING FOR 2nd / 3rd
OBJECTIONS ~ 2 TRAINERS OUT ON THE TRACK
STEWARDS TAKING A LONG TIME WITH A DECISION

ALMOST A DEAD HEAT FOR THE PLACE SPOT BUT BY A TINY
BUNNY WHISKER ~ THUNDER CAT PREVAILS OVER ROAMIN

BLUNNY HAS STOLEN 'THE PRECIOUS' HOPPING ALONG TO THE SHIRE

$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
HIPPITY~HOP HOOTENANNY

BOTS DAY GOES TO THE FILLYS

CATALINA = $67.60
*Formidable ~ Fierce ~ Flawless

THUNDER CAT = $42.20
*No Match For The Winner

ROAMIN = $42
*42? The Answer To Life, The Universe, + ... Everything!
{Hitchhiker Guide To The Galaxy}

BLUNNY = $31.90
* Steals The Precious ~ No Fear Of Gollum Who Is Used To Seeing Blunny

ALSO HOPPIN ALONGS

{DC} RUFFIAN = $28.20
*A Bunny Hop Instead of A Cheetah Cha Cha Ca-Ching

TIGER DANCER = $18

DUSTY = $16

CIGARSHOP = $14

CRUZAN = $8.80
*Headin To Ye Ole Dog House for Milk Bone Biscuits & Vegas Showgirls
Not a Bad Compensation For This CareFree Colt

WE NOW BID YOU A CAJUN FAREWELL FROM EVANGELINE DOWNS
WISHING ALL A BUNNYLICIOUS JOURNEY BACK HOME