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MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 3/27 *RESULTS* @ SAM HOUSTON

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:58 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO ROAMIN WHO NOW WILL BE 'ROAMING' TO A 3-PEAT :o
OR ~ A PHENOMENAL FROSTED WHISKER TRIBUTE ;)

THE VENUE FOR THIS RARE 3-PEAT CHALLENGE WILL BE
SAM HOUSTON RACETRACK

FEATURE EVENT
THE 'GLORY OR GROAN' STAKES
WILL HE ~ OR WON'T HE? :?

POST TIMES: 1:20 ET // 12:20 CT // 11:20 MT // 10:20 PT

RULES ARE ON THE MAIN MENU
WHY NOT PEEK AND GO SEE
BETTER TO DO IT CORRECTLY
THAN SEE = D.Q. & MOAN: 'WOE IS ME' :cry:

*** SCOREKEEPER ***

A VERY RARE SCOREKEEPING CHALLENGE :o
A 'CAT CLAW' CONTEST OF DUSTY & EL PRADO FOR THE CALCULATOR

IF NEITHER FILLY IS ABLE TO FULFILL SCORING OBLIGATIONS :?
THEN RUFFZILLA WILL BE THE CAT HOUSE CALCULATOR QUEEN

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 3/27 @ SAM HOUSTON

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 5:58 pm
by RUFFIAN
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AND MAYHEM IT MAY BE AS ROAMIN RUNS FOR REPEAT GLORY

IT APPEARS THAT THE 'ROAMIN THREAT' HAS SCARED AWAY
SEVERAL CHALLENGERS, LEAVING ONLY 6 TO TRY PREVENTING
A ROAMIN RUNAWAY REPEAT THREE PEAT VICTORY GALLOP

FEATURE EVENT
THE 'GLORY OR GROAN' STAKES
WILL HE OR WON'T HE?

THE SPICY SEVEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE 'GLORY OR GROAN' STAKES

OUT FOR A SHORT LEAD IS THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY WHO
APPEARS TO HAVE HIS BATTERY FULLY CHARGED TODAY

RIGHT ON HIS TAIL IS THUNDER CAT, FOLLOWED BY ROAMIN
EL PRADO IS RIGHT THERE ON THE MOVE

IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO CRUZAN AND DUSTY AS
RUFFIAN IS TRYING TO AWAKEN HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

THINGS HAVE DRAMATICALLY CHANGED!

THUNDER CAT HAS NOW TAKEN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
IT'S ONLY A LENGTH BACK TO EL PRADO AND RUFFIAN
WHO APPARENTLY DID MANAGE TO AWAKEN HER 'INNER CHEETAH'

BLUNNY & ROAMIN ARE NEXT ONLY A LENGTH BEHIND
THE FRONT RUNNING FRISKY FAST FILLY TRIO

TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE DUSTY & CRUZAN

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

RUFFIAN HAS TURNED HER 'INNER CHEETH' LOOSE AND HAS
TAKEN CONTROL OF THE LEAD AS THUNDER CAT IS FADING FAST

BLUNNY AND EL PRADO ARE NEXT, ABOUT 4 LENGTHS BACK

THUNDER CAT AND DEFENDING CHAMP ROAMIN ARE ANOTHER
LENGTH BACK BUT SHOWING NO GAIN ON THE FRONT RUNNERS

DUSTY AND CRUZAN CONTINUE TO SHUFFLE ALONG LIKE SNAILS

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

RUFFIAN TENACIOUS IN HER DETERMINATION INCREASING HER LEAD

BLUNNY ~ EL PRADO & THUNDER CAT TRYING TO KEEP UP
ROAMIN NOT DOING ENOUGH TO CAPTURE THE 3-PEAT CROWN
DUSTY AND CRUZAN MEANDERING LIKE TWIN TURTLES

RUFFIAN WITH EVERYTHING GOING HER WAY CONTINUES TO LEAD
BY 7 LENGTHS OVER BLUNNY7 AND EL PRADO

SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET LOOKING TOWARDS
THE BACK OF THE FIELD AS SPARKS ARE FLYING FROM THE
LIGHTNING SPEED OF CRUZAN WHO HAS FOUND A
SECRET SURGE OF POWER AND IS PASSING ALL IN HIS WAY
BUT HE HAS A LONG WAY TO GO ~

RUFFIAN IS TOO FAR IN FRONT TO CATCH BUT CRUZAN MAY
JUST GET THERE TO CAPTURE THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY

HERE COMES THE WIRE & THERE GOES 'THE CHEETAH'

CRUZAN HAS CLOSED WITH AN INCREDIBLE BURST OF ENERGY
AND INDEED HAS FLOWN PAST BLUNNY & EL PRADO FOR 2nd

BLUNNY CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET IN 3rd

EL PRADO HOLDS ON TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
'GLORY OR GROAN' STAKES

GLORY FOR RUFFIAN :D ~ GROANS FOR ROAMIN :cry:

RUFFIAN = $56.60
Cheetah Purrrs Turn Into Roars To Win Convincingly
TurnABout Fair Play On Roamin From Last Time :P
Revenge Best Served With Catnip & Meow Mix! :twisted:

CRUZAN = $45.60
*Tremendous Turn Of Foot ~ Colossal Closing Kick

BLUNNY = $28.80
*Energizer Battery on 3/4 Charge

EL PRADO = $28.10
*Good Effort Gate To Wire

$$$ ALSO RAN $$$

THUNDER CAT = $26.10

{DC x 2} ROAMIN = $20.20
* IRONY = 20/20 PERFECT VISION

DUSTY = $19.20
Cat House Awaits With Catnip & Chippendales!

WE NOW BID YOU A GLORY GOODBYE FROM TEXAS
WISHING ALL A SAFE ~ SOBER ~ NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME