Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

**CONGRATS TO ---> RUFFIAN
THE FREAKISHLY FAST FILLY LET
HER ''INNER CHEETAH'' RUN LOOSE
RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE,
AND NEVER LOOKED BACK
UNTIL CROSSING THE FINISH LINE!


VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK **R4--14**

WITH SUCH A LONG DAY, CONSIDERATION TO WESTERN RESIDENTS,
A LITTLE LATER POST TIME IS APPRECIATED!

WE SHALL BEGIN THE DAY WITH RACE 4 THE 'PALM BEACH' S
9 STAKES = NO VAMPIRES!


POST TIMES: (R4) 1 PM ET // 12 PM CT // 11 AM MT // 10 AM PT

FEATURE EVENT: TBA


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GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
TODAY WE'RE AT GULFSTREAM PARK

RUFFIAN ATTEMPTS TO RUN A WINNING RACE REPEAT
WITH A LATE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET,
THE FRACTIOUS FILLY WILL HAVE
11 CALCULATING CLEVER CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT THE REPEAT ROAR OF 'LA CHEETAH'




TODAY IS 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH' DAY
HONORING THAT CELEBRATION
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
''SPLASHIN OR SULKIN'' STAKES


THE DIVERSE DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

AND THEY'RE OFF ....
IN THE 'SPLASHIN -OR- SULKIN' STAKES


IT'S A COLT DUO OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD AS CRUZAN
AND POST TIME MIKE LEAD THE WAY TO THE TURN


~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~


IN THE 'WINX' OF AN EYE SUDDENLY IT'S A FRISKY FILLY
AT THE FRONT AS TIGER DANCER ROARS TO THE LEAD


THUNDER CAT IS 5 LENGTHS BACK
FOLLOWED BY POST TIME MIKE
WITH PEEPTOAD & CRUZAN NEXT
JUST 2 LENGTHS BEHIND THEM

ANOTHER 1/2 LENGTH BACK ARE ROAMIN + DUSTY
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY EL PRADO & BLUNNY

FAR BACK IT'S CIGARSHOP ~ RUFFIAN ~ CATALINA


~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY SPOOKED AT SOMETHING ON THE TRACK
DRASTICALLY DROPPING BACK LOSING ALL MOMENTUM

NOW IT'S ROAMIN -&- CRUZAN FINDING THEIR BEST STRIDE
MOVING UP QUICKLY WITH THUNDER CAT BETWEEN THE COLTS
AS THIS TENACIOUS TRIO LEAD THE WAY

CATALINA IS NEXT ~ JUST A 1/2 LENGTH BEHIND THE 3 IN FRONT

CIGARSHOP SUDDENLY AWAKENED
TO REALIZE HE WAS IN A RACE
MOVING UP QUICKLY
JUST IN BEHIND TIGER DANCER ~
A PLACE WE ALL KNOW HE LOVES TO BE


EL PRADO & PEEPTOAD ARE NEXT JUST A FEW LENGTHS BACK
IT'S ANOTHER 7 LENGTHS BACK TO POST TIME MIKE

BLUNNY IS NEXT BUT APPARENTLY HE LEFT HIS
ENERGIZER-BATTERY-CHARGER BACK AT THE BARN

DUSTY IS ANOTHER 6 LENGTHS BEHIND BLUNNY

WE'RE NEEDING THE TARDIS TO FIND THE DEFENDING CHAMP
MEANDERING ALONG IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ~

RUFFIAN IS HEADING TO RELAX ON A FINELY FEATHERED
GOLDEN GOOSE EGG NEST IN THE CAT HOUSE PLAYING YO-YO


~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


CRUZAN ~ ROAMIN ~ THUNDER CAT
LEAD THE WAY TO THE WIRE

CATALINA ~ TIGER DANCER ~ CIGARSHOP
ARE NEXT, 2 LENGTHS BACK

EL PRADO -&- PEEPTOAD ARE STILL IN
WITH A CHANCE OF SOME MONEY

POST TIME MIKE ~ BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ARE FAR BACK

RUFFIAN IS ROARING TO THE SOUND OF HER OWN DRUM
TO THE TUNE OF THE 'GOLDEN-GOOSE-GALLOP'

THE TALENTED TRUCULENT TRIO LEAD THE WAY ....
AS THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
CRUZAN IS JUST A NOSE IN FRONT OF
ROAMIN -&- THUNDER CAT -- WHEN SUDDENLY
ONE SURGE OF SUPURRR SPEED
MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE!
CRUZAN HAS PUT HIS HANDSOME NOSE ON THE WIRE FIRST


IT WILL TAKE A PHOTO TO DETERMINE THE #2 SPOT


HOLD ALL TICKETS! OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
STEWARDS ARE REVIEWING THE REPLAY

FINALLY ~ LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING

ROAMIN BY A KITTY-WHISKER OVER THUNDER CAT IS 2nd
THUNDER CAT CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
CATALINA BY A TAIL OVER TIGER DANCER HAS 'THE PRECIOUS'


$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
'SPLASHIN OR SULKIN'


1st ~ CRUZAN === $62.60
* Splashin In The Fountain Of Youth Winner Circle



2nd ~ ROAMIN === $58.80
*Strong Effort Right To The Wire! Sulkin With Jack & Jim!
~RUNNER-UP/BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $57.90
*When A Longer Nose Makes The Difference!
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ CATALINA === $55.40
*Steals The Precious
~RING-THIEF~


~~ALSO RAN~~


TIGER DANCER === $54.20
*Where's A Buck When Ya Need One!

CIGARSHOP === $54.00

EL PRADO = $47.20

PEEPTOAD === $45.90

POST TIME MIKE === $38.00

BLUNNY === $31.10

DUSTY === $23.70

{DC}RUFFIAN === $9.40 O NO! NO GOLDEN GOOSE EGG? :'( :banghead:
{THANKS TO ZULU ALPHA! } THE CAT HOUSE KEY FOR THE CHAMP
**AND A ''YO-YO-MAMA'' AWARD = PENTHOUSE TO CAT HOUSE


WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
WISHING ALL A SIP FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
TO ALWAYS REMAIN YOUNG AT HEART!
AND A SAFE ~ SOBER ~ NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME!